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NEW STORY: "Jocktaur pledge" by BRK

NEW STORY: "Jocktaur pledge" by BRK—High school track superstar Tommy finds he isn’t king of the world anymore now that he’s left his small town for the huge, sprawling State U. His hopes of getting into a big frat end up crushed, and his last hope is a house where the brothers keep to themselves and hardly let anyone in at all.


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Saturday Flashback: September/October 2010

Hey folks! For this retrogression I decided to go a little further back, to September and October of 2010, a whole decade ago. The site was smaller then, and the contributions fewer, but it was still a long way from its humble origins even further back ...

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Site Update: 5 September 2020

Hi folks! For this week’s update we have a new chapter in my Patreon-commissioned shifter story, “Finding Owen.” Things just get more and more intense for Owen and the two hunky werewolfs, but Owen’s not the kind of guy to let things get to him....

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NEW CHAPTER: "Finding Owen", Part 5 by BRK

NEW CHAPTER: "Finding Owen", Part 5 by BRK—Owen and the others return to the forest to find that things have changed while they were away on the neverwhere beach. Specifically, they have changed.

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Saturday Flashback: Romanclature

It being August, named for the genuinely august emperor Augustus, I decided to use this flashback to surface a few stories that bring up those toga-wearing noble bastards of the Eternal City. I’m including the ancient Greeks as well, partly because it...

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Site Update: 22 August 2020

Hi folks! For this week’s update I have two stories. One is a four-chapter story called “The Fake Boyfriend”, playing off some of the tropes of that durable romance-novel plot. While it’s not as long as last update’s epic, “The Arsenal of Se...

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NEW STORY: "The fake boyfriend", Parts 1-4 by BRK

NEW STORY: "The fake boyfriend", Parts 1-4 by BRK—Zeke must travel back to his hometown, Woody Hole, in a last-ditch effort to prove he’s gay and end the eternal matchmaking with his high-school girlfriend, Stacy. A fake boyfriend is the only way—but Zeke’s closest relationship is with a customized character from an open-sandbox simulati...

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NEW STORY: "Coffee date" by BRK

NEW STORY: "Coffee date" by BRK—Jeremy gets dragged to a blind date at a coffeehouse that seems to have an inexplicable effect on Jeremy’s body.

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Saturday Flashback: August 2016

In this tour of the past we return to August 2016 and find a number of story chapters from authors who were regular contributors at the time and now have seemingly moved on (though they’re welcome to return if they like), while others are from authors...

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Site Update: 8 August 2020

Hey, folks. Thanks for sticking with me while I had to do other stuff last month. The new stuff is back! And as usual, not quite to plan. I had intended to write two or three different stories of ordinary length for this week’s update to welcome mysel...

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NEW STORY! "The Arsenal of Secrets", Parts 1-10 by BRK

NEW STORY! "The Arsenal of Secrets", Parts 1-10 by BRK—Griffin, tired of being smaller than his farm-brute brothers, stumbles backwards into a way to make himself more like what he wants to be: big and strong enough to catch the eye of a beautiful, bashful, broad-shouldered apprentice blacksmith named Wass.

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Saturday Flashback: Witches and Warlocks

You never know what a witch might be getting up to, especially if he’s horny. Always meddling with something, that lot. In this week’s browse through the archives we’ll explore just what diversions those witches and warlocks have been amusing them...

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Saturday Flashback: July 2017

This time, I’m taking the archive trawl back three years, to July 2017. It’s another interesting mix of stories, including installments in some longish stories running at the time. Hope you like. The next new-stories update is still 8 August, and I...

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Saturday Flashback: Beard Love

For this week’s trip through the archives I’ve collected a few stories featuring guys with thick, manly beards. Some have had ‘em all along, while others acquire them quite suddenly. And guys with beards aren’t all bears and lumberjacks, either....

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Saturday Flashback: July 2016

This week’s flashback takes us back to July 2016, four long years ago as the time-crow flies and a lot longer by the path we’ve had to take; and an interesting and diverse crop of stories is surfaced thereby. In IRL news I’m making good progress o...

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Saturday Flashback: Fourth and Inches

Today is Independence Day here in the States. Now, a flashback day falling on a major holiday is usually a slam dunk in terms of setting a theme, but there aren’t actually a lot of stories in the archive that relate to the American Revolution or colon...

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Patreon on pause for July only

To my esteemed Patreon friends and supporters,

As I noted on the site, I have made the difficult decision to take next month off from Metabods (and other things) in order to focus all my attention on completing a high-priority academic writing project with a fast-approaching and unbreakable deadline. The next real update, consequently, wil...

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Site Update: 27 June 2020

My offerings to the update gods this week are four one-scene stories inspired by suggestions from my Patreon supporters—my regular bimonthly vignette party. I haven’t gotten any better at making these stories brief, like they’re supposed to be, bu...

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NEW STORY: "A marriage of equals" by BRK

NEW STORY: "A marriage of equals" by BRK—Tobias claims his family won’t let him marry Nick unless he converts to being a boytaur like Tobias. Nick doesn’t quite believe him, but being a boytaur does have its appeal…

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NEW STORY: "Induced transformation: a brief history" by BRK

NEW STORY: "Induced transformation: a brief history" by BRK — Back in his day, they didn’t have any of these fancy-schmancy apps with built-in retcon. Back then, if you changed someone, they changed, and everyone had to just suck it up and deal with it.

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NEW STORY: "The blue smoothie" by BRK

NEW STORY: "The blue smoothie" by BRK—Yuri, a personal trainer, is already having a rushed and stressful day when he meets his first client, a young nurse who looks like he’s never lifted so much as a paper clip. On top of that, the banana he grabbed from the stash at the gym’s juice bar to make his morning protein shake was blue for some ...

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Site Update: 13 June 2020

This week I have two stories I had a lot of fun spending time on. One is three new chapters in the Patreon-commissioned pizza-boys-getting-grown-with-special-cannabis story, “One Hot Summer”. The other is two chapters of a new story called “The CVN Link...

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NEW CHAPTERS: "One hot summer", Parts 12-14 by BRK

NEW CHAPTERS: "One hot summer", Parts 12-14 by BRK—Eddie and Brandon come back from the beach to find the twins have made dinner for them all. Eddie should be wondering what they’re up to, but he’s too caught up in his deal with Bran: no clothes for Bran, in exchange for lovemaking Bran would never forget.

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NEW STORY: "The CVN link", Parts 1-2 by BRK

NEW STORY: "The CVN link", Parts 1-2 by BRK—Mike is applying for a new job. Everything’s going great, his potential new boss is a dreamboat, he’s perfect for the position. There’s just one hitch: they need his CVNs. His confusion turns to shock when he finds out from a friend just what the “N” stands for…

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Saturday Flashback: Triple Kisses

For this trip through the erotica banks I’ve assembled a bunch of stories involving three-way kisses. In this case I’m keeping it to triple kisses involving three different guys—there’s a whole separate thing with multihead guys that I’ll do a...

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Site Update: 30 May 2020

Another bumper crop of wide-ranging contributions this week, plus three chapters from me: “Flashmob” parts 11-12, plus a little exercise in escalation called “Read Aloud”. Things have been very crazy recently but this summer should be quiet enou...

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NEW STORY: "Read aloud" by BRK

NEW STORY: "Read aloud" by BRK—Timothy decides to use his favorite website’s new read aloud feature so he can concentrate on his jerkoff session and really get into the story. Instead, the story gets into him.

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NEW CHAPTERS: "Flashmob", Parts 11-12 by BRK

NEW CHAPTERS: "Flashmob", Parts 11-12 by BRK—While Zane corrals his Keiths and the Coles in Hawaii, Jake finally fixes Joe’s mess—mostly.

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Saturday Flashback: May 2014

Here’s a taste of what was going up for the first time on the site six years ago in May 2014. Even I had forgotten a couple of these and was all, “Oh, yeah!” looking through the update history. The next update is 30 May, and in the meantime thanks...

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Site Update: 16 May 2020

This week’s (only slightly delayed) update includes a ridiculously large number of new chapters—56, to be exact, and only two of them from me: a turning-point chapter of one of my commissioned stories, “Finding Owen,” in which Owen collects a fe...

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