Chomp.
“Mmmm! Chat, this is absolutely delicious!” I exclaimed while probably making an expression like someone from a cooking anime.
Honestly, there was something incredibly peaceful about sleeping under a tree you had grown yourself.
Well, I hadn’t really done all that much other than forget about the frui...
2025-02-10 03:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostI sighed.
“Look, all I’m saying is that the octopus was totally fine,” I argued, still perched near a wall, while my ultradry towel lowered the water level in the boss room. “Like, yeah, it would make sense that changing the flow of time for just one of my limbs would probably screw up with all sorts of things but… ...
2025-02-05 03:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI breathed out and smiled in relief as I looked upon the water park’s entrance archway that seemed a lot smaller than I remembered it.
“Hello there, old buddy. Long time no see.”
After a short bout of tree-walking training and sleeping through the night, I’d walked all the way back here. It had taken me almost the entire day,...
2025-02-02 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHello, everyone!
I wanted to apologize for the lack of updates last month, but it really was hard to find the time and energy to write...
...Or at least, that was the excuse I would keep telling myself. But really, the main issue here was that I wasn't using the time and energy that I did have very wisely.
Ironica...
2025-02-01 03:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: There's a section in this chapter that's meant to have a different font and font size, but unfortunately, Patreon doesn't allow for that. (¬_¬")
So if you want, I included a pdf file with what this chapter should look like. Enjoy!
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The chest wasn’t a mimic. ...
2025-01-24 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostInto my backpack the huge sack of tomatoes went.
Just like the pots from the giant merchant’s – ogre’s? – floor, there was no reason for me to ignore all of this juicy stuff. More food variety could only be a good thing.
Once I pillaged as much as I could without risking passing the one hour time limit, I steeled myself, walk...
2025-01-18 03:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostFloor six was a sprawling kitchen. Sinks, counters, ovens, and bags – presumably filled with ingredients – filled the place. It kinda reminded me of the fast food buildings in the water park dungeon. Except for the whole non-euclidean maze thing, at least.
“Kitchen? Didn’t we already fight a cooking demon…?” I asked as I cautio...
2025-01-08 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHappy new year, everyone!
I hope you're all still doing well! Thank you for still following/supporting me!
I'll be honest, I haven't gotten nearly as much writing done as I would have liked this past month. Not gonna lie, the first month in my new work was pretty brutal, mainly because of how hectic things were around Christmas, but ...
2025-01-01 03:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Heya, just a little heads up: I made a bit of a plot hole due to mixing up what skills Nana had available back in chapter 84, where she used Fusion while it was still on cooldown, so I went back and made some edits there. Cheers!
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When I opened the door, I was faced with… a bar?
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2024-12-28 03:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI didn’t even shudder as I entered the city dungeon and instead leaned into the feelings of determination and comradery the dungeon injected into me. It felt that much more appropriate with Ebiko in chat again today.
I did my best to push away the fridge horror that was the incausal rift achievement names. The...
2024-12-21 03:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostInitiate voice call with user: KaiEbikoOfficial?
Y/N (86522 DP available)
I stared at the confirmation message with no small amount of trepidation.
After that little debacle with the secret area in the dungeon yesterday, I’d spent a lot of the day resting… but also reflecting again. Mostl...
2024-12-12 03:00:04 +0000 UTC View Posttrelipideliberitation: can you go thru the fog?
I stopped short of the building I was walking toward and turned to look into the thick fog that blocked the streets leading out of the market square.
“...I dunno. It looks like I’m not supposed to go there though.” I hummed.
trelipideliberitation:<...
2024-12-02 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHello, everyone.
I got some good news and some bad news.
It's actually the same news: I got a new job.
That means that I hopefully won't have to worry about money in the near future, but also, I'm going to have a lot less time and energy for writing from now on.
Of course, I appreciate every one of you who supported me th...
2024-12-01 03:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostI furrowed my brows in confusion at the open square.
“Wait, what? No, I wanna continue, dungeon! Not go back!”
I closed the door, wished really hard to continue to the next boss, and then opened the door again.
Nothing changed.
I stared at the scene with more confusion.
Was… that it? That cou...
2024-11-20 03:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostMy strategy was simple.
Gun and shield.
The first time I’d faced the archer, I could only try to dodge and was too slow to do so. But now I had a shield which hopefully could block her shots. Although if they were armor-piercing as so many people in chat had theorized, I would still have to do my best to dodge.
As fo...
2024-11-16 03:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post“I’m back,” I growled at the gate of the city dungeon.
With my enhanced key sword in my right hand, my gun self in my left hand, and my main body covered in my super armor self shaped like clothes, I was ready to rock this place. No damn armor-piercing poisoned arrows would stop me.
bloopbooper:&...
2024-11-13 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI gasped heavily and my entire body ached from running around and literally putting out fires for quite literally the entire day and night. It was actually the next day in the afternoon now and I hadn’t even slept.
I looked at my crystal flask to see that I’d ended up drinking almost half of it just to keep going. The shower head I’d...
2024-11-12 03:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostUnfortunately, even after wandering around in the darkness – ugh, after that boss, it really unnerved me, even with Heat Vision and the light from Flameguard – for a little while, all I managed to find was the end of the hole.
It just… ended. There was nothing interesting at the end.
Well, okay. Maybe being able to walk inside ...
2024-11-04 03:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostOnce I got my daily required dose of Jeoff trolling and recovered a little, I went ahead and opened the big boss chest, my flaming glove lighting the way.
Four items greeted me inside. A pile of crystalline scales, a small ring, a new type of system ticket I hadn’t seen before, and–
I gasped in delight.
“Chat! Look at thi...
2024-11-03 03:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostAs I got deeper and deeper into the hole, there was less and less light. And despite my new sleek glove being able to produce sparks, it actually absorbed light instead of producing them – however the heck that worked – so it wasn’t of any help.
My other sources of light used to be my sword… which I’d lost, and then...
2024-11-02 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHello, everyone.
For those who missed it, the E-book version of Hopping Celestial Fox (titled Portals of the Celestial Fox) is now available on Amazon, Itch.io, ...
2024-11-01 03:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAs I walked around the rim of the hole, feeling like I was on a ringworld, I arrived at one of those vibrating cracked rocky places I’d seen before.
It made me wonder just how the heck it could keep vibrating like this. What powered it? What had caused it to be like this?
Unfortunately, the question would have to wait...
2024-10-26 04:05:17 +0000 UTC View PostUnfortunately, both the gun and my clothes only accepted one type of mana each. I’d tried testing it and they both basically worked like a battery. Or maybe a capacitor. They stored additional power and I could draw on them at any point to either restore my own reserves or to use them directly. It helped that both of them were essentially me, ...
2024-10-25 02:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI stared at the part of me that was a water gun.
This felt so so much weirder than the clothes. At least the clothes were vaguely me-shaped but this…
“Reject humanity. Become gun,” I automatically blurted out in a dazed whisper.
KaiEbikoOfficial: wait what?!
Unfortunately, chat i...
2024-10-24 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMiracle of all miracles, no monsters spawned while I lay there uselessly in the middle of a dangerous dungeon.
Many people in chat theorized that it was because the dragon had triggered all the available spawns in the dungeon and then subsequently wiped all of them out with that crystal shower, so now, everything was ‘on co...
2024-10-19 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI encountered a dozen more crystal lizards and three more sapphire snakes on my way to the hole. The lizards were easy and I quickly figured out how to fight the snakes and anticipate their… sapphirification hiss.
Unfortunately, even when I reacted quickly and jumped out of the way, my hand or leg or something would often still get caugh...
2024-10-18 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI kept circling the dungeon’s perimeter and eventually arrived at the half of the crater with the spires that looked like black fire stopped in time. Interestingly enough, Appraisal identified it as Sapphire spires, just like the blue structures on the other side.
I tapped one with my pan just to see if it was safe to touch. When it clan...
2024-10-15 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post‘Variety dungeoneer’ Side quest accepted!
Main objective:
Conquer at least one Intra and one Ether-based dungeon.
Side objectives:
Complete the Intra-based dungeon in one attempt.
Complete the Ether-based dungeon without any monsters respaw...
Not even a few hours later after crossing the river, I climbed up a tree and set out John above me to take a better look. To my surprise, the ‘mysterious’ structure was already visible from where I was.
Odd. Hadn’t it taken me a whole day to get to the city dungeon from when I’d first reached the river?
Ah, right. I had grown...
2024-10-10 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post“Yeah, well… I guess I was still really really angry with her so…” I awkwardly admitted.
“That’s understandable, considering what you’ve been through,” Jane, my therapist, told me over the voice call.
Miraculously, I had actually remembered the reason why I’d gotten the Stream Overseer upgrade...
2024-10-09 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post