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[Demons of NC] Chapter 57

I’d spent so much time, care, and effort weaving a web of lies for the two of us. A masterpiece of deceit, its intricate pattern hiding the dark pit of mistrust below. Now, I was staring at Lucy, trying to figure out how much she’d pieced together and, more importantly, how. My lips curved into an odd smile. It felt like a twisted game, and ...

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Castling the Long Way

Prof. Umbridge

[Castling] Chapter 34

The boy stared at me in stunned silence for a good five minutes, barely even breathing.

“It can’t be,” he finally managed to say. “Are you sure, Ron? Do you think that’s why Dobby didn’t want me to come back to school? Did he know I could… hurt the other students?” Harry’s words came in a rush, then he froze.

“So...

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[Prof. Umbridge] Chapter 54

TN: short one today

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"Looks like we have no clues," summarized Marina Nikolaevna after visiting the hospital wing.

Madam Pomfrey had only thrown up her hands, explaining she hadn't had time to do anything. All she’d heard was the phoenix's song and seen a glow. By the time she reached Dum...

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[Mad Tiger] Chapter 30

Everything was so complicated and twisted that it wasn’t easy to untangle the mess of schemes that had unraveled recently. While I was sick, a lot of interesting details came to light. So, as I lay there powerless and recovering, I tried piecing together all the bits of information I had gathered—before, during, and after my conversations wi...

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[Elden Ring: My Ending] Chapter 23

Was Queen Rennala of the Full Moon a waifu? A silly question. Of course, she was. But it was important to understand that waifus came in many forms, and one's attitude toward them could vary greatly. Where Kosta had pitied Irina, he admired Ranni. Or take Melina—she could evoke both pity as a burned girl without a fleshed-out story and admirat...

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Life is Good

[Life is Good] Chapter 23

The day after my “liberation,” things got wild. Seeing myself on TV, I forgot the most crucial detail—my moms watch TV too. So, there we were, chatting about the news with the gang when Mystique storms in, eyes wide, holding her phone. Now, believe it or not, I’m smart… sometimes. I could tell what was up just from Raven’s guilty-as-...

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 56

Here’s how it probably went down: the NCPD planted someone in the casino or flipped an employee. The snitch had some device sending out constant signals, and when we cut communications here, the cops got tipped off. Now they were here—at the absolute worst time.

Falko sent me a photo showing three patrol cars and one SWAT van. A bunch ...

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Castling the Long Way

[Mad Tiger] Chapter 29

The hope that had lit up in me flickered out the moment Minato stood and sneered at Kushina-san.

“The ‘one clan genjutsu can’t touch!’? You’re talking about the Uchiha, aren’t you?” His voice dripped with mockery. “Who do you think helped unleash the demon from you? Or have you never wondered why not a single one of our red...

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[Castling] Chapter 33

During Christmas, most people went home, but the castle still felt festive. With Hermione away, Harry and I decided to skive off studying and amuse ourselves however we could.

Every day, we visited Hagrid. He even took us into the Forbidden Forest to see unicorns and introduced us to a little tame thestral he’d rescued. Oddly enough, we ...

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[Prof. Umbridge] Chapter 53

Ingebjorg awaited them, as usual, with steaming herbal tea.

“Well, then,” she said as her guests settled into their chairs, “just a little longer until the finale, isn’t it?”

“Did you... hmm... see that, or are you just making conversation?” Snape immediately asked.

“There’s no need to be a Seer ...

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[Life is Good] Chapter 22

Elizabeth. Lieutenant of Police. Mama-Betty.

Today, there was a change of leadership at the station. Mrs. Gordon retired to her well-earned pension, and former Lieutenant—now Captain—Julia Stacy took her place. The station buzzed with speculation about Betty's reaction. Some had even bet she’d take the promotion hers...

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[Elden Ring: My Ending] Chapter 22

The sorcerer’s staff—something once loathsome and heretical—remained just as vile, just as heretical. But now, it felt far more familiar and appealing. To Kosta, it was repulsive and blasphemous in the best way possible; to every other heretic, it was pure horror.

Konstantin still couldn’t bring himself to wear the sorcerers’ rob...

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 55

The burning message hung before David’s eyes for four seconds. Long enough for him to read and understand. Martinez paled slightly. His face showed a mix of confusion, quickly masked by a facade of forced calm. He struggled to pull himself together, pushing the sudden emotions deep into the mass of chrome and muscle his body had become.

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Castling the Long Way

Prof Umbridge

[Mad Tiger] Chapter 28

Suddenly, that oppressive Ki pressure vanished. The grotesque, many-eyed statue—a horrifying thing made up of a giant head and two shackled hands—shuddered.

Kushina-san’s eyes opened, and she gasped for air. At the same time, I caught the scent of two men approaching. Mixed in with their odors was Naruto’s distinct scent. But there...

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[Prof. Umbridge] Chapter 52

‘Potions really are a marvelous thing,’ thought Marina Nikolaevna the next morning, ‘perhaps even better than modern pharmaceuticals. Especially when something is custom-made for you…’

It was what it was: for the night (or what little remained of it)—a Dreamless Sleep Potion. After the twists and turns of that incredibly eventf...

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[Castling] Chapter 32

I thought that with no basilisk this year, things would finally calm down—but as it turned out, it was quite the opposite.

Everything was fine up until New Year’s. Even Halloween passed without the usual chaos, and we didn’t get invited to Nearly Headless Nick’s Deathday party this time either. But after Christmas, trouble started ...

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[Life is Good] Chapter 21

Everything after that was… chaotic. There’s really no better way to describe it. They grabbed me, started asking questions rapid-fire, all the while side-eyeing Deadpool and Yuriko like they were one wrong move away from causing a scene. I gave them the short version of my “adventures,” mentioning the kids on sublevel five and the isolat...

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[Elden Ring: My Ending] Chapter 21

As much as Kosta wanted to avoid it, the inevitable had come: the waifus had challenged him to battle. Two of them at once.

He could never have imagined this day would come. Like any self-respecting waifu fan, he always reacted with outright hostility toward anyone who dared raise their swords or staffs against the innocent waifus waiting ...

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 54

Two days had passed since my encounter with Jack. In that time, I’d hit the gym, practiced at the shooting range, and worked with two different fencing instructors.

The first was a well-known guy around the city—big on videos, lectures, and ads. He was a short, elderly Japanese man with barely any implants and ran his dojo near Corpora...

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[Castling the Long Way] Chapter 31

Nobody besides our lot seemed to notice that Harry and I didn’t arrive at Hogwarts on the train. The boys were dead jealous, though, when they found out we’d already been to Hogsmeade—especially since they’d have to wait another year. They crowded around us, hanging on our every word about the shops, happily stuffing themselves with swee...

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[Mad Tiger] Chapter 27

TN: Short one today

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Wake up, please! Come on, wake up! Don’t die!

Feline gods, human gods, Sage of Six Paths, Buddha, Allah, Jesus Christ, anybody! Please, don’t let her die!

Those bastards even tied her up, as if someone could escape after having a Taile...

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[Prof. Umbridge] Chpater 51

"What an eventful night," Snape remarked with a hint of irony as he observed the scene. "Look at them—they're armed to the teeth and clearly very determined."

"Funny joke," Conner replied dryly. "Not that one could ever get bored in this school… What's that commotion at the gates?"

"The local watchman is asking for sanctuary," on...

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Announcement!

I am sorry guys, my laptop shat itself so I sent it for repairs this morning. Unfortunately, it will take at least two days, so there won’t be any chapters today or tomorrow (except for public chapters on Webnovel, it's on scheduled release).

If I’m lucky, I’ll get it back by tomorrow evening and post the chapters then. If not we'll ...

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Sneak Peek: Clown (Ch. 1 - Ch. 2)

Alright, before I post the first chapter, a quick note—this is kinda important. I’ve spent days looking through fanfics and original stories that I could translate. The problem is, while I know what people on Webnovel, QQ, and SB might enjoy, I have no idea what you guys would like.

Do you prefer more com...

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