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Chapter 186: Scavenging & Survirors

Chapter 185

“Did anyone hear that?” Timon asked. We had just gotten off the bus in the small town, and as I had hoped, it had appeared deserted from a distance. His sudden words made me think otherwise, though.

“I didn’t hear anythi...

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Chapter 185: A Discussion about a Series of Tubes

Chapter 184

“Great, another trip in chaotic space,” Yorela said, sighing loudly before she spoke.

“Not that I’m implying we won’t help, but we don’t really have the resources for a trip like that, and aren’t likely to do so anytime soon,” ...

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Chapter 184: A Growing Meeting

Chapter 183

“I am glad to have the pressure of the dungeon off of my mind,” Corey said the moment they were back in my core. I had returned the dungeon to my control and could again feel the strings connecting me to it.

“I, too, am happy to be back ...

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Chapter 183: Home Security Systems for Your Peace of Mind

Chapter 182

“Gnome free me!” the core screamed as I placed it down on the table beside the other, much more inert cores. The room rattled slightly with the strength of its order. Had this been a mistake?

Before I could move the core b...

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Chapter 182: A Growing Home

Chapter 181

“Okay, everyone, listen up!” I yelled. We had finally gotten all the people unloaded from the buses, and I was standing in the middle of the crowd. My first attempt at getting their attention hadn’t gone well. But thanks to Conn...

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Chapter Release Plan

Just wanted to let everyone know what I said on the discord, I'm currently bulk editing through chapter 200, and I want to have them all up by Monday. (I may stretch it into Monday night, but I'm hoping not to.) Starting either tomorrow night or Saturday morning I'll begin their posting. This will get me back ahead of where I was before the kidn...

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Chapter 181: So Many Goats

Chapter 180

I was having trouble answering any of the brothers’ questions, between the fight, the mana loss, and the thing that had dug into my mind, the concept of focusing on the world around me didn’t work. I was grateful that they had saved ...

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Chapter 180: Abyssal Metal

Chapter 179

“So, how exactly is this supposed to work with Grant anyway?” I asked as I took my seat near the front. I had been too busy with other matters to really hear Mel and Timon’s plans for what Grant would be doing during any potential ...

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Chapter 179: Second Departure

Chapter 178

Somehow, we had done it. Every single Reltleon was loaded onto the transports—all two thousand three-hundred and twelve of them. I didn’t even care how far off Glunderlin’s census data had actually been, because we had done it. ...

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Chapter 178: Movin' Right Along in Search of Good Times and Good News

Chapter 177

It shouldn’t have come as any surprise to me. This had all been going far too well. We had cleared out the entire outer ring of buildings. The brothers had even returned from their mission, ready to prepare to transport the livestoc...

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Chapter 177: The Paladin of Agriculture

Chapter 176

“I still don’t understand how that ability of yours works. I’ve honestly never heard of a class like that,” Elicec said to his brother as they made their way across the landscape.

“No one does, that’s the point. I got o...

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Chapter 176: Checklists & Chats

Chapter 175

The moment I woke up that morning, I pulled up a chat window. I had to know what the hell had just happened, what we agreed to, and why Karlinovo had been so quick to capitulate suddenly.

__________

>Dave:...

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Chapter 175: Evacuation Proclamation & Oddities

Chapter 174

“Is that a rocket launcher?” Alex asked, dropping her spoon in mid-soup scoop, her voice sounding intrigued. I couldn’t say I blamed her either, she was my daughter after all, and had inherited a lot of my technology interests. I h...

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Chapter 174: Plans, Answers, Dinner

Chapter 173

“I’m telling you it just opened on its own,” one of the guards said frantically.

“Does the Traveler working the gate agree?” I asked. I had no idea who they specifically had as I had only met Traveler Thirty-Two, but ...

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Chapter 173: Two Fights

Chapter 172

“It’s inside!” one of the guards yelled as I reached the door. I looked behind me and found the squad, plus the other librarians. Considering what Elody had said about Yorela, it was likely for the best that she was here.

...

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Chapter 172: Caravan of Vans

Chapter 171

The core beasts were still within sight, and screaming barely comprehensible gibberish at us as we slipped through the door. This time, instead of sealing it behind us, we left it wide open for the world. I shook my head, still unhap...

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Chapter 171: Run Dave Run

Chapter 170

The cores, it turned out, were stored in a maintenance room near Elody’s old office. Alex, determined to do something this trip, had decided to accompany me to grab them, despite my claims that it was likely to be nothing special. ...

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Chapter 170: Old Problems

Chapter 169

Mel carefully ran one of his extended arms over the wall behind the countertop he had spent so many years manning. He had been kicking himself since the moment they fled without being able to raid his storehouse, but he knew it couldn’...

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Chapter 169: Identities

Chapter 168

“Your name is David Imogen, and yet you prefer to only be referred to as Dave. Explain the concept,” the voice said as the pressure inside my head increased. I had no idea why the core was interested in my name, let alone the fa...

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Chapter 168: A Trio of Olkerfins

Chapter 167

“Where are we taking it? This place is huge, and anywhere we set up is going to attract a lot of attention that we don’t have the power to stop,” Yorela said. She didn’t sound remotely against the idea, just unsure of how to d...

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Chapter 167: Shadows of Knowledge

Chapter 166

“Damn, this is likely going to complicate everything. Is Quarilyn even still here?” I asked as the bus pulled to a stop near one of the transport docks.

“Yes, she and another librarian are somewhere inside. It also looks...

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Chapter 166: The Plan

Chapter 165


“I don’t care how much ya hate it, we’re doing it!” Mel yelled at Timon as he floated near the front of the bus, seemingly moving randomly with every quick movement the bus made as Timon drove.

We had quickly made our e...

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Chapter 165: Smithtown Revisited

Chapter 164

“Uh, yeah, hi, Cecile and Elicec are here as well,” I said, spotting Cecile waving to them when I said his name. “What’s going on exactly? You look like you’re packing up.”

“We are, or were. Was there really a ho...

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Chapter 164: More Ranks for the Road

Chapter 163

No one else brought up a new orb increase, so I wasn’t about to make the tension any worse. Then again, it was possible that only I got the second one. I did have a unique situation going on right now. So, continuing my distractio...

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Chapter 163: A Rank for the Road

Chapter 162


I expected a boring trip, but to my surprise, shortly after entering the tunnels, I got a slew of notifications. The noise around the bus suggested something similar had happened all around. Why now? This hadn’t happened befor...

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Chapter 162: A Family Trip

Chapter 161


By the time I reached the dining hall, I found Glorp and his siblings already sitting in front of plates of scrambled eggs and toast, and Rabyn sitting across from them discussing the finer points of pastry making. Glorp’s old...

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Chapter 161: A Tour of the Homestead

Chapter 160


I woke up with the distinct memory of a new attribute having appeared right before my eyes shut for the night. I pulled up my status to quickly check it, and found that I hadn’t been remembering wrong. I now had something called co...

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Chapter 160: Imogen’s Arbitrary Number

Chapter 159


“I’m coming. I left some stuff behind when we made our quick getaway last time, mostly shit I thought I’d never need again, but now I want it,” Mel said the moment he heard the question I had asked about who wanted to join us...

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Chapter 159: Change Places!

Chapter 158


“There’s a problem I hadn’t considered with bonding the other core, and I was hoping you might have the solution,” I said to Traveler, later that day. Karlinovo and I had finally broken our talk, as he wanted to explore the g...

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Good News

My brain took longer than I expect to get back to where it was, but I've been writing most of today again, so chapters are about to start flowing tonight.

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