JayAury

Nurse Bess

The headaches came back?

My goodness! That is a problem. Were you trying to think again? Silly boy, you know that only hurts your poor head.

I guess we'll have to give you another dose of medicine.

And you do love my medicine, don't yo...

Fey Market Blues Poll

Woah! Two polls in one day? Well, only if you're one of my adventurous backers. This one is for the encounter as you enter the Fey Market proper. Vote below, and let's see what I'll be writing!

November Short Story

Hello everyone!

The ideas are in, and it's time to find out which one will come out on top! Vote below and I'll be writing the winner within a week. And remember! You can vote multiple times, so don't be afraid of picking more than one.

Fey Market Blues: Miss Scarlet

Hello everyone!

This one took a bit of work to put together, but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out. Miss Scarlet was pretty fun to write, and adds another dimension to the whole problem facing your character.

Up next will be a poll on what you'll encounter as you enter the Fey Markets proper, so get ready to vote! But for now, ...

Boob Tube

You said you could fix your neighbour's tv, but no matter what you do, you can't seem to get it to stop playing that spiral pattern.

That pretty... spinny spiral...

And... and how is already night?

And why does your head feel so light?...

November Suggestions

Hello everyone!

Well, October was a pretty busy month for me in a number of ways. I published Treasure of the Serpent Queen, wrote a short story, learned a new way to make microfics, and made progress on a number of other fronts that should see fruition this month.

Among those things is the next Villain for Hire book. I'm hopeful I c...

Happy Halloween!

Flashfic: Braindead

Hello everyone!

Got this month's short story done. Bit of a race but I'm happy how it turned out. I had a few different ideas for this one, but I like what I settled on, and I hope you do too.

The next installment of the cyoa is next on the list, and is coming along well. It should be out the first week of the month, and I also hope ...

Office Romance

Trying something new with this. Tell me what you think!

Farm Hands

Hey everyone!

Had a fun crossover opportunity for you all today. The text is by me, and the picture accompanying today’s microfic is from the immensely talented Brad Guigar (https://twitter.com/guigar) who, in addition to being a fantastic artist, also makes the brilliant...

Trapped

Are you sure you want to banish me?

Don't you want to learn how I brainwashed all those knights?

How I used my breasts to make them so dumb?

So brainless?

Of course you wanna know.

You gotta know.

You're a hunter.

Hostess

A demon?

That's quite the accusation. Especially after the countess was so kind to offer you shelter for the night from all those nasty monsters abroad.

And why would you think she's a demon? Because of her beauty? Because of her kindness? 2023-10-20 15:53:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Slime Guide

The way oooout of the swaaaamp?

Oh gosh. I dunno. I'm just a siiiiiilly slime girl. I'm soooo forgetful.

But heeeeey! I know. If you come iiiiin here and massage my big breasts, I bet that'd help me remember.

Suuuure it would. Slime gi...

Villain for Hire audiobook Out Now

Hey everyone!

Just letting you all know that Villain for Hire 3's audiobook is now out! Go ahead and give it a listen and maybe drop a review. Hope you like it!

2023-10-17 16:23:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Mind Month Update

Hello everyone!

Updates rolling in as per usual. The month has been pretty good writing wise. I've got the next Villain for Hire hard at work and coming along nicely. Should have that out before the end of the year.

I've also been at work on getting out a new short story set in the goblin maids and the rangers of the Silver Stag univ...

Bimbo Bourgeoisie

As a Resistance spy, it was up to you to feed information to your allies in order to take down the aristocracy.

Fortunately, the countess you serve seems pretty dumb. She never even asked you about your past. Just asked you to look at her necklace...

October Poll

Hey everyone!

It's time for the next poll! This is a big one, and it got a ton of really great ideas. Vote below on the short story you want to see me write, and after a week we'll see who the winner is! Remember, you can vote multiple times, so don't be afraid of choosing more than one.

Fey Market Blues: Goblin Speakeasy

Hello everyone!

Phew! This was a big one. Over 12k words of content, but worth it, I think. This was a lot of fun to write, but goblins always are. 

The next part will have these two paths intersect again, and feature a lovely demonic hit woman out on the job. She'll be a new companion for the story, so I hope you all enjoy her ...

Treasure of the Serpent Queen Out on Amazon!

Hey everyone!

I've finally gotten Treasure of the Serpent Queen out on Amazon! It was pretty streamlined since it needed little editing, but it was still great finally getting ...

Defeat in the Minotaur's Maze

Well well! Lost to the first boss in the Minotaur's Mage, hm? And you thought you could be a hero.

Kill you? Why? So you can just go respawn outside the dungeon? No no, silly thing. I think we can have much more fun than that.

And I have bee...

Spooky Suggestions!

Hello everyone!

The leaves are falling, the cold is calling, and you know what that means. Spooky season is upon us! And that means it's time for some creepy short story suggestions. Post them below and we'll vote on them in about a week! There was some talk about making this one goblin themed, but I think I'll pass on a hard rule and just...

Headspace

He wasn't sure at first about putting on the headphones.

But his bunnybot assured him it would help him relax, and everyone knew a bunnybot couldn't harm their master.

And he did feel so relaxed while wearing the headphones.

Listening ...

Prisoner of the Moomas

Here it is everyone!

This one was a whole lot of fun to write. It's been a while since I wrote Moomas and I was glad to do them again. I love these busty, soft, irresistible green gals.

Next up is the next Fey Market Blues, which has equally green but much shorter ladies in it, so stay tuned!

End of Month Update

Hey everyone!

Well, September was pretty good for me. I got a fair bit of work done, and I even got a new project off the ground I'm really looking forward to sharing with you all. We may have to wait a bit for that one, but it's looking like a lot of fun!

Still! Big progress otherwise. The short story should be out in the next few d...

Sugar Sweet

She'd thought at first getting hired by the sugar witch was a good idea. After all, what young woman didn't want to learn the art of magic?

But the sugar witch didn't need an apprentice.

She needed a cow.

And to be fair, who wouldn't w...

Inheritor of Sin

He was warned about undoing the demon's seals.

He was told when he inherited her that she was cunning. Tricky. That even to look at her was to risk damnation.

But she seemed so sweet.

So nice.

So... dumb.

Surely such a gigg...

Mind-Month Update

Hello everyone!

First off, congratulations to 'Busty Mooma interrogates captured spaceship captain about where his homeworld is' for winning the poll! This story had been floating around for a few months, so it's great to see it come out on top finally! I'll be writing the newest installment about these busty green gals soon enough.

...

Royal Treat

You weren't thinking of leaving already, were you?

And after you spent all that time sneaking into the beembo's hive.

Don't you want a taste of her royal honey?

It's what you came all this way for, after all.

Dilute it? Oh, but t...

September Poll

It's voting day!

We got some amazing suggestions this round, and I can't wait to see which comes out on top. Vote below, and remember! You can vote more than once.

System Crash

Oh noooo! Your loyal bunnybot totally didn't mean to fry those data servers making you smarter. Gosh, now you're even dumber than when you started!

Just a dumb dumb master.

Silly, brainless, dummy master.

But not to worry! Your smart, ...