Kumo Kuddelmuddel

September NSFW Patron Poll

Here is the poll for September's ASMR Audio. The audio will be somewhere around 25-30 mins and will include NSFW acts and sounds!

Comment what kinds of acts you'd wanna to hear in the audio you chose below ! ~

Memories of the Admiral - Free Sample

Hi ! The same person who requested the fun KanColle themed audio last month requested another - so we figured we'd share it again ! Its just a fun SFW silly little audio.

August Update: Tier 3 Rewards sent!

All audio rewards have been sent out! If you haven't gotten one and are a Sooper Koomer, please dm me.

There sadly wasn't a photoset this month - so I'll have to really reward you next month, huh? ~

August NSFW Audio

Hello (I am naked) !
This recording was really difficult... I wanted to do it from the
tub for real. Naked and everything. So I had to edit a lot of the sound down and use a denoisser. I think, post-editing, I'm pretty happy with it and my koomers still get the joy of knowing I was naked when recording this and really in the bath!
2022-09-01 00:24:01 +0000 UTC View Post

August Results are in! We're taking a bath together!

"Kumo bathes you and washes your hair." was this month's NSFW Audio winner!

Because of the nature of this audio and the fact I won't have to do it all at the last week... I'm going to edit an additional SFW version alongside the NSFW ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

Last Day for August NSFW Voting

Please vote by the end of the day, I know two of those ASMR concepts are racing each other to win LOL

August NSFW Patron Poll

Here is the poll for August's ASMR Audio. The audio will be somewhere around 25-30 mins and will include NSFW acts and sounds!

Comment what kinds of acts do you want to hear in the audio you chose? ~

Your Favorite Fleetgirl - Free Sample

This month someone had a really neat request; "the Admiral's favorite ship-girl come back to drag him to the Abyss." Since the effects are so unlike what I usually create, and because the patron suggested, we decided to share it for free. Please enjoy Любимая моя <3

Love, your Sovetsky

July NSFW Audio

Hi !!!! I - bullied you.. I hope I did a good job! Kumo is more of the mommy/girlfriend type so this was very different for me!

I had a lot of fun recording this though!!! I hope you have just as much fun listening! And don't take the bullying to heart, yeah? ;//w//;

Love,
- Kumo

PC is fixed!

I'll be accepting/confirming Tier 3 requests now!
Please try to have the request sent to me via DM by the 25th <3

Golden Shower (10K Followers Reward)

*points at you* Koomer.

Recording for July

Hello everyone !
This week I've been missing due to computer issues. I'm finishing building the new computer tonight so I'll begin doing this months recordings tomorrow ! ✨💜

July Shoot: Succubus

😈 ehehehehehe 😈

I'm happy to deliver the July photo set into my adoring koomer's hands. Please make sure to look through all of the photos in the Attachments or download the ZIP folder with the MEGA link here: https://mega.nz/file/E6AChLoK#SeJ6_GpDxL-...

JULY NSFW ASMR POLL

Here is the poll for our July's ASMR Audio. The audio will be somewhere around 25-30 mins and will include NSFW acts and sounds!

What kinds of acts do you want to hear in the audio you chose? ~

June 2022 NSFW Audio - Spider Wife

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Hi koomers!!!

Here it is. This is my first time doing anything like this ever, so as I continue I'm sure I'll pick up a thing or two for future audios. I had a lot of fun recording this. I hope you have just as much fun listening.

Love,
- Kumo

June Sooper Koomer Rewards Delivered

I have manually sent out the Tier 3 "Personal ASMR Audio Rewards" for June! If you have not received one, you may have joined as a Tier 3 patron after the last day to make your request. But fear not! I have made a default personal ASMR Audio. Please let me know if this is the case or if you have any other issues my loves.

2022-06-28 10:31:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Sooper Koomer June Requests Closed

Hi! Just wanted to say that the Tier 3 requests for this month are now closed. If you join before July 1st, you will receive a default ear-licking/ear-nomming recording <3

Thank you for your continued support! I can't wait to see what the Sooper Koomer requests for July are!

NSFW Audio Debuts June 29th...

The winner of this month's NSFW ASMR Audio was "Post-long-day of work servicing from your Wife!" Please look forward to delivery on the 29th of June!

Next months poll will be posted on July 1st! Have a suggestion? Please leave a comment!

Super Koomer Request Guide

The Super Koomers have all been dm'd with the guidelines for their personal 3-5 minute ASMR mp3s. They are reposted here. If you have any questions feel free to DM me or comment here.

As a reminder, this is a Tier 3 reward only. And you MUST have an accepted request by the 23rd of the month!

Are you excited?  
/╲/\( •̀...

6.17.22 Update

Hey quick update, I just finished the Photo Shoot for July! I love how some of the poses look too - so I'm very excited! We took about 200+ photos, so it will take some time for me to go through and edit the best ones.
I'd like to release Photo sets on the 5th of every month.

Additionally, this weekend I will be sending...

JUNE NSFW ASMR POLL

OUR FIRST NSFW ASMR AUDIO! Here is the poll for our first month's ASMR Audio. The audio will be somewhere around 25-30 mins and will include NSFW acts and sounds! To be honest there are so many more patrons than I expected we'd have! I'm a little nervous, but I'm going to do my best to make audio worthy of your love 💜

The Patreon is live!

The Patreon is now live! With (hopefully) minimal scuff! (๑ˊ▵ॢˋ̥๑)

The plan is to have (1) NSFW ASMR audio uploaded here per month, as well as the occasional photo-shoots (without face) per month!

Thank you for your support!
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IRL Shoot June: Sailor Uniform

I hope I uploaded this correctly ฅ(๑’Δ’๑)
Some of these photos may seem familiar! About three of these photos were released into the wild through my socials. Here's the full set, please enjoy ~