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They are Smol: The Invasion of Earth - Epilogue 1

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Vik, Iceland. +They stopped caring, After First Contact

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High President Carter sighed as yet another intern just…. Didn’t show up.

It wasn’t that interns dodging their daily duties was anything new, per se - the youth had been slacking since there were youth and things to do. It was more that...

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 20

 

Amonna had been amazed by the size of Waystation LS-49 when she first arrived. With a nearly 60 meter high ceiling, the bulk transport she had arrived in almost seemed small in the cavernous space. As she looked out over “Auxiliary Hanger 2,” that sense of starry eyed wonder she had felt as a younger, more naive girl returned. T...

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Performance Evaluation 2: Twink Abuse Boogaloo

Again, always abuse your twinks. M/F.


 A continuation of  https://www.patreon.com/posts/26157751  

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Zac counted the doors as he made his way down the hall, nodding pleasantly to his massive n...

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They are Smol: The Invasion of Earth - Chapter 14

When the history books were written - or tablets transcribed, given how technology advanced so quickly - everyone universally agreed on a single point: It sucked to be a government leader during The Great Clusterfuck.

If you accepted the necessary invader-aid to rebuild your society, your society didn’t trust you. If y...

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Basic Sketch Sheet

Basic Sketch Sheet

Ever wonder what the tols look like? Well here ya go!


.......look he put tits on the snake, not me. 


...and I just realized the doggo has no tail. Dangit

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 19

  

Amonna was still alone, standing in the cavernous VR chamber. She scanned the walls, examining each of the hundreds, maybe thousands of tiny hard light emitters. It was certainly more complex than anything she’d ever seen on the Waystation. As fascinating as it was, she only had a few minutes to get to the bridge, so she cou...

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The Model and The Muses

Hey errybody! How about some steamy exclusive smut? 


M Human, F Dorarizin Mother/Daughter. 

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It seemed rather silly as Sebastian turned it over in his mind again. A pair of Dorarizin sculptors had requested him to come and be their live model. The first thing that had stuck out to him wa...

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They are Smol: The Invasion of Earth - Chapter 13

Springdale, Arkansas, USA. +5 DAYS AFTER CONTACT.

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The sound of boots on broken glass broke the silence, and Carl gripped his shotgun a little tighter as he swept the Target for looters. He wasn’t expecting any, but he heard through the radio that if your area was still without power, you should “shelter in place”. This wa...

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 18

Ceuzmec. 

Verdock looked at the slowly spinning, holographic representation of the Core World. His nictitating membranes flickered over his eyes, and he felt a slight sense of amusement. He was fairly certain he didn’t need them, but it was almost . . . fun, in a way, to stare at something and be able to blink.

It was...

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Performance Evaluation (M/F)

Here's another lood for u, senpais! M/F, Human/Jornissian, Twink-abuse. Because you should always abuse your twinks.



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Ailean made his way down the hall, sheepishly avoiding eye contact with the other individuals in the corridor. Which, frankly, was easy, seeing as how they all sto...

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They are Smol: The Invasion of Earth - Chapter 12

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Kursk, Russia. +2 Hours.

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The Brutalist architecture stood tall - monolithic - and for a city of almost 600,000, totally and completely silent. Cars were abandoned on the highway, trains stopped running, and if it wasn’t for the electrical hum of wiring and the flickering of lights, the errant open door wafting the s...

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 17

The family meeting had gone well in much the same way as a Thanksgiving dinner involving hard liquor, in-laws, and political discourse can go well.
 

Which is to say, no one was dead yet, but the night wasn’t over.
 

Darren was, quite understandably, rather miffed about the whole translator business, and promptly s...

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They are Smol: The Invasion of Earth - Chapter 11

High Earth Orbit, +55 minutes

Aboard The Void’s Edge

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“|Well it still doesn’t look calm - or happy.|”

U’iki’ri sighed, tail drooping to rest against the deck plating. Everything - and he meant everything was g...

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 16

  

A distinction had always existed in the mind of Machinator, from the day he was initialized and began his very first boot-up process to this very processor cycle.
 

There were organic intelligences, and there were synthetic intelligences. He’d found the distinction to be a little demeaning at first, all things ...

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April/March Patron-Only Lewd Vote

Hey everyone-

First, I wanted to apologize. February was hectic, to say the least, and I was barely able to get normal chapters out, let alone the lewds y'all deserved. 

We've just been able to post our February patron-only lewd, and now we're catching up on March/April. The good news is that we're goin...

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A Twink-le in the Night: M/M Human/Karnakian.

I am not at all sorry for that pun.

M/M Human/Karnakian, twink, fearousal, anal.

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"[You are certain this is the right access tube?]” Yoi’irr’gi called forward as he crawled along the cramped (for him) engineering access corridor. 

Leo turned around to glance back at h...

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They are Smol: The Invasion of Earth - Chapter 10

High and Low Earth Orbit, Contact +0 Minutes

“|We are riding HARD and FAST. SCR’s ignored, time to planetcrest 30 seconds-|”

“|Torpedoes in launch tubes, blasting covers in 10-|”

“|Check gimbals before atmosphere-|”

“|Rough-shocking to binary planet, codename GRAVESTONE-|”

“|Micr...

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 15

“FAMILY MEETING! CARGO HOLD! RIGHT NOW!” Darren pounded the metal tray against the walls as he trudged from the supply closet up towards the bridge, making damned certain that everyone could hear him.
 

“Darren? What’s going on?” Cas mumbled groggily, shuffling along behind him.
 

“Why do I feel like some...

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FOR SCIENCE! M/F/F Lewd Oneshot

Dorarizin M
Human F/F, Fraternal Twins

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Sorry for the long delay! We'll be back to normal posting - and catching up - real soon. <3

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Dgrezrhg-of-Arzrgreer checked his inbox again. The message was still there, and he still was uncertain what it had meant by saying he was “stro...

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They are Smol: The Invasion of Earth - Chapter 9

“|-he would absolutely kick Lord N’iirie’s ass. No doubt about it-|”

Ki’ittri, designated APOSTLE, rolled his eyes at the squad chatter over the comms. It was borderline distracting as he focused on doing his best to do one final final final check of his equipment in the pod as well as the pod itself. He had mor...

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They are Smol: Invasion of Earth - Chapter 8

A/N: Sorry for being late! I'm trying to get everything done as perfectly as I can in re: our military capabilities, and that's time I did not budget for writing these chapters. I'll try to do so moving forward. ilu all.

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The dropship rocked back and forth as it was cradled for the first time in a long time by true atmosphere;...

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 14

"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 14

  

 Machinator watched in stunned silence as what used to be his commander aggressively slurped down a mixture of nutrient paste, emergency ration, blood transfusion, and vitamin supplement from a pot the size of his head. The foul smelling, gory mix was disgusting enough on its own, but the raw aggression with whic...

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They are Smol: The Invasion of Earth - Chapter 7


“…with 11 Alive, reporting live with an emergency broadcast from the parking deck at Tech Square. This is the closest that the military will let us get, and even here if we’re asked to evacuate we will have to move. Military and Police...

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Why, is that a SMOL BOARDGAME?!

Why yes, yes it is!


With the help of you, the patrons, I'm developing a smol boardgame that's going to be playtested in my sex dung- eer.


...downstairs basement workroom. That.


But hopefully we can get this done and the kinks (lewd & normie) worked out to port it to tabletop simulator or som...

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They are Smol: The Invasion of Earth - Chapter 6

Time stood still.

The crew of The Three Stones were watching multiple camera angles, so it was only by the sudden shocked silence of a few operators that the rest of the bridge even knew something had gone terribly, terribly wrong.

Security Chief Ri’tiki was under the second dropship, happily and completely unaware of any issues as...

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 13

  

Faster-Than-Light travel was a bit of a misnomer, even if it was the term used for most means of interplanetary travel. While it was a commonly accepted name, it was also a commonly accepted fact that traveling faster than light was technically impossible. Accelerating any appreciable mass to the speed of light took s...

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Hank's Sacrifice was not in vain

Hank's Sacrifice was not in vain

She had to do it to 'em

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Updates! And my apology

Hey patrons! I just kinda realized not all of y'all are on the discord, so you may not know - I've been AWOL for the past couple of weeks.

I had family come in last Thursday/Friday/Saturday/Sunday and then this whole week I've been out at a convention for my work.

So I'll give you a smol chapter/oneshot this weekend, as I re-conge...

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"Technically" Sentient: Chapter 12

 

The path to the Indomitable Explorer was empty of . . . anyone, really. It would be relieving if Darren weren’t so damned heavy. She, Zarniac, and Tillantrius were all working together to guide the staggering oaf of a giant towards their ship. It wasn’t going well. He kept falling down, and when he fel...

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NEW COMMISSION IDEAS!

Hey patrons! ilu.


And because i love u I also want to keep giving back to you - we've got your money for February, and we'd love to make more official art for you and everyone else to enjoy!


So we're going to just open ourselves up to your ideas. Just respond to this post with what you'd like to see commissioned...

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