You don't have to be a bimbo to work at Peachbottom Farms.
You don't have to be a milky cowgirl with big, wobbly tits stuffed full of delicious cream.
You don't have to be a gorgeous horned babe so sexy no guy can keep his eyes off you.
<... 2023-04-30 16:05:10 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone!
April was a big month for me in a number of ways, not the least of which was the release of my second Villain for Hire book. But things certainly weren't quiet on the patreon front either! Between the latest polled story and the bonus short, it's been pretty busy in a fun way!
And now we get to the meat of the ending....
2023-04-29 16:05:20 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s not that the new healer’s buffs were ineffective. He just wasn’t sure about the side effects.
Sure, she said they were mild, but whenever she gave him a strength buff, he felt a bit... dumber.
And when he opened his stats window,...
2023-04-28 17:29:43 +0000 UTC View PostHere it is everyone! My latest short story. This was a very fun one to write, since I managed to fit in a lot of my favourite tropes. Everything from bullmen to cowgirls to demoness and infernal seductions.
As ever, I hope you all enjoy this story, and look forward to my next work. We'll be taking suggestions for the next one in just five ...
2023-04-25 20:05:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Do I look different, master?
Well, maybe. As you know, a bunnybot must serve her master as best she can. And when I accessed your computer’s hard drives and search results, I found all sorts of very interesting things.
Like how much you wa...
2023-04-24 15:25:39 +0000 UTC View Post
You don’t need to get up.
You don’t need to stop dreaming.
You can go back to sleep.
Especially since you were having such a nice dream.
A dream about a pretty demon who just wanted to make you feel so relaxed.
So good....
2023-04-21 18:54:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Of course, he knew about the rumours.
That anyone who visited the gardens never returned.
That they remained, enslaved by pretty plant girls. Enthralled by pollen and perfume. Their minds drowned in soothing flora while their bodies were ple...
2023-04-17 14:53:16 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone!
Relatively light update this mid month. First of all, I want to thank everyone who went and bought my new book, Vill...
2023-04-14 19:20:04 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone!
This was a quick short story that one of my marvelous Storyteller Patrons requested, involving Meeda from the Monster Girl Tower series making an appearance, and besting a hunter in her own way. It was great to revisit this character, as she's always been a ton of fun to write.
Hope you all enjoy it!
2023-04-14 19:13:29 +0000 UTC View Post
A Priestess of the Moon never needs to find a tank.
All she needs to do is find a nice young man and give him a little taste of her holy cream.
Just a... a little suckle.
A little drink.
Mmm.
And soon enough, he’s growing...
2023-04-12 14:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, you caught the bunny girl.
But why assume you were chasing her?
Why think she wasn’t leading you somewhere?
Why believe that the sweet floral perfume in the air isn’t making you feel... funny.
Isn’t making you feel dum...
2023-04-09 17:22:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Of course you’re dreaming.
Where else could you feel so relaxed than in a dream?
Where else would you feel so easy...so calm than in a dream?
Where else would it be so easy to sink under her?
Submit to her?
Relax under he...
2023-04-08 15:49:30 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone!
Here it is! The latest chapter in the series, the Treasure of the Serpent Queen! You've finally reached the lost city and the fabled Black Pyramid, but before you can enter, you must guess the sphinx's riddle, or become her plaything for all eternity.
This is a bit short, but still hits all the major markers, and I hope...
2023-04-08 03:30:36 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! Time once again for the short story poll. A lot of fantastic ideas this time around, so let's see which story comes out on top!
In other news, the Sphinx part of Treasure of the Serpent Queen will be out by the end of the day. Just needs some last minute editing, and once again, my new book in the 2023-04-07 16:41:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone warned him about hiring a cowgirl as his maid. But really, what was the harm? She was perfectly obedient. Perfectly polite.
Although his morning tea did seem... creamier than usual.
Not that he minded. He found he liked the taste. 2023-04-06 17:04:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone!
Huge news. My new book, Villain for Hire 2, is now out! It's a big one, and I had a ton of fun writing it! It would really mean a lot to me if anyone who read it could drop a rat...
2023-04-06 00:13:43 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone!
Villain for Hire's audio is now available! It's really well done, and I'm super happy with how it turned out.
And if any of you have an audi...
2023-04-04 02:44:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This is an audio thing I had done a while ago but finally got around to uploading! As ever, a massive thanks to the brilliant HTHarpy for the vocals and editing work. A bit of a reversal for my usual content, but I hope you all still like it!
2023-04-02 18:49:23 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone, and welcome to another month. And you all know what that means.
Yes! It's time for new suggestions for this month's poll! Post them in the comments below and in one week we'll vote on which story will be written. So put on them thinking caps.
Not much else to report. This month is going to be pretty busy with releases...
2023-04-01 14:54:29 +0000 UTC View Post
The sloth demon is sorry.
She’s sorry she tricked you into falling asleep.
She’s sorry she let you nuzzle her big, pillowy tits until your mind melted in comfortable pleasure.
She’s sorry she didn’t warn you that the longer you...
2023-04-01 14:50:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhoops! A bit behind this month with this, but it was a busy couple of weeks for damn sure!
First off, the biggest upcoming news is that my next book in the Villain for Hire series is almost ready to be published! All it needs is the cover finished and it will be good to go.
The other news in that regard is that 2023-04-01 00:37:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is! This was a fun one to write, and I hope you all enjoy it. I do love writing demons, and the slower burn stories, though taking longer to do, are always so worth it.
Enjoy! And thank you all for another month of support.
2023-03-31 16:05:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Every hero nowadays seemed to go to the Temple of the Sacred Cow to get their healings.
The service there is just so good. When those gorgeous priestesses take you to a private chamber. Lay you down. Climb onto you and start fondling her big breas...
2023-03-28 17:07:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh gosh, I dunno if I can go out with you. I normally just date dumb guys. Just real brainless studs, ya know? Guys who do all their thinking with their big cocks.
Mmm. I dunno. You don’t really seem like you’re dumb enough. Only a real dummy ...
2023-03-22 16:09:16 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone!
Big news coming out. My book Villain for Hire is getting the audiobook treatment! This is a huge step for me as an author, and I'd love for you to check i...
2023-03-21 15:31:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Plant girls are always their most dangerous on the first day of spring.
They’re just so filled with life. With renewal.
With hunger.
And they just can’t help but try and kiss any man that comes across them.
Can’t wait to us...
2023-03-20 15:16:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Sure, you started working as a runner for the moofia, but now you’ve worked your way up to potential milk boy.
And you... think there was a reason to say no. Some reason to not want to be a brainless, milk drunk bimbo for the moofia. But once yo...
2023-03-16 17:49:06 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone!
Another update for you all on this fine Wednesday.
First of all, the winner of the poll has been decided. It was close, but 'Novice mage discovers his teacher is a succubus brainwashing him' won in the end! I'll be getting to work on that as soon as I can.
Also, my first Audiobook will soon be available! Villain...
2023-03-15 15:22:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello master, and thank you soooo much for summoning me.
Of course you’re my master. I’m just your obedient succubus babe. Just a dumb bimbo obedient to my powerful, sexy master.
See? You can tell because of these glowing circles behind ...
2023-03-14 15:13:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Well well! So you’re the new guard. Mmm. And such a cute one.
Aw, what’s the matter? Never seen a captured succubus before? Don’t worry, cutie. I’m totally imprisoned. It’d take a real dummy to free me. A real brainless, obedient bimbo t...
2023-03-10 19:06:23 +0000 UTC View Post