Don Texas 3.5
Marissa Newland
“Stupid John. Stupid contest. Stupid potatoes,” I grumbled as I mixed up a light batter.
On the plus side, the fridge section that John conjured up out of his ass was fantastic. It was loaded with everything, veggies and fruits that painted a rainbow of color, ...
2025-05-10 18:16:49 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 33: Hook. Line. Sinker.
Blaise Zabini
Hogwarts, Great Britain
Cogitum revelio, that was the charm that Professor Flitwick had recommended. It was a NEWT-level charm on a technicality, mostly because anything relating to the mind tended to be rated higher than it should be. Reading up on it...
2025-05-09 12:05:32 +0000 UTC
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Burnout 2.6
August 2015
The quackly or quaxly or whatever tasted fantastic. Like mundane ducks, its meat was a deep, vibrant pink, in that sorta-but-not-quite red meat kinda way. It took a while to roast, even when cooked in pieces, but it was rich and flavorful. My only regret over killing the duck ...
2025-05-05 12:17:36 +0000 UTC
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The River King 4 Taylor Hebert I headed out again that night. From the moment I leapt down my window, I knew exactly where to go. My bugs ha
The River King 4
Taylor Hebert
I headed out again that night. From the moment I leapt down my window, I knew exactly where to go. My bugs had been mapping...
2025-05-02 11:19:26 +0000 UTC
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You know how this works.
2025-05-01 12:36:24 +0000 UTC
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Legend of the Snowman-Mancer 10
Rosaria
I watched the single biggest source of my headaches fly away. Euri Lawrence was an ally, a reliable one. He was the master of Dragonspine, the single most inhospitable region within Mondstadt's territory. During his nine years in self-imposed exile, he rescued ...
2025-04-28 13:08:46 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 42.5: Parahumans Online
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2025-04-25 11:15:00 +0000 UTC
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Ascent 9.7
2005, August 21: Phoenix, AZ, USA
I stood in the kitchen and looked around in disappointment. No, Riley and Lulu hadn’t gotten it into their heads to surprise me and mom with breakfast. The clutter was almost as bad though. It looked like Martha Stewart got higher than Everest and decide...
2025-04-21 12:48:26 +0000 UTC
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Scale 5.15
Bryce Kiley
2010, December 25: Brockton Bay, NH, USA
I had my doubts. Lineage factors, as explained by Dr. Vegapunk in One Piece, were very similar to DNA in some respects. And yet, they were also wildly different in others. They allowed the good doctor to do things that should be outri...
2025-04-18 11:02:45 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 9: Nerds of a feather flock together.
Rigal Phenex
Happy Harbor, RI, USA
I couldn’t help myself; they were just too fun to tease. Now that we’d revealed ourselves to Artemis and Miss Martian, the two of us headed back inside.
Artemis was feeling a little paranoid about her big si...
2025-04-14 13:19:39 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 42: Brian is sad. No puns, just facts.
Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Friday, February 11, 2011
Type: Dragon
I bailed.
As far as I was concerned, my job ended when I dropped Lung off with the heroes. I had no desire to stick around for whatever lecture Armsmaster had in mi...
2025-04-11 11:46:46 +0000 UTC
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Burnout 2.5
August 2015
I started my patrol of the lake shortly thereafter. It wasn’t just the two kinds of stunfisk I was looking for. Back in the dungeon, I saw a red shovel buried in the sand, almost as if a child had played there, only to return home, abandoning his tool of choice.
I’d ...
2025-04-09 16:01:19 +0000 UTC
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Ascent 9.6
2005, August 19: Jacksonville, FL, USA
I stepped through the Door with a large box of meringue cookies. Meringues were effectively egg whites and sugar beaten into stiff peaks to give them an airy texture and baked briefly for fifteen minutes or so, until the exterior charred and hardened ...
2025-04-07 12:11:43 +0000 UTC
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Scale 5.14
Bryce Kiley
2010, December 25: Brockton Bay, NH, USA
I woke up feeling rested and energized. Dad was big into the “Christmas is family time” camp so we did as he would have demanded and spent the morning exchanging gifts.
The Kiley family was gathered in the living room around...
2025-04-04 09:43:23 +0000 UTC
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PWP won last month, so no PWP. Full disclosure, I have a few commissions for ACL waiting right now so you can expect updates for that this month anyway.
2025-04-01 13:36:25 +0000 UTC
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Roxanne’s Pokemon
- Rose (Probopass)
- Bruce (Golem)
- Ferrus (Aggron)
- Lily (Cradily)
- Chief (Armaldo)
- Sunshine (Solrock)
Interlude 5.4.5: Roxanne Tsutsuji
Roxanne Tsutsuji
Rustboro City
We’d been holding our ground for nearly t...
2025-04-01 13:31:39 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 41: Dragon Tales was a great show.
Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Friday, February 11, 2011
Type: Dragon
Turning into a salamence was a unique experience, but I didn’t have the chance to savor it. My body gained several tons as dense, whipcord muscles replaced my fragile human ones. A tail spr...
2025-03-28 11:33:16 +0000 UTC
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Preface
Genshin pulls went very well. Bird mommy is c2r1 now. Have a free chapter.
Burnout 2.4
August 2015
I didn’t know what Rocket said to them, but getting the two poochyena pups to accept a permanent trainer was fairly easy after our little ex...
2025-03-28 03:35:50 +0000 UTC
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The River King 3 Taylor Hebert It was time to pay Tahm back for all that he’d done for me. Or as he claimed, to fulfill my end of the contra
The River King 3
Taylor Hebert
It was time to pay Tahm back for all that he’d done for me. Or as he claimed, to fulfill my end of the contract. That w...
2025-03-24 11:55:57 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 32: Mending Bridges
Blaise Zabini
Hogwarts, Great Britain
I settled at my favorite seat in the owlery, Minerva in my lap. Looking out over the castle grounds like this was nice no matter the time of day. And, it barely smelled like musty feathers anymore. The elves had taken to cleani...
2025-03-21 11:31:50 +0000 UTC
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The Adventures of Captain Morgan 6
Morgan Olsen
It wasn’t as if life was completely peaceful now. In fact, I was sure things would get exciting soon. There was a Voidborn somewhere in the city. I’d suspected as much when the number of voidlings appearing increased sharply the last few days. Janna...
2025-03-17 13:30:35 +0000 UTC
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All the Bees 5
Mitsu Akimitchi
Surprisingly, Asuma did not come to me for help. I had to remind myself that there wasn’t some narrative push that required me to meet the rest of the Konoha Nine.
I’d thought Asuma might seek me out to teach Choji, but that made no sense. Choji could learn ou...
2025-03-14 12:18:24 +0000 UTC
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Preface
For the guy who makes so much art that I felt pressured to write more. You know who you are and your plan is working (unfortunately).
Chapter 40: To leap the dragon’s gate
Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Friday, February 11, 2011
Type: Dragon
2025-03-12 15:43:38 +0000 UTC
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Preface
Apology chapter. I'll remember to restrict to weavers... someday...
Don Texas 3.4
Shirou Emiya
“Hi, I’m Vista,” Missy Biron said as she skipped into the lobby, though I wasn’t supposed to know her by her civilian name. John was right; she ...
2025-03-10 15:54:54 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 31: Poliwag is my favorite pokemon.
Blaise Zabini
Hogwarts, Great Britain
The rest of the day was as awkward as last night’s dinner. If there was any question that I was now the leader of the first years, it was only because Lord Lucius Malfoy would never accept his daughter playing seco...
2025-03-10 13:25:22 +0000 UTC
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Preface
No, I didn’t forget to update. I went to the dentist for a follow-up after I pulled out two wisdom teeth and got three crowns. Including the follow-up, I blew ~$12,500. That’s American healthcare for ya. I’m just thanking god that I can afford it out of pocket.
Chapter 39: Stop ...
2025-03-07 17:17:32 +0000 UTC
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Ascent 9.5
2005, August 16: Adelaide, Australia
Adelaide was a middling city. Yes, it was one of the largest in Australia, but had Dragon not told me so, I wouldn’t have guessed. Its entire metro area boasted less than 1.3 million people. Despite that, it felt a lot like New York at the moment. Or ...
2025-03-03 15:21:22 +0000 UTC
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Not much to say so uh...
Food Fact: Mackerel is tasty.
2025-03-01 15:47:03 +0000 UTC
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Scale 5.13
Bryce Kiley
2010, December 23: Brockton Bay, NH, USA
I skated along the power lines on another impromptu patrol. It was said that during the first World War, even the Germans and Brits observed a ceasefire during Christmas, a moment of civility and humanity amidst the brutality of the F...
2025-02-28 14:23:45 +0000 UTC
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Scale 5.12
Bryce Kiley
2010, December 22: Undefined Coordinates, Atlantic Ocean
I twisted in the air with almost all the torque I could muster, gritting my teeth from the strain along my spine. I could now confidently say I held a great deal of sympathy for dish rags and wrung out to...
2025-02-24 13:56:17 +0000 UTC
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