Hello, donks!
This month is kicking my ass more than I thought in the travel/scheduling/time management department, and since I've had to be away from my computer/home a lot I haven't had time to put the finishing touches on the audio I intended to post this week. The good news is, you'll be getting multiple audios during Xmas week, so ho...
It seems like enough of you are interested to warrant a second AMA, so here's the link you can use to grill me: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSciFQ07Q3rFXOJV8B170PfcuV2a...
2021-12-11 20:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostLike with the story concepts, I'm bound to incorporate multiple kinks in, depending on how their popularity is distributed. I may create another google form poll if I feel I need more combo input, but lets see how this works for now- I'm trying to get better at using the Patreon polling system!
What dynamics are you wanting to see play out in this audio?
2021-12-10 02:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostIgnore the cliche title
So! Here are the options you awesome possums have given me! I've generalized some ideas to make polling simpler, but I still love the details that were mentioned in your responses, and am bound to use a few.
I'll try to incorporate at least one runner up into the winning concept. Polling for the relationshi...
Happy Coca Cola polar bear month!
Like I said in my last announcement, this month will be short an audio to allow for holiday festivities/planning. With the stories you will get, I'd like to involve you all in the recipe and give you something you really want; The best way I know to do this is.....
Another google questionnaire! (s...
I'm plugging in my heated blanket and making Christmas tea
Turn on Downton Abbey
Happy Belated Food Month #1!
Howdy again, pooches!
This is a heads up to let you know that next month's subscription will only include 2 audios (3 for the 15$+ tiers). I want to give you guys something you really want, though, so I've created a form that'll be posted next week where you can throw ideas at me, which I'll then use for polling for an even more informed ...
This thing between us has cooked long enough
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"Friendsgiving" was already taken by last year's audio Also like last year's I attempted table squeaks, so lets see how well that goes this time around~
Feedback bastes my bird: 2021-11-25 20:00:04 +0000 UTC
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The $20 tier may have noticed that the play button appears to be broken on the newest audio. I've been attempting to fix it but every time I've tried to upload even a new file it doesn't accept it and I'm at a loss. I'm talking to Patreon support to see if it's something on my end or their's, but once soundgasm finally uploads, I'm going to try ...
2021-11-20 18:35:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm sorry I took you for granted...
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EDIT: THE PROBLEM WAS ON MY END
After finding out the file was corrupted I ended up getting halfway through redoing the whole thing before a friend was able to help me figure out how to find the mostly complete file hidd...
Sorry for the tardiness, I've only just been able to get home and need to catch a couple hours of snoozies before I can finish cranking this one out
I'll be dedicating today to the $20 tier and Sat to everybody else to uphold the early release benefit.
Apologies for throwing the schedule under the bus, everything's still fine but it wa...
Hey everyone, something came up that's taken me away from my computer, so this is just an announcement that today's audio may be posted a bit late since I'm not sure when I'll be able to get home. It'll hopefully be posted before the day is up, but if not, it'll probably be trailing by only a few hours- everything's fine, my schedule is just a b...
2021-11-18 20:12:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Why would I give you relief when I know you enjoy the tension so much?
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Realized I scheduled this for tomorrow afternoon instead of today, glad I checked!
Feedback oats the goats: 2021-11-12 04:34:16 +0000 UTC
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We have fun together, right?
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I'd scheduled this for a later date, but my area has been suffering a massive blackout since this morning so I haven't been able to access my other audio files
Oops oh well, I'm proud of it, fun to get it out early!
Feedback always toasts the ol muffin: 2021-11-04 22:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Howdy, errybody! I hope your October was fangtastic~! Thank you so much for your patience and kind words while I struggled with all my shit last month, I definitely appreciated it. Y'all are awesome, and i want to give you my best <3
As I announced last month, I have altered the benefits of the $15-$20 tiers, primarily by removing the ...
Cards don't always mean what you think
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I'm shit at shuffling
My first patreon audio centered around a witch, so here one is again in a slightly different flavor~!
Speaking of looking for answers, here's that good ol feedback form I love promoting: 2021-11-02 12:17:00 +0000 UTC
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You are a prisoner of many things, it seems, my pet...
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At first I tried this in an eastern european accent but I think y'all probably dodged a bullet on that one
Songs are, in order: Treachery- Tilman Sillescu, Eternal Recluse- Kyle Preston, Bear Dreams- Kyle Prest...
Just been throwing up
I'm sorry, I know that's not sexy but I ought to tell you what's going down with the work.
I'm still trying, but in the likelihood that I don't manage to finish this audio tonight, it and the other will be posted tomorrow. For those wishing to unsubscribe, same link (
2021-11-01 02:40:39 +0000 UTC
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Looks the conclusion is trustworthy after all...
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Playing a bitch is always fun, so lemme know if that's a flavor you want more of for future content!
I tried to add in the zipper noises buttt they just sounded like farts~
Feedback is like candy: 2021-10-31 19:00:15 +0000 UTC
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So, if you don't believe it, neither do I, but after being (or at least sounding) sick for the beginning half of the month, I'm ill again- not the same thing, just a stomach bug, but it means I've spent a lot of the last day and a half on the floor of the bathroom. It'll probably only be a 24 hour thing, but it's definitely halted work a good de...
2021-10-31 16:24:57 +0000 UTC View PostHey, guys! I'm sorry for the late and sporadic updates; my schedule this month had been planned out in a way that clearly wasn't realistic, and I decided to forgo Talktober and instead spend that energy continuing to chip away at the backlog of customs, which has only further proven that keeping those benefits available simply isn't a sustainabl...
2021-10-28 02:44:19 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you mean *I'm* in trouble?
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Kicking off the season LATE, ayyy~ I ended up rerecording 3/4 of this month's audios because I still sounded like I was smuggling prize winning gourds in my sinuses the first time around, which I am largely not a fan of and you wouldn't be, either.
If you've ...
Hey, everyone~!
I've been steadily working on Oct's audios (including attempts at Talktober), but I've only just gotten over a cold that still has me stuffed up and now I'm battling an infection with nausea-inducing antibiotics, so the process has been fairly slow. I hope to have an audio ready for you in the next few days, but currently it's...
Have y'all pulled out your sweaters yet? What autumny activity/treat are you cravin'?
Hope you had a great Sept!! <3
Small loads are so unsatisfying
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I dunno about you, but I don't doubt I would have eaten a tide pod if I were gen z
Feedback brightens and whitens: 2021-10-01 03:36:01 +0000 UTC
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How can this mean less when I love you most...
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I not only lost track of the days, but forgot that there's only 30 in Sept
my apologiesss
Feedback really juices my moose: 2021-09-30 23:26:41 +0000 UTC
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You call this the "royal treatment"?
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I'm craving a cozy bnb suite with a resident witch making love spells in the kitchen
(They don't force emotions, just make everything sparkle like you're chasing grasshoppers with your soulmate yn)
Feedback is very helpful, so if you have any, feel fre...