Forget that little flick from Dreamworks; THIS movie got it right!
Ugh..
MK2 Productions struck down my original review on YouTube for copyright violation, so here it is on Patreon where it's free from all that nonsense. Enjoy one of my very first reviews... and please excuse things like the subpar audio and visual quality, imperfec...
It was with this final installment of the Neverending Story film franchise that Bobsheaux finally discovered what was making everything stupid.
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I wish that this was a better movie. (See, Bastian? It's not that difficult!)
2024-04-20 20:01:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Once upon a time, an internet reviewer named Bobsheaux ran through a timeless fantasy classic.
2024-04-07 19:10:06 +0000 UTC View Post
How can an amusement park crawling with monsters have so little going for it?
2023-12-07 20:20:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Dark gods, hopelessness, and madness. You know, for kids!
2023-10-24 00:57:36 +0000 UTC View Post
A horrible family turns into horrible monsters in a horrible movie.
2023-10-06 16:55:38 +0000 UTC View Post
A little girl turns into a monster... and we're supposed to be fine with that.
2023-09-17 18:15:50 +0000 UTC View Post
A movie is like an enormous clock. It only works if all the little cogs mesh together. THESE cogs do NOT.
2023-09-07 18:04:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I wish the 'Enchanted' formula was easier to replicate...
2023-03-28 20:32:40 +0000 UTC View Post
π΅I've been dreaming of a better sequel...π΅
2023-03-07 21:48:39 +0000 UTC View Post
π΅I've been dreaming of a new Disney fairy tale...π΅
2023-02-20 06:14:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Rex is a pampered little corgi in the care of Queen Elizabeth who always gets his way. ...And that's pretty much it.
Special Quest Writer - Ben Molulon
2023-02-01 00:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Join Raven and me as we ring in 2023 with the Rankin-Bass classic about clock monsters, time-travel (possibly?), and flying reindeer who forgot they could fly.
2023-01-31 23:57:45 +0000 UTC View Post
A little boy teaches Dracula how to be scary again. ...You heard me.
2022-10-21 18:36:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"Gir! Unleash the monkey!"
"MONKEEEEYYYYY!!!!"
2022-07-16 17:33:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Three scantily-dressed ladies are seeking seed. Count me in!
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We delve into two ghoulish tales of the macabre, TWICE!
Strange Films:
https://www.youtube.com/c/StrangeFilmsStudios
'Thriller Cover' by First To Eleven 2022-06-13 17:29:28 +0000 UTC
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Our favorite bounty-hunting bunny is back to kick ass and eat carrots. And he's all outta carrots.
Purchase your copy of Bounty Jack HERE:
Riddle me this! What do you call a Batman movie that doesn't want to be a Batman movie? "The Batman", I guess...
2022-05-22 19:11:01 +0000 UTC View Post
How prrrrrredictably disappointing...
2022-05-19 17:30:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy Pointless Crossover, Batman!
2022-05-01 20:47:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Who is the mysterious Batwoman?? Don't ask...
2022-04-24 17:48:33 +0000 UTC View Post
You wanna get nuts?! Come on! Let's get nuts!
If she doesn't scare you... then you probably have pretty healthy, realistic standards of scariness.
2022-03-17 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
We're rotten to the core. Let's get all squealy about getting married right out of high school, ZOMG!!!!
π΅Son of Tramp... No one loves him... π΅
2022-02-27 20:44:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Evie, Carlos, Mal and Jay walkin' through the forest, tweetin' back 'n forth at what the other'n has to say...
2022-02-19 01:22:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Mal, Evie, Jay and Carlos are back in a series that does absolutely NOTHING to advance the plot.
2022-02-10 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post