Hey, I really should have just started working on the Knights video a lot earlier. Whoops. So that will come out when it comes out, but I want to get a few regular videos in the bank first.
Battlemage - Magic Gavel, Magic Comet, and regular club for when I'm disappointed by the magic gavel and comet
Ravenmount Assassin - She rave on ...
2024-03-23 17:33:24 +0000 UTC View PostFinger
Pot
I feel like no further explanation is necessary
2024-03-19 04:03:13 +0000 UTC View PostFire Prelate: get that big hammer and start SWINGING it
Ancestral Follower: become a minotaur and mino-TEAR it up
2024-02-25 16:11:52 +0000 UTC View PostCouldn't decide which Remembrance boss to throw up here, so here's like.... all of them that we haven't done. With the exception Morgott, because I am huffing copium that you will get his laser sword and hammer spells in the DLC. And Rykard, because I'm huffing copium that we'll get his armor set in the DLC. Weirdly not worried about emulating h...
2024-02-18 18:48:17 +0000 UTC View Posthaha, whoops, videos gettin kinda long. Secret starting class?
Bell Bearing Hunter - spinning sword go brrrrrrrrrr (But we have to fight a Bell Bearing Hunter immediately)
Pumpkin Head - What's his deal? He's got like... a pumpkin on his head. Whats the deal with that? (we'll have to farm immediately)
2024-02-11 16:44:52 +0000 UTC View PostSellen - A Witch who (thankfully) also had a dagger
Jerren - Dresses like Tidus from FFX and has a Flamburger
2024-01-26 04:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostYa'll remember that? From like... 2015? I'm glad that worked out so well.
Anyway, here's the two people who are always asked for in the comments and chat, they've both been on polls, but they just always lose. Which loser will keep losing, and which loser will finally break out? Lets find out.
Carian Knight Moongrum 2024-01-22 12:38:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Tree Sentinel - Draconic or Holy , either or
Nights Cavalry - Goth. Only option is goth.
2024-01-15 02:12:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Using a bunch of remembrance weapons to beat down the remembrance bosses
2024-01-06 11:37:26 +0000 UTC View PostBlaidd- What if you were a dog with a large sword?
Dung Eater - What if you wanted to make the whole world eat shit and die?
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2023-12-31 19:16:12 +0000 UTC View PostHey when's the next cast or pass? I simply don't want to. So here's some Secret Starting Classes we could do instead.
Nepheli Loux - axes, but TWO and also there's lightning on em. Friends with a bird.
Omenkiller - great axes, but two, and also there's bleed on em. Friends with a perfume salesperson.
Banished Knight - gre...
2023-12-29 17:05:37 +0000 UTC View PostAll right, since the Proper order Run turned into BY FAR the longest run I've ever done, we're delaying some of the longer projects for 2024. Cory needs a break, I need a break, we'll close out December with the Vulgar Militia and one of these fun choices:
Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All Knowing - Big Brain
Mohg, Lord of Blood - Blood
<... 2023-12-11 12:42:28 +0000 UTC View PostI have a lot of backed up ideas, but they're all long AF, so here's a few quick ones if I need some soon. Ideally, we won't be doing this one till January, but hey, shit happens.
Alfred B. Neric - An albinauric. Beat the game as a frog, get some frog friends, and frog it up.
Jar Jar - You know the Jar Wright Puppet? What if he also h...
2023-12-01 23:50:07 +0000 UTC View PostHey, did you want to commission a video but couldn't afford it? Well, they're 50% off!
If you want to see your hyper specific favorite fictional characters in Dungeons and Dragons, this might be the last chance you have for a Building Character.
Reminder: commissions are normally $2000. So these would be $1000 total, with 30% up fron...
2023-11-24 13:23:41 +0000 UTC View Post
The past few runs have been uh... a little rough? Lets maybe give Phil a break. Here are runs I think will be pretty easy and maybe even fun.
Banished Knight - Windy halberd user with a power stanced partner? Or is it the other way around? Are they related, or are they... roommates? These are questions.
Sanguine Noble - Bleed. Long w...
2023-11-14 21:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostCrucible Knight - Godfrey's Number one boys, little bit of strength, little bit of faith, big amounts of style
Omenkiller - Former beverage consultant turned murderer with two giant cleavers. And scary mask. It's a capra demon homage.
Sanguine Noble - Big long Rapier, lots of bleed, and some SERIOUSLY good drip... that we can't...
2023-10-25 22:18:50 +0000 UTC View PostOk, sure, I did some complaining about NG+ in the Marika video, but sad news for me: the video is a big hit. So now I just HAVE to do more. (That's a bit, NG+ videos aren't even close to the biggest chore of a video for me to make, happy to do it)
So, here's some options for NG+ builds using things locked inside/beyond the Royal Capital. 2023-10-13 12:35:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Lets do a bloodborne secret starting class. Here's what I'm thinking:
Lady Maria - Twinblade spraying blood every where
Gehrman the First Hunter - Scythe and a shotgun
Eileen the Crow - Double the daggers, double the fun
2023-09-29 13:55:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey, remember that big long video i talked about? Well theres gonna be six smaller parts. We're testing each of the basic "soldier" ashes, as listed below. For some reason Volcano Manor and Mohg do not have Soldier ashes. Don't ask me why.
For some other reason, Deeproot gets soldiers. So uh... they'll be a run.
We'll be the CO...
2023-09-22 13:45:42 +0000 UTC View PostHey the Nuzlocke is taking too long so we need a fast run out to get the video up by Thursday. I think both of these will be strong as hell, so what should we do?
Fire Prelate: Giant fucking hammer that explodes
Godskin - We'll be the Apostle and the Noble, and both when we mimic it up
2023-09-17 02:47:29 +0000 UTC View PostI have an idea for a FUNKY Pokemon Nuzlocke that only works in Gen 1 and 4. More on that when we start.
So which gen should I do?
2023-09-14 19:09:40 +0000 UTC View PostHey, so I had some ideas for BIG LONG ELDEN RING videos. YouTube loves a chonky multi-hour video. But here's the problem: Multi-hour video means I'm basically gonna be making 5 episodes for one week. So here's the solution: we'll do a piece of the videos at a time, upload those pieces EARLY here, then launch the big old chonker when it's out. 2023-09-08 12:59:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Ensha - always pretty pathetic, but they dress like a skellington and punch you with bones
A-nasty-a - cannibal, and has been invading with her big ass butcher knife since Demons Holes
Vyke - The Roundtable's golden boy until that gold turned into frenzy and got he a little lost in the madness sauce
2023-09-01 13:46:05 +0000 UTC View PostI'm not OUT of ideas, I just really like these and don't want them to be gone forever.
Black Knife Assassin - Black Knife, sneaky armor
Nepheli - Lightning Axes, and a bird friend
Banished Knight - WINDY halberd and a powerstancing partner
Albinauric - Statistically, the enemy that has been killed the most in elden ring 2023-08-17 21:01:25 +0000 UTC View Post
In Order (to 99): Vigor to 99, then Mind to 99, then Endurance to 99 and so on
In Order (one at a time): 1 level to vigor, 1 level to mind, 1 to endurance etc.
Random: Roll a d8 everytime
2023-08-07 03:32:56 +0000 UTC View PostAlright everyone, the Pokemon Lechonk video's performance was poor, but the video about Hades? nuts. So I think we'll come back to it again in August. I just have too many ideas though.
Hades as an Anthiest: We can't use any of the boons gods give us, only hammers, and gifts from Non-Gods. If we get a boon on an attack/spe...
2023-07-30 22:16:04 +0000 UTC View Post
