How may I be of service~?
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Hope the stuffy nose doesn't completely obliterate the sex appeal
Apologies for any reused jokes, it's been a brainfart of a month
Every time one of my normal audios turns into some sort of left field british roleplay, take a shot and call 911
Well, I have no idea what the problem is, but the newest audios only show up on the Patreon app, and others don't even have seem to have that luck.
Here are the current live links to the soundgasm files (will continue to update):
2022-11-30 15:53:09 +0000 UTC
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Please, help yourself to seconds~
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Obviously intended to be posted by Thanksgiving, but much like the holiday's history, my posting schedule is myopic and riddled with false hopes
Pass the commentary:
2022-11-30 06:29:11 +0000 UTC
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We should travel together more often~
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Sorry for keeping y'all in the dark, I had another series of technological mishaps, one of which meant buying a whole new computer!! Yayyy! And of course, the whole time I was telling myself not to make another "OH NO" update post because boy, wouldn't TH...
The tater to my tot~
(the roadkill to my hellcat)
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Swinging in just in time
I have had legitimate computer issues over the past 2.5 days I promise
Just white screen of deathing it every time it goes into sleep mode
Click here to gimme your anon feedback and/or your most romantic analogies:
2022-11-07 04:07:42 +0000 UTC
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https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Strictly-Taboo-1
https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Bump-In-The-Night-1
Be safe out the...
I was gonna piece in clips from the original recordings, but the issue continued over into this one. yayy, less editing
TLDR
After this newest mic mishap, I subsequently had a wee breakdown and just unplugged myself for a little over a week, which was unwise and unfair to you all. I don't like bringing up my mental health since I don't...
You're so fucking special...
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A bitch is swollen, but she's back
This wasn't originally intended to be a songfic, but then I couldn't come up with a title
Anon feedback/restraining order request form: 2022-10-21 12:00:09 +0000 UTC
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The performance issues with the new mic were way too much and made editing an unyieldingly traumatic event, so I made the decision to record last months audios AGAIN-again on the yeti. Not sure what to do with it, but I swear I'm gonna make at least one full audio with the damn thing before I either humbly acknowledge that I am the problem, or t...
2022-10-10 03:09:47 +0000 UTC View PostFor those new here who plan on scooting after this month, here is where you will find the audios I owe you from September:
https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Soulmates
2022-10-01 01:16:19 +0000 UTC
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Hoped I've have at least one audio out by today, but it's been storming off and on
and knocked the power out for several hours, backing things up more than they already were
On that note, for those unsubscribing, here are the links to your owed audios:
2022-09-30 23:46:12 +0000 UTC
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Ooo you can really hear all the disturbances
Good
Hi! Audios coming shortly.
I will be undergoing some minor surgery next month, nothing to worry about, but in order to give myself ample recovery time, I will be cutting the number of audios down by one for the month of October. Things should go back to normal in Nov but I wanted to give y'all a heads up.
I also figured it was time...
In fairness to me, the birthday plans were complex
P.S. Who else hates the patreon app
P.S.S. sorry if i've talked about dear america before, i have what's known as goldfish idiot syndrome
AITA?
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Believe it or not this was not inspired by Bittersweet, but I did groan when I realized the similarity 1.5 hours into recording
Songs used:
00:00 Need It Again- Nate Rose
02:40 Yea Yea Yea- Skrxlla
05:26 Sight- Sajan Nauriyal
07:41 Bad Feeling- I Am Fowler
10:21 Unlove You- Kat...
I've always believed in you
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Well
Howdy
The song that inspired this audio was Heart- Sleeping At Last~
Despite being a songfic, I can't use the actual songs (copyright/corny/cheating) but I did feel that this one would do well with some atmospheric jams, so I tried to find something that gav...
How do you like your medicine?
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Cheesy Wheezy Chicken Squeezey
I went a bit overboard on the sap in this one because who doesn't appreciate some extra love when they're battling the plague?
It was a challenge to keep it sweet and relaxing, but I could've had the listener ramming their l...
Poor thing. You're all in knots...
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For those hesitant, the "cheating" tag is part of a roleplay, in case that's any incentive, but obviously for some people that cup of tea will always taste like cyanide
The MENSA thing is true btw and I very genuinely don't remember if I've already tos...
MON- https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Bittersweet-1 (if not out by tonight
WED- https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Heart-1 ...
Long story short, I fucked up my mic earlier in the month, new one's delivery has been delayed, and I only just got my hands on another yeti yesterday
All the while being too embarrassed/optimistic to make yet another "standby" post, which as you can see
Worked out wonderfully
It's looking like I'll have the first one ready late...
Finally managed to snag front row seats~
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It takes 74 seconds to get to the top of the World Trade Center.
Not featured: the breakdown I had after losing hours worth of editing due to multiple power outages/forced reboots
We move forward
Anon feedback form/GoFundMe for ele...
Thought, "oh, wait, I've already posted 2 audios, guess I only need to make the third" but those audios were actually meant to be last month's, so you're getting these late AGAIN, and going forward I'm going to force my ass to keep to a weekly schedule
Also forgot that there were only 30 days this month
But what else is new
Your...
No offense to anyone who works at a gas station or T-Mobile, I'm sure you make a magnificent elf
2022-07-01 01:28:00 +0000 UTC View Post
What a way to commemorate~
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Happy (Belated) Father's Day (Kinda)
Enjoy my unoriginality
Wowza, a place for anon feedback: 2022-06-30 23:54:23 +0000 UTC
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You've made my world so warm...
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CW: I advise everyone to read the tags before listening, in case anything mentioned makes you kinda squirrelly
I'm embarrassed, but ultimately, this audio just needed more time. Still could use work, but we're going for it
When the generator wheel ...
Hormones are a powerful thing~
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I tried to dip my toes into the "feral" category, but I definitely need more practice, so this is kinda Feral Lite
I planned to leave in more snarls, hissing, etc, but ultimately cut them. I feel like it's easier for men to pull off the animalistic vibe because yo...
HOKAY
THIS TIME THEY'RE COMING OUT THURSDAY
THE 3 AUDIOS MISSING
ARE RELEASED
THURS
DAY
GODDAMMIT
https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Moon
2022-06-01 03:58:07 +0000 UTC
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I body surf in the seas of chaos
Which you may not expect from someone who's only gotten ever tipsy twice
SOFT SPOILERS for unreleased audios
Have I impressed you yet?
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Somehow I got it in my head that this had been posted a couple weeks ago
ALSO I thought today was the 30th so THAT'S been fun
Next 3 to be released tomorrow, sorry for the hold up, but they're a'comin'!
Also apologies if the audio sounds hollow and echo-y at points...
I know I said the last songfic audio would already be out, but I hit a couple big ass blocks with it's production, so it's obviously been delayed while I sort them out. I'm hoping to get it out next week, schedule-willing, but I also wanted to ask for the song inspo for this month.
People were a lot more forthcoming with their suggestion...