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[Life is Good] Chapter 33

So here we are, standing in a dark alley—filthy surroundings, trash everywhere, the black of night, a truly romantic atmosphere. We stare at each other. I’m feverishly thinking, “Okay, what the hell do I do now?” Judging by her expression, Petra is lost in similar thoughts. Not that I’m too worried—I have no intention of hurting her,...

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 63

“No Sandevistan, no Kerenzikov,” Smasher announced. “Otherwise, it’s too fucking easy. But no other limits. Feet, elbows, knives, teeth—use it all. Last one standing wins!”

The Maelstrom crowd went wild with hoots and applause.

“Fuck me…” Vic and Jackie murmured in nearly perfect sync.

David didn’t even look...

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Castling the Long Way

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[Hydrargyrum] Chapter 7

“The tradition of magical duels in Britain has largely fallen out of favor during the latter half of the twentieth century, yet it continues to be practiced—unlike in various European countries that have abandoned this custom in favor of settling disputes exclusively in court. 

“The rules for issuing a challenge… the rules for...

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[Hydrargyrum] Chapter 6

“Here we are, kid. Whittington, the Blockbuster store.”

“Thank you,” Kayneth replied tonelessly as he climbed out of the taxi, paying the fare. Since ordinary people were virtually unaware of the “Leaky Cauldron,” he had given the address of some film rental across the road. The magus remembered it from nearly a month ago, when...

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[Hydrargyru] Chapter 5

“For the first time in a year, she actually looks like my Eve again—not her ghost,” Summers said quietly, approaching the magus with his wife in his arms. He moved cautiously—after the lamps had gone out, the room was lit only by the faint glow of dawn struggling to filter through the cracks in the windows. He nodded toward the guard and...

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[Hydrargyrum] Chapter 4

With all the new knowledge and impressions swirling in his mind, Kayneth made his way back.  Not to the orphanage, of course, but to Whittington Hospital, where he convincingly collapsed in a hallway near a familiar ward. The performance barely required any acting—after all, he had walked seven miles both ways, not to mention the endless ...

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[Mad Tiger] Chapter 36

Nice job, Sasuke-kun. As they say, grab yourself a cookie off the shelf! And since there are no cookies… well, I’m even better: warm, fluffy, soft, and oh-so-dashing.

“Wait, how’d you figure it out? I mean… about the chakra?” Naruto asked, eyes darting between me and Sasuke. He also scooched a little closer to the Uchiha, proba...

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[Castling] Chapter 40

Morning came, as it always does, no matter how late I’d gone to bed. I woke early anyway, unable to shake my restless thoughts—wondering if I’d done the right thing by starting all this... But what was done was done.

Before breakfast, I brought the promised Basilisk skin to the shaman and had a chat with Charlie. He suggested that af...

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Life is Good

Hydrargyrum

[Life is Good] Chapter 32

Work in the lab with McCoy dragged on until evening, with Jennifer eventually joining us. Once Banner caught up with what we were doing, she suggested adding an air filtration system to my mask. She pointed out that relying solely on holding breath to avoid poisons wasn’t exactly foolproof; besides, there are toxins that can work just by touch...

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[Hydrargyrum] Chapter 3

Of course, it wasn’t that easy. As Kayneth wandered along the street near London’s largest leyline intersection, he immediately sensed the concentrated magic saturating the air. Layered barriers, powerful and complex, surrounded the area. There might have even been folded spaces concealed within the enchantments, but in his current, weakened...

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[Life is Good] Chapter 31

Gwen Stacy.

The cute blonde lay on her bed, glancing at her phone from time to time. Not that she was waiting for a call… but a girl could dream, right? Lately, her life had taken some pretty sharp turns. Her mom had become a police captain, and before transferring precincts, they’d moved to a new place. ...

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Life is Good

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Hydrargyrum (Fate/Zero x Harry Potter...

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[Hydrargyrum] Chapter 2

That was how the watchman found him the next morning—sitting at the bottom of a pit, filthy from head to toe, frozen stiff, and with his hands scraped raw and bleeding. More adults arrived, shouting something he barely registered. Some even struck him a few times, but Kayneth remained indifferent, locked in stupor.

The memories of the wa...

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[Hydrargyrum] Chapter 1

“So now the geas binds you…” leadingly said the paralyzed former magus, sitting in a wheelchair, clutching a wounded girl tightly against his chest.

“Yes, it is sealed. I can no longer kill you or Sola-Ui…” the tall man replied emotionlessly. He wore a trench coat over a rumpled dark suit and held a submachine gun loosely in hi...

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[Life is Good] Chapter 30

Returning to the mansion didn’t exactly feel triumphant—no welcoming committee, no fanfare, no red carpet. We just parked the car. Yuriko dismissed me to catch up on sleep, adding that I was responsible for suit maintenance and would get instructions from McCoy tomorrow. Already half-asleep, I trudged to my room. The adrenaline rush from ear...

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Demons of NC

Life is Good

[Elden Ring: My Ending] Chapter 29

As horrifying as it might sound to any self-respecting (and, at times, deeply self-loathing) Soulslike player, farming spots were becoming fewer and farther between.

At some point, almost every player realizes that leveling up further becomes difficult. The reasons vary: losing hundreds of thousands, even millions of runes to foolish death...

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[Life is Good] Chapter 29

"Good evening, Miss Oyama," I said slowly, still half-asleep and trying to shake off the ‘dream’. "Hey, uh, my eyes aren’t red, and my pupils didn’t turn white, right?"

She clearly expected a different kind of question, judging by the way her eyebrow shot up. Still, she leaned in for a closer look as I did my best to bug out my eye...

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 62

Triple Xtreme Gym looked like a giant red box. The paint was peeling, and the metal beneath had rusted under the brutal California sun and unfriendly acid rain.

"They drag out a stiff from here every month or two," Jackie said as he got off his bike. "It’s more slaughterhouse than gym."

"Yeah, no shit. Shady place," Cesar Diego Rui...

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Castling the Long Way

Mad Tiger

[Castling] Chapter 39

The conversation with the shaman lingered in my mind for a long time, making me question the choices I’d made.

“What do you mean? I don’t understand you,” I asked, bewildered. “What consequences?”

“Do you know what true wisdom is, Achehar?” he countered instead of answering. “It’s carrying the weight of your decis...

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[Mad Tiger] Chapter 35

I found Sasuke sitting by the pond. That classic blank stare. Dark circles under his eyes. His skin looked so pale it was almost translucent. Apparently, he’d been “sick” and skipped that class trip too—though in his case, he stayed home instead of tagging along with Naruto’s misery squad.

Ever since I regained my memory, I’d b...

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Demons of NC

Life is Good

[Elden Ring: My Ending] Chapter 28

No matter how much Ranni longed to rest—she would always awaken. The cautious demigoddess never let her guard down entirely, even now.

More than that, she never stopped her vigilance.

The Three Sisters. A region cloaked in magical wards, difficult to find, let alone enter. Even if someone managed to break through the enchantments, ...

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[Life is Good] Chapter 28

After coming back, everything was surprisingly… ordinary. Exams, training sessions, experiments with McCoy—now joined by Banner. The latter, however, had completely immersed herself in work, which was… mildly annoying. She’d returned my stuff, thanked me warmly, and then proceeded to act like nothing had ever happened. It was a bit insul...

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 61

"Good thing we took out that bastard. Mink, you okay? We need to get moving," the Voodoo priestess said in a serious tone.

"I... I feel like I got skullfucked between the hemispheres without lube," the second runner groaned, his virtual avatar flickering and trembling. "Give me a minute. My thoughts are all tangled, and it’s so, so fucki...

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Castling the Long Way

Mad Tiger:

[Castling] Chapter 38

After breakfast, the portal transported us to the settlement. I was curious to see how other wizards lived and to meet an actual shaman.

To be honest, I had no idea what to expect. The only time I'd seen anything close to a shaman was in a past life, when a round-faced Yakut or Buryat in traditional furs performed a dance at a cultural fes...

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