Has anyone ever successfully avoided their feelings forever? If so, I need a tutorial.
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Oh great, my mouth is moving faster than my brain again. If you could just pretend I never said any of this, that would be grand.
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EVENT: I had a plan, no, actually, I had several plans. All of them involved keeping my mouth shut...
2025-02-23 09:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever convinced yourself you were “just being friendly” when deep down, you knew you were lying?
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Oh, I’m sorry, was I supposed to play it cool? Because I seem to have chosen dramatic emotional reveal instead.
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EVENT: I have just handed over my entire emotional state like it’s some sort of gift-...
2025-02-23 08:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If your past came knocking, would you open the door, or pretend no one’s home?
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Ah, so you need a place to hide? Lucky you, I happen to specialise in making people disappear... just not always in the way they expect.
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EVENT: A rather desperate soul (that’s you) arrives at The Pussycat, looking for a safe haven. ...
2025-02-20 03:34:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you ever get the feeling you are being watched? Do not worry, I am sure it is just a feeling.
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You are dead, by the way. Thought I should lead with that before we get to the more complicated bits.
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EVENT: You woke up, disoriented, confused, and slightly inconvenient to the people who worked very hard to ensure yo...
2025-02-20 03:18:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If you woke up tomorrow with a completely different past, would you still be you?
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Oh, darling, you really should have paid closer attention. But since you didn’t, let’s see how much of you is still… you once this is all over.
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EVENT: I tell you not to press the button. I plead with you, beg eve...
2025-02-20 02:47:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If someone handed you a mysterious package and said, "Don’t open this," how long before you open it?
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Oh, you are far too clean for a place like this. Either you’re naive, desperate, or just plain reckless… I haven’t decided which is worse.
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EVENT: Some poor fool wandered into a bar full of criminals, t...
2025-02-20 02:23:00 +0000 UTC View Post
If you had to choose between justice and revenge, which would you lie about wanting while planning the other?
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You wake up with no body, no badge, and no clue why you are still here. Good news: you are not entirely dead. Bad news: you are about to wish you were.
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EVENT: You got double-crossed, executed, and left to ...
2025-02-20 01:25:01 +0000 UTC View PostRight, I’m going live at 20:00 GMT, so if you’ve got any audio roleplay ideas, now’s the time to hand them over. No sudden moves. No one gets hurt.
Otherwise, it’s just me, rambling into the void as usual. Come keep me company?
2025-02-19 19:47:44 +0000 UTC View PostIf your past came knocking, would you open the door, or pretend no one’s home?
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Ah, so you need a place to hide? Lucky you, I happen to specialise in making people disappear... just not always in the way they expect.
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EVENT: A rather desperate soul (that’s you) arrives at The Pussycat, looking for a safe haven. ...
2025-02-19 09:41:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you ever get the feeling you are being watched? Do not worry, I am sure it is just a feeling.
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You are dead, by the way. Thought I should lead with that before we get to the more complicated bits.
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EVENT: You woke up, disoriented, confused, and slightly inconvenient to the people who worked very hard to ensure yo...
2025-02-19 09:16:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If you woke up tomorrow with a completely different past, would you still be you?
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Oh, darling, you really should have paid closer attention. But since you didn’t, let’s see how much of you is still… you once this is all over.
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EVENT: I tell you not to press the button. I plead with you, beg eve...
2025-02-19 09:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If someone handed you a mysterious package and said, "Don’t open this," how long before you open it?
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Oh, you are far too clean for a place like this. Either you’re naive, desperate, or just plain reckless… I haven’t decided which is worse.
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EVENT: Some poor fool wandered into a bar full of criminals, t...
2025-02-19 08:37:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If you had to choose between justice and revenge, which would you lie about wanting while planning the other?
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You wake up with no body, no badge, and no clue why you are still here. Good news: you are not entirely dead. Bad news: you are about to wish you were.
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EVENT: You got double-crossed, executed, and left to ...
2025-02-19 08:21:01 +0000 UTC View PostCongratulations, you've survived until Wednesday without committing a crime, at least, none that can be proven. No body, no evidence, no problem.
2025-02-19 04:47:48 +0000 UTC View PostRight, we’re going live in a bit, assuming I haven’t disappeared under the sofa again. It’s a solid hiding spot, to be fair. Cosy, quiet… questionable crumbs.
Anyway, if you fancy keeping me company (and making sure I haven’t actually vanished), here’s the link. See you in a bit!
Livestream starts @ 22:00 GMT
Or as I call it, ‘Discount Chocolate Eve’.
2025-02-14 08:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostIs it technically gaslighting if the guilty party is a half-blind Jack Russell who swears she’s never seen food before? Because I’m starting to doubt my own reality.
She sits there, staring, big, tragic eyes, like some Dickensian orphan who’s never known a proper meal. Never mind the fact that I know she had dinne...
2025-02-13 22:33:58 +0000 UTC View PostStarted sweet. Got dramatic. Then you had the audacity to laugh, and suddenly, I’ve got a puffy tail. Not fluffy. Puffy. Because jealous catgirls get puffy tails.
I am not jealous. I am jealous. Meow.
This is cat girl me trying to hold it together. I did...
2025-02-13 21:48:01 +0000 UTC View PostStarted strong. Accused you of betrayal. Felt dramatic. Then, somehow, I ended up accusing you of gaslighting, because that’s apparently where my catbrain went.
Realised mid-rant that might be a bit much for a meow-meow audio. Immediate regret. Immediate restart.
2025-02-13 21:36:09 +0000 UTC View PostIt started as an audio. A simple, totally normal catgirl audio. And then… mrow. Mrow. Mrow.
Before I knew it, I wasn’t just voicing a catgirl, I was one. Full transformation. Brain gone. Just mrow, mrow, mrow, mrow.
Anyway, here’s an outtake of me losing the plot in real-time. Send help. Or treats.
2025-02-13 21:26:09 +0000 UTC View PostLook, I tried. I really did. But apparently, my meow is too powerful. Too cursed. Too loud.
So here’s an outtake featuring:
Betrayal.
Heartbreak.
Me, losing a fight with my own volume settings.
One day, I’ll learn to meow without peakin...
2025-02-13 21:17:58 +0000 UTC View PostTried to record. Got too distressed. Peaked the audio. Had to start over.
Turns out, the mere thought of a dog girl was enough to send me (and my mic) into full meltdown mode.
Enjoy this outtake featuring excessive meows, betrayal, and my inevitable downfall.
Meow, motherf..., well. You’ll hear it. 💀
2025-02-13 21:09:56 +0000 UTC View PostPLEASE HEED TAGS! THIS IS A DARK AUDIO.
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Well, it's back. Again. I tried, I really did. The ghost even tried. But despite the improved sound quality, the whole dark and obsessed thing just… didn’t quite land. Instead, we’ve got something that’s less "haunting presence" and more "spectral improv session with b...
2025-02-13 20:50:13 +0000 UTC View PostPLEASE HEED TAGS! THIS IS A DARK AUDIO.
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Right, so... the time has come. The audio must face its fate.
I tried, truly. Hours of tweaking, adjusting, fiddling with settings like some kind of sound sorcerer, but no spell could save this one. The result? Mouth sounds straight out of a questionable ASMR video, a voice that can...
2025-02-13 20:49:55 +0000 UTC View PostRight, so, did you know you can schedule posts on Patreon? Amazing, right? Technology is wild. And do you know who successfully did this, feeling all smug and accomplished? Wayward. Absolute tech genius. Deserves a biscuit, really.
…Only she doesn’t. Because she scheduled the livestream announcement for next year. 2026. Which, in ...
2025-02-13 20:48:19 +0000 UTC View Post
If the heart is a muscular organ, why is it used as a symbol for fragile emotions? Seems biologically inefficient.
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Ah, yes, the traditional human offering: expired flora and confectionery encased in a misleadingly anatomical box. Fascinating. Shall I consume the flowers as well, or is their purpose strictly decorative?
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2025-02-13 10:21:00 +0000 UTC View Post
If the heart is a muscular organ, why is it used as a symbol for fragile emotions? Seems biologically inefficient.
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Ah, yes, the traditional human offering: expired flora and confectionery encased in a misleadingly anatomical box. Fascinating. Shall I consume the flowers as well, or is their purpose strictly decorative?
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2025-02-13 10:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If someone helps you move house, does that automatically mean you owe them your soul, or is a pizza enough?
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You carried my boxes, but I think you might have stolen my heart too. Now, do you want to unpack that, or should we keep pretending neither of us noticed?
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EVENT: II just moved into my new flat, and somehow, ...
2025-02-13 09:38:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If someone helps you move house, does that automatically mean you owe them your soul, or is a pizza enough?
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You carried my boxes, but I think you might have stolen my heart too. Now, do you want to unpack that, or should we keep pretending neither of us noticed?
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EVENT: II just moved into my new flat, and somehow, ...
2025-02-13 09:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever stared at someone sleeping and thought, “Wow, I am in trouble”? No? Just me then?
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You do realise staring at you while you sleep was not part of my original plan, right? And yet, here I am, hopelessly tangled in feelings I never meant to have, watching you breathe like some love-struck fool.
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EVENT...
2025-02-13 08:47:01 +0000 UTC View Post