Sarah

Update + Your AMA Answers

It's allllllll here. How are you guys? What can I get for you this week? Funny videos? Sexy photos? SINGING?! Lmk!

New Sketch!

Haven't made one of these in awhile... the premise of this is when you get too invested in the celebrity gossip.... or something like that. Lately it's been more like "political BS" instead of "celebrity gossip" but we won't go into that here :)

bubble wrap porno

this is.... different. lol enjoy <3

My Shiney Hiney

Believe it or not, it’s been FOUR years since I went on The Ellen Show for this silly infomercial. To celebrate, I’m going live tomorrow (Sunday) on my Instagram at 12pmET (we are also doing a quick test today at the same time). I am NOT announcing this to the public so consider it invite-only. I will be competing against their new model in ...

Submit Questions for Q&A

Hey everyone,

I'll be doing a video this week where I enter YOUR questions.... this way, we don't have to find a common time to go live. Please message me directly or submit your questions in the comments here. Will also be doing another pie in the face video this week :) xx

Me Eating Things

Soooo I just cut a reel of me eating things (NOT dicks). Some of it you've probably seen, but some of it is new :) it's super random but I like to try putting new stuff on here, so ENJOY!

American Apparel Ads Be Like...

I posted one photo from this series from this ridiculous shoot a loooooong time ago on my Instagram, but I just stumbled upon it today and had a pretty good laugh. My facial expressions and poses are bonkers. But the funny thing is, this is my natural state of awkward. I have at least a dozen more of these too. It's crazy how many photos are act...

Last Day of Summer

It was pretty cold. My tan has faded. The wind was blowing. We might get one or two more "summer-ish" days, but tomorrow is the first day of fall, so here are some pics to commemorate what was probably one of the weirdest summers I've ever had. 

When I try to be "serious" and "sexy" in photos, it makes me laugh.... and then I get the ...

A Day At The Beach...

This one won't leave you *as dumb* as the last one. I wanted to do this video all summer, and for some reason it never happened, and when I was at the beach last week, I realized summer was almost over and I better friggin do it! I brought my makeup to the beach and realized I forgot a mirror... so it's not perfect lol but... you get the point! ...

Sarah vs. Crabs

Sorry, you guys might be dumber after this one. But... I was snacking on the beach... and this idea came to me... so I shot it. I also included the part where I was made fun of afterwards. 

Mermaid Pubes Outtakes

Yup. It takes a lot of photos. And many caption options. Like:

I would pay for someone to shave my vagina like the barbers do for dudes’ beards.

AND

Long hair, don’t care.

Took some funny video for you guys too. Just gotta edit it today! 💜

Invite To Tsu (my new job)

Invitation to join Tsu.

Hey, come join me at Tsu, the social that pays!

Tell them @sarahpribis sent you

https://invite.tsu.social/a4hx

One lone lingerie photo

To hold you over till I shoot new pics this week! I always thought this pic was weird because I’m just like... awkwardly standing there like I don’t really want to be photographed. Which maybe I didn’t because this was taken by an old boss of mine... who was still my boss at the time. I was a fit model for his clothing line. He was actuall...

Sophia is a STAR!

I had to submit a self taped audition for a Chewy.com commercial today... basically introduce your pet and what they like.... so here is Sophia making MOVES! I swear, if she gets famous and makes allllll the money so I can retire early, I would be A-OK with that! This kitty has kept me so sane during quarantine :) 

Instagram Rejects!

Here are some photos that never made the cut. Maybe they will eventually if I run out of content, but for one reason or another I either didn't like them... or there was another one from the shoot that was better.... or I couldn't think of a funny caption (which is a BIG reason why I don't use certain photos). I feel like I could use the first o...

Your Weekend Update!

Hiiii I have a headache, a job on the horizon, and a milestone! Yippee!!!

BTS water glass shoot

Some of you probably saw the Bugs Bunny pic I put on my Instagram... I was trying to do something cool with a water glass and caption it “glass half full” but it was a lot harder than I thought, and I ended up with the Bugs Bunny photo, which was completely different than my original intention. Anyway, here are some of the glasses and angles...

From Script to Screen

This script is a terrible example (cuz it's just bad writing), but here's what it looks like to bring a script to the screen. I had to do this self tape for a film yesterday and thought it would be fun to show the process. If you listen to my podcast, I refer to this project as being God awful.... but I'd still do it cuz money and getting to act...

Out Tonight

This is probably a mistake, but I recorded Out Tonight from Rent, and was going to layer in the audio recording I did on my microphone over the video.... BUT I REALIZED I DIDN'T HIT RECORD. So now all I have is the movie... which means, there will probably be some notes that crack the speaker. I honestly can't bring myself to watch it back and f...

Birthday Suit Outtakes

The outtakes from last year’s calendar birthday shoot are coming tomorrow. I wanted to enjoy my birthday, sorry!!!! Love you!

Sexy Pics Made Awkward By Poses

Here are my captions, in order:

1) Hailing a taxi in the middle of the ocean

2) Trying not to flash the beachgoers

3) Does my armpit smell?

4) Seductively pretending the rock isn't painfully jutting into my body

Mojito Mixology Segment

Here's a fake bar segment I made for Daily's Cocktail Mixers. I actually feel like this would be a fun little Instagram series, but with real cocktail and mocktail recipes. Thoughts?!

HOLY CRAP IT'S AUGUST

my birthday is in 10 days... which means you get to see outtakes from my birthday suit shoot last year! it also means i'm a year older. and wiser? i'm not a big birthday person (even though i'm a leo). i like to keep it low key with special people. anyway... here's a summery shoot (sans leather jacket) to commemorate the beginning of august. how...

Sarah for Blues Clues

I promised you a follow up to "Hot For Teacher".... and well, this the complete opposite end of the spectrum. I had to submit a tape (with their script) to be a virtual kindergarten teacher in the fall. I feel like the next Steve. Also.... thanks for helping me buy this green screen. I'm gonna make something cool with it soon. xx

Hot for Teacher

https://www.investigationdiscovery.com/tv-shows/scorned-love-kills/full-episodes/hot-for-teacher

This is a hilarious reenactment I did for Discovery ID 8 years ago... based on the Pamela Smart case. If yo...

Selfie Overflow

Here’s a few extra mirror shots I’ve taken the last week. *Meryl Streep voice* that’s all!

Slime of my Life (PART 2!)

Holy shit, I actually backed up my computer and plugged my phone in and dragged this video off. Let me back up. My stepmother accidentally filmed this part of the slime video (my dad rinsing the slime off) in SLOW MO. Which means.... it looks HILARIOUS AND I have 2 HOURS worth of it (and it wouldn't AirDrop to my Mac cuz it was too big). Anyway,...

Mental Health Chat

Hope this is helpful and I don't actually sound like a blabbering crazy person (although to be fair, I AM crazy). Let me know if you relate at all! This is pretty personal stuff for me to share, so please limit your comments to FansOnly. Thanks in advance :)

Sweat Sesh!

Taped my workout yesterday and sped it up. Not sure if that's something you're into, but figured I'd try something new. It's definitely too fast to actually try working out to lol.... more for sitting back and eating some ice cream while watching. Taping my newsletter tomorrow, which will be the mental health discussion (a topic that's really cl...

But wait, there’s more!

I’m the worst at narrowing down photos lol so here’s the rest of the batch! Luh youuuu ❤️