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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 314: Floor 3

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“Alright, family, we’re here!” I said as I glanced at the notifications flashing angrily in front of us.

It was already the next day, and I had brought my family to climb the Tower together. Not everyone came, though—no, that would be too much. Only my wives, my children, my sister, Juan, Merneith, and, lastly, Peperina...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 187: Vlad's Strategy

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“Yes, my priestess! I am more than ready!” Argentia responded to Chris’s call. He was well-known as Elderbridge’s guardian by now and feared by all. “That bastard is coming back for more! And I’ll show him what I’m made of!” 

“Chris, you can help him temporarily evolve like before, right?” Vlad asked.&n...

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OP Sister Chapter 437: A Demonic Battle

Listen While Reading: Grudge fight
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“HAAAAHHH!”

With a mighty roar that sent shockwaves rippling everywhere, allowing him to unlea...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 186: The World-Wide Event Resumes

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Vlad and his family, alongside his soldiers and friends, stood atop the upgraded wall surrounding Elderbridge. Artemis had already unleashed her barrier around the entire city, resembling semi-transparent golden threads woven everywhere.

From a distance, they could see a giant army of stone and colorful crystals rapidly approac...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 313: Growth

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Whatever that “Monarch” was, it certainly wasn’t a God, as it lacked any Divinity I could absorb. Yet, its power surpassed that of any God I’d fought in this Tower. It was a strange, bizarre entity, and I wished I could’ve learned more about it before slaying it. However, it was obstructing my path, so it was better to take...

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OP Sister Chapter 436: The Heavenly Demon's Last Stand

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OP Sister Chapter 435: The Flaws Of Your Ideals

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As Zero One talked, Yu couldn’t help but feel slightly conflicted about many things, expressing her thoughts without holding back.

“Ugh, I’m not used to all this corny stuff. Can’t we get over it already? We’ve got a world to save!” Yu Mingzhu complained. “Yeah, yeah, I mean, congrats and all! You did it! And I’...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 312: Gaining The Contempt Of The Tower Administrators

Listen While Reading: Qintessential
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“GRAAAAHHHHHHH!!!”

Grazulmuk screamed, his body suddenly muta...

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OP Sister Chapter 434: A New Future For Machines

Listen While Reading: B-Cuz
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Zero One slowly opened her eyes, finding herself inside the robot she piloted with her sisters. This was the same mech t...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 311: Against A Level 10.000 Foe

Listen While Reading: JEOPARDY
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FLASH!

My body shone brightly, transforming into pure light. The layers of curses instantly turned to ashes as my r...

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Demigod Class Ascension Chapter 11: Bonds

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Will saw the strange crystal release a shockwave of energy. By the command of the Apostle of Hell, a powerful creature was summoned—a fusion of the dozens of souls from the Imps used as sacrifices, a herald of the Demonic Domain of Hell. 

[The [Melancholia Crystal] has summoned the [Lesser Spawn of {Hell} (Tier 3...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 185: The Awakening Of The Resentful King

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RUMBLE!

The ground trembled as piles of stones and rubble from a giant mountain collapse exploded, sending massive boulders flying away, falling over the nearby forest and flattening dozens of trees and other living beings.

A giant black claw emerged from beneath the ground, tearing apart the hard stone of the mo...

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OP Sister Chapter 433: Fight The Power!

Listen While Reading: “Libera Me” From Hell
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“My children, heed my words!” Mother’s voice thundered, a resonant plea that shattered the oppressive silence of the ravaged world. “All this time, I ...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 184: Preparing

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“A kind man, huh?” Vlad wondered, his eyes filled with curiosity about who the Emperor truly was. However, his Avatar’s personality as Vlad also showed something different than just the Player’s intention—furrowed eyebrows and a face full of resentment. 

“Don’t resent him, Vlad. It’s thanks to him that we h...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 310: Tower Guardian

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Moving so many people to the Second Floor wasn’t easy. The first time we appeared in front of the tower, the Saurians were amazed, glancing around in disbelief. Thankfully, it was quite late, so there weren’t that many Players around, but it was still rather shocking for those who were here that suddenly over a hundred Saurians p...

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OP Sister Chapter 432: Freeing The Machines

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In that very moment, the World of Bestia trembled. The union of the hearts of machines born without souls, through the compassion and love they learned from those who chose to trust them, brought the greatest change this world could have ever foreseen.

The intense, never-ending war against the machines suddenly came to a stop a...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 183: Teasing Chris

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This morning was like any other for Paul. He woke up early, took a bath, brushed his teeth, and then went to have breakfast. He looked energetic today and was looking forward to the big event on Fantasy Story Online.

Because it was the weekend, his mother was also going to come back home pretty early, so he planned to finish wh...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 309: The Last Stop Before Moving On

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As we traveled through space, we realized Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto were really damn far away. Because the position of the planets tends to vary, they could be on the other side of the solar system. However, by moving at my fastest speed, the distance of several billion kilometers was cut to just a few minutes. After I detected wher...

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OP Sister Chapter 431: Mother And Daughter Reunited

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In machine terms, it could be said that Mother received a substantial update. 

“A-Are you back, Mother?” 

Zero One asked her timidly as everyone floated in the sky. 

“Yes… It is me, Zero One, my daughter… I’m… sorry for what I’ve done.” 

“Ah…!” 

“I… ne...

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OP Sister Chapter 430: Don't Give Up Hope

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Zero One explained things to Raven as the young woman listened to her. She noticed pixels of data beginning to overflow from Zero One’s body, slowly spreading through the surroundings. The damage that Mother had had slowly healed, and she returned to her previous appearance. This time, however, as she listened to Raven, Mother lear...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 308: Life Of Saturn

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“GRRRRR…”

Once I calmed down the alien creature, it let out a relaxed groan before floating in front of me without making another sound. 

“Wow, did you tame it, Mom?!” Orion asked. 

“Something like that… It seemed really distressed,” I said. “Did this guy come alone?” 

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OP Sister Chapter 429: Zero One And Raven

Listen While Reading: オバアチャン/破壊
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“We’ll distract her!”

“You two go after Raven!” 

Hearing the voices of the Zer...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 307: The Life In The Solar System

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Colorful coral-like growths underground, trees with hardened tentacle-like appendages, and strange plant-like things that weren’t really plants.

There was also weird purple grass expanding under the ice everywhere, where little creatures resembling a mix of anchovies and shrimp ate. They were aliens! 

“There are ...

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Demigod Class Ascension Chapter 10: The Vessel Of {Hell}

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A giant icicle formed from Will’s Ocean Hand Skill, piercing the monster’s eye with great precision and speed, freezing the massive eye and shattering it into frozen pieces. The agonizing scream of the “Vessel of {Hell}” reverberated through the caverns, a haunting combination of several voices merged into one. 

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OP Sister Chapter 428: Reaching Mother’s Subconscious

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Raven.

Zero One heard her voice, as did her sisters.

They remained silent, realizing the girl was right behind that sealed door, most likely locked shut to keep her safe from the infection.

With both of her parents dead outside, it was painfully clear what would happen to her now. She was alone.

The endling of...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 182: Another Chris' Morning

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“Ugh…”

Chris slowly opened his blue eyes, noticing the sunlight streaming through his room’s window. He didn’t wake up immediately, however, cuddling back into bed and hugging his pillow for another hour before a knock came at the door. 

“Chris, dear, it’s pretty late already. Everyone’s had breakfast...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 181: Martial Technique And Soul

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After the monumental beating he received, Vlad sighed in relief that it was finally over. Although the beating was pretty damn brutal, he learned a few things through that battle, and he definitely felt he had improved his fighting style to an extent. He was also managing to find a way to fight on foot while skipping the three-step p...

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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 306: Exploring

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“Alright then, I’ll be on my way. Call me if you need anything,” I said, flying out of the tower through the window.

I quickly flew toward my palace once more, where I greeted my family and shared the news. It seemed most of them had detected my newfound strength from all the way here. 

“We were able to detec...

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OP Sister Chapter 427: The Last Human

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For some reason, as she saw the corpse of this woman with long, silvery-white hair tied into a ponytail, Zero One felt an indescribable feeling of sorrow.

“…”

She looked at her ID Card.

“Engineer and Doctor… Karelin Franklin…” 

Her sisters walked toward Zero One, looking at the corpse with p...

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The Crippled Vampire Prince Walks The Heavenly Demon Path Chapter 180: How To Deepen Your Bonds With Your Vampire Mother

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If it weren’t for the helmet he was wearing, Vlad would’ve fallen unconscious right there. Taking the hit that pushed him down, he quickly stood back up, his sword slicing upward and then horizontally in response to his mother’s attack. 

“{Cross Slash}!”

SLASH! SLASH!

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