No, seriously, does this look like the face of a fire goddess to you?
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Character Type: Misunderstood Exchange Student
Theme or Scenario: Trapped in a Temple of Fire
Emotional Tone or Mood: Hilarious, Chaotic, Slightly Hysterical
Content Typ...
2024-08-02 02:24:00 +0000 UTC View Post
You've always been my best friend, but now, you're my forever.
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Character Type: Best friend & Geeky Soulmate
Theme or Scenario: All-night conversation leading to a romantic revelation
Emotional Tone or Mood: Playful, heartfelt, with a touch of awkwar...
2024-08-02 02:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post
No, I didn't bring that dead bird for you; I thought it was a decoration fitting this dreary room.
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Character Type: Tsundere Cat Girl
Theme or Scenario: Tsundere Cat Girl navigates the perplexing world of human healthcare, ostensibly visiting you in the hospital... but mostly just for...
No, I didn't bring that dead bird for you; I thought it was a decoration fitting this dreary room.
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Character Type: Tsundere Cat Girl
Theme or Scenario: Tsundere Cat Girl navigates the perplexing world of human healthcare, ostensibly visiting you in the hospital... but mostly just for...
Character Type: Love-Struck Sith
Theme or Scenario: A Forbidden Force Bond
Emotional Tone or Mood: Bittersweet, Sarcastically Romantic
Content Type: Character Audio Roleplay
Teaser: Running away together because that's worked so well for everyone else.
<... 2024-08-02 01:07:00 +0000 UTC View Post
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but a moment with you is worth the whole book.
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Character Type: Cuddle Connoisseur Girlfriend
Theme or Scenario: A Cosy Evening In
Emotional Tone or Mood: Sweet, Intimate
Content Type: 2024-08-02 00:49:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Guess who's trying to be smooth at the library today? Spoiler: It’s not going well.
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Character Type: Hopeless Romantic
Theme or Scenario: Returning overdue books and trying to confess feelings
Emotional Tone or Mood: Sweet, awkward, humorous
No, seriously, does this look like the face of a fire goddess to you?
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Character Type: Misunderstood Exchange Student
Theme or Scenario: Trapped in a Temple of Fire
Emotional Tone or Mood: Hilarious, Chaotic, Slightly Hysterical
Content Typ...
2024-07-31 01:32:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, did I forget to mention the part about everyone dying? It must have slipped my mind.
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Character Type: Best Friend with a Secret
Theme or Scenario: A nightmarish birthday party where secrets unravel in a family bound by dark pacts and blood rituals.
Emotional Tone or Moo...
Previous Post - https://www.patreon.com/posts/108995369
[Scene: A quaint chippy on the edge of Hull's most questionably charming district, under the glow of a flickering neon sign that reads "Best Chip Butties in Hull... Probably"]
... 2024-07-31 01:22:54 +0000 UTC View PostPrevious Post - https://www.patreon.com/posts/bloody-hull-text-108695561
[Scene: The shadowed corner of a dodgy pub named 'The Leaky Cauldron,' where ancient beer mats stick to the table and the smell of stale ale permeates the air]...
2024-07-28 21:29:41 +0000 UTC View Post
My advice is free, and worth every penny: don’t sell your soul—it’s a buyer’s market and you’re not shopping wisely
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Character Type: Reluctant Demon
Theme or Scenario: Misadventures in Soul Bargaining
Emotional Tone or Mood: Sarcastic, introspective,...
My advice is free, and worth every penny: don’t sell your soul—it’s a buyer’s market and you’re not shopping wisely
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Character Type: Reluctant Demon
Theme or Scenario: Misadventures in Soul Bargaining
Emotional Tone or Mood: Sarcastic, introspective,...
Previous Post - https://www.patreon.com/posts/bloody-hull-text-108614081
[Scene: An eerie, fog-shrouded park just off the high street, a forgotten statue of some long-gone local dignitary looms overhead]
Waywardâ...
2024-07-23 23:25:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Don’t worry, darling, my father’s only the Devil—no pressure on our relationship at all.
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Character Type: The Antichrist Girlfriend
Theme or Scenario: A Dark, Twisted Love Confession
Emotional Tone or Mood: Intense and Possessive
Cont...
2024-07-22 23:21:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Don’t worry, darling, my father’s only the Devil—no pressure on our relationship at all.
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Character Type: The Antichrist Girlfriend
Theme or Scenario: A Dark, Twisted Love Confession
Emotional Tone or Mood: Intense and Possessive
Cont...
2024-07-22 23:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post
My number? Oh, it's just three little sixes, but they promise so much more.
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Character Type: Yandere Demon
Theme or Scenario: Seductive deal-making in a seemingly ordinary bar setting
Emotional Tone or Mood: Dark, seductive, and menacingly playful
...
2024-07-22 23:07:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you sure you're ready to be shown off like the masterpiece you are?
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Character Type: Charming yet Sinister Vampire Girlfriend
Theme or Scenario: An Eerie Night at the Vampire Club
Emotional Tone or Mood: Romantic and Dangerous
Content Type:<...
2024-07-22 22:54:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Alone at the station with me, you really should've checked the timetable.
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Character Type: Mysterious Vampire
Theme or Scenario: Night at a deserted train station
Emotional Tone or Mood: Eerie, chilling, flirtatious
Content Type:&n...
2024-07-22 22:34:00 +0000 UTC View Post
In the saga of me versus pillows, it's unclear who's losing more sleep. Just because I'm indecisive doesn't mean I'm wrong—especially about memory foam's betrayal. Be wary of memory foam; it remembers all your past sleeps and somehow, all your regrets.
2024-07-22 22:18:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I've got more issues with pillows than I've had keyboards, and I kill keyboards for a living. Yes, I bought more pillows on Prime Day; no, I don't want to talk about it.
2024-07-22 22:16:01 +0000 UTC View Post
And I had such high hopes for Saturday.
A sick Wayward appears....
2024-07-22 22:03:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is Bloody Hull: A Text Massacre? Imagine Zork, but strip away the clever puzzles and replace them with pure tedium—that's 'Bloody Hull' for you. Get ready for the slow trickle of 'Bloody Hull: A Text Massacre' chapters, coming your way every other day. If you feel like steering this shipwreck, vote in the polls at the bottom of each post....
2024-07-22 21:47:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I was thinking of getting a pet, but then I realised you're all I want to take care of.
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Character Type: Yandere Ex
Theme or Scenario: An unsettling reunion in a familiar, yet eerily altered, old house that was once promised as a shared future home. The yandere ex has taken their o...
2024-07-22 21:09:01 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to this uniquely enticing property, perfectly nestled in the heart of London, where history and luxury intertwine with a touch of mystery! At the modest asking price of just £5000, this historic landmark is not just a house, but a narrative-rich nook that has stood the test of time.
Stepping into this splendid home, one cannot hel...
2024-07-22 21:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I was thinking of getting a pet, but then I realised you're all I want to take care of.
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Character Type: Yandere Ex
Theme or Scenario: An unsettling reunion in a familiar, yet eerily altered, old house that was once promised as a shared future home. The yandere ex has taken their o...
2024-07-22 21:03:01 +0000 UTC View PostLadies and gentlemen, visionaries, disruptors, and all esteemed stakeholders,
Prepare to step into the future with Type 13 Diabetes—not your typical health condition, but a trendsetting lifestyle revolution! This isn't just about managing symptoms; it's about rewriting the narrative of health care. Why s...
2024-07-22 20:50:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, darling, the darkness isn’t just around me; it's in me, and it's hungry—so terribly hungry.
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Character Type: The Starving Wife
Theme or Scenario: Zombie Apocalypse Love Story
Emotional Tone or Mood: Darkly Humorous
Content Type:&nbs...
It's amazing how peaceful you look; the drugs must be just right tonight.
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Character Type: Yandere Nurse
Theme or Scenario: A Sinister Love Affair in the Silence of a Coma Ward
Emotional Tone or Mood: Intimate and Disturbing
Content Type: Audio R...
2024-07-22 20:35:00 +0000 UTC View PostPatient of Record: [Name Redacted for Privacy]
Attending Nurse: [Name Redacted for Privacy]
Date: [Date Redacted for Privacy]
Time: 0300 hrs
Location: [Location Redacted for Privacy], Coma Ward
Medical Summary:
Prima...