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The Paypocalypse 9: Failed Feature

The Paypocalypse 9: Failed Feature

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“I want to take a moment to remind our progressive customers that our System is coded in a non-binary eldritch programming language.”

  • Quote attributed to a marketing intern (later fired).&...

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Board & Conquest 99: The Gauntlet

Board & Conquest 99: The Gauntlet

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The Lady’s new Idol sprung forth from the remains of Saguenay’s cathedral. 

A mana-powered tree the size of a hill grew until its golden branches cast the entire city in its shade, while the...

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The Perfect Run Game picked by Sony

The Perfect Run Game picked by Sony

Hello everyone, I have very big news to share,

As people following me on Patreon and Discord will know, I've been working in partnership with the Tunisian studio Lanterns Studios on developing a Perfect Run game demo, which we've presented at the Gamescom 2024 and online in an open playtest. During that period, we've become aware ...

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Board & Conquest 98: Princess Day

Board & Conquest 98: Princess Day

Victoire has a bad day.

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Gaspar reacted first as the fireball came for them. 

The Valentinian mage moved in front of his new allies and weaved a forcefield out of mana to intercept the proje...

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Board & Conquest 97: The Battle for Saguenay

Board & Conquest 97: The Battle for Saguenay

Heroes gather to save Saguenay from destruction.

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A/N: gonna take a plane trip with little internet soon so posting early. Enjoy.

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The Growth Miracle caused all pla...

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The Hundred Reigns 2: First Flight

The Hundred Reigns 2: First Flight

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A/N: alright, you inspired me to write this, wonder if it'll affect your choice in the poll.

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Simon had inherited a legacy of bastards. 

The first to sit on the Crimson Throne ...

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The Paypocalypse 8: A Statistic

The Paypocalypse 8: A Statistic

A statistic is confirmed.

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“It is better to be feared than loved, because armed thugs are cheaper than needy friends.”

  • Zorglonian proverb.

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Board & Conquest 96: Demon Break

Board & Conquest 96: Demon Break

The Royal Vault opens.

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The mages’ footsteps echoed through the hall leading to the Royal Vault.

The entrance never failed to awe Gaspar with its size and splendor. Located deep beneath Saguen...

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Quick Poll: Which Story Pilot did you prefer?

Heya everyone,

Well, this post is pretty much what it says on the title: I would like to know which of the three new pilots you've liked the most so far and would like to read the continuation of.

If you have missed one, here are the appropriate links:

Board & Conquest 95: Valentine Eleven

Board & Conquest 95: Valentine Eleven

Victoire is crowned against her will, and the Second Incursion begins.

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“I object!” Soumis yelped, his foot hitting the ground with such strength as to shake it and terrorize the peo...

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Pilot Draft: Kaiju Man

Pilot Draft: Kaiju Man

A/N: another potential pilot draft I've been inspired to write lately. That one would be a lot closer to Paypocalypse in terms of vibes, and while I'm more tempted to write something serious alongside Paypoc... well, I can't lie it made me a laugh a lot while writing it. Enjoy.

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It was Riley’s first day on th...

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Pilot Draft: The Hundred Reigns: A LitRPG Timeloop

Pilot Draft: The Hundred Reigns: A LitRPG Timeloop

A potential new story pilot. Happy to read your feedback.

A/N: alright, so after reading Writer of the End's comments, I've been inspired to try out other potential pilots for new stories. This is one of the two (the other, Kaiju Man, will be posted alongside it) and the darker one. Like Writer of the End, it would be closer to Blood &...

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Board & Conquest 94: La Casa de Valentine

Board & Conquest 94: La Casa de Valentine

Things fall into piece for the Royal Vault Heist.

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Wepwawet knew it. He knew there was something fishy about the Second Incursion.

Its timing lining up with the plan for Beelzebub’s ag...

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Board & Conquest 93: Three Wise Men

Board & Conquest 93: Three Wise Men

Wepwawet's champions spy on Valentine's 3 'Sages'...

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The mage Gaspar was about everything Renarde expected from a human wizard: old, falsely humble, and hungry for any morsel of knowledge. 

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Update: Break from 25/08 31/08 for events, TPR news at the end of the month, story news

Hello everyone,

A quick update to inform you that I'll be on break on the week of the 25th of August until the end of the month; the reason is that I'll participate in a Perfect Run related event abroad and then will attend Dragoncon in the USA, so between the trips, jet lag, conferences etc... I'll likely struggle to keep...

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The Paypocalypse 7: Competition

The Paypocalypse 7: Competition

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“To earn is not the same as to deserve.”

  • President Golich’s Thought of the Day.

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They found three more bugs on their way out of the...

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Board & Conquest 92: Sneaking In

Board & Conquest 92: Sneaking In

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Like everyone else, Artemis had been forced to adapt her deck based on what she could pick up. 

Her Providence, Lady of the Hunt, allowed her to declare an enemy Type as he...

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Board & Conquest 91: Battle Negotiations

Board & Conquest 91: Battle Negotiations

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The entire class gathered when they received the notification.

Second Titan Incursion coming in 47:43:39 hours.

Invading Titan: Tiamat of the Primordial ...

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Pilot: Writer of the End

Pilot: Writer of the End

A/N: as said in the update with B&F's conclusion, I've been experimenting with a few novel ideas on my free time; one I keep coming back to is the idea of Mortalities I developed in the Lost Deaths short story. But since gothic horror doesn't sell to well, I've been thinking of ways to find a middle ground between the original idea and s...

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Board & Conquest 90: Relationship Issues

Board & Conquest 90: Relationship Issues

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“Are you sure?” Horus asked on his end of the line. 

“Certain,” Wepwawet replied, his godphone in hand. “We just called Nyame, and he confirmed he never attende...

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The Paypocalypse 6: Teammates?

The Paypocalypse 6: Teammates?

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“Be wary of morons. They always make a bigger mess than you would expect.”

  • Mortal Resources poster.

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Martin knew the other player was a ...

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Board & Conquest 89: Woodland Empire

Board & Conquest 89: Woodland Empire

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The Hood and their group extracted Filou from the pit, bound his hands without resistance from his part, and then brought him to a secret village in the woods. 

The Free Brotherhood’s home was ...

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Board & Conquest 88: The Hood

Board & Conquest 88: The Hood

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Wepwawet returned to his friends as a conqueror. 

“And Hel just gave up?!” Artemis’ laughter echoed across their shared realm of Influence. “Oh, I would have loved to see that!...

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The Paypocalypse 5: The Hunt (& Monster Menagerie Survey)

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“Today, one animal out of two is domesticated. A sad state of affairs, yes, which brings the question… how do we exploit the other half?”

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Board & Conquest 87: Old Friends & New

Board & Conquest 87: Old Friends & New

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Victoire still could not believe her eyes. 

Many months had passed since the devastating Titan Incursion that nearly wiped Verglane off the map. She had lost many good people that day, from comra...

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The Paypocalypse 4: The Cheat

The Paypocalypse 4: The Cheat

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“The poor cannot buy happiness.”

  • President Golich’s Thought of the Day.

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“A cheat skill?” Martin asked, immediately seeing the similari...

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Board & Conquest 86: The Day of Rebirth

Board & Conquest 86: The Day of Rebirth

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The fight came to an end with Hel’s surrender.

The board unraveled, with each settlement returning to its original location, and the fighting came to an end. Ishtar and Hel reluctant...

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Board & Conquest 85: God Has Spoken

Board & Conquest 85: God Has Spoken

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A fiery whirlwind consumed the worms of Hel, paving the path to Pitsfire with their charred corpses.

The burning tornado left a trail of destruction upon hitting the city, smashing walls...

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The Paypocalypse 3 (& DungeonCorp Survey)

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“Any slave can buy his freedom, but only a real man can negotiate the price.”

  • DungeonCorp’s Employee Self-help Booklet tagline. 

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Board & Conquest 84: Locked & Loaded

Board & Conquest 84: Locked & Loaded

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The Jarlack iceberg crushed a good chunk of Watatsumi's flyers and their manor base as a bonus.

The impact destroyed the roof and caused the upper floors to collapse on the rest, burying the elven rid...

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