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Chapter 244: Dungeons & Discussions

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“So, are we considering your trip, that you took without me, a success or not?” Timon asked as we sat down in a meeting room back in Alexandria. He had been a bit annoyed the whole way back at not getting to come.

“Who would have...

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Chapter 243: Three Men & A Political Constant

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We had apparently found our way to an old apartment building, much further away from the place we had started than the tunnel should have allowed. It looked like the pathways did something akin to a gate, but likely at much smaller distances...

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Chapter 242: Escape From Washington

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“Come on, we’ve gotta go, we need out of the building now!” I barked out the command, trying to think of the best way back now. While I wasn’t sure on that yet, I did at least have an idea of how to escape. “Actually, no, not out, ...

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Chapter 241: Recruitment

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“Honestly, I’m surprised there wasn’t more resistance. I was expecting heavier weapons at least,” I said as Pryte and I took seats in the most comfortable room we had found so far. It looked like someone’s private ...

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Chapter 240: Power Play

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I had severely underestimated how long it would take to check through several thousand people for soul knots. Luckily, Elody had recovered enough from her injuries to join in the effort. Still, even with her help, we had spe...

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Chapter 239: Soul Knots & Shame

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We had sealed Rabyn, Connie, and the brothers in another meeting room while we worked. There hadn’t been time to initially talk to them and find out exactly what they knew and didn’t know. There was also the problem of what to do with th...

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Chapter 238: The Aftermath

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Dave

It could have been a lot worse. Those were the thoughts I used to try and comfort myself as I went over the losses in my head. Only five people were dead, all Reltleons. They had apparently been in the path of the...

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Chapter 237: Aye Aye, Captain!

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Alex

I examined the thief class first, as it was the one I was most unsure about having taken. There was some small part of me that still cried against the moral implications of having that as a name, but i...

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Chapter 236: A Scout, a Thief, & a Rainforest

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Alex

After the meal, Grum had offered us rooms for the night. Troelsk had returned with news that Squidlen was on his way to a chaos port named Last Safe Harbor. In other times, I’d have likely commente...

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Chapter 235: I, Alex

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As a note Alex is not taking over the book. That said, she will have a higher focus than normal. Given that her POVs will also now be in first person, and she will have more chapters going forward.

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Chapter 234: Twenty Minutes

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Mel

Mel had told them to go take care of their shit while he checked the gate. It wasn’t like he had time to unpack yet, so he didn’t have anything he needed to grab. He had been looking forward to some time in his...

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Chapter 233: Splitting the Party

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I watched in vain as Mel rocketed off toward the escaping ship. I even reversed the gravity to give him as much added momentum as possible. But it was too late. I knew he couldn’t catch them. The jesters had kidnapped Willia...

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Chapter 232: The Battle of Alexandria Continues

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No one had come up with any solutions to our problem, and I was getting increasingly anxious as the seconds ticked by. I had no idea what we would do if we ended up stuck here. It seemed unlikely anyone else in attendance would let us go to ...

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Chapter 231: The Battle of Alexandria

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Orglina

“Okay, Red, let’s start at the school, maybe she’s there, and if she’s not, we can still check if the other kids are okay. I hope they are,” Orglina said as they passed back into the ci...

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Chapter 230: The Return of the Mel

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Mel had spent the last several months searching out some of the few contacts he had left with the scattered Cloudform populations. Originally, he hadn’t intended to send any of them to the Empire of Dave right away, but Gre...

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Chapter 229: Fan & Shit, a Romantic Sequel

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“Let’s get the hell out of here!” I said loudly the moment we were back in the bus.

“That was quick, I mean, I heard the prophecy and all, but kind of figured you’d all stick around for more,” Timon replied, squinting an ey...

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Chapter 228: Prophetic Messages

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Timon

It had taken nearly half an hour, but he had finally managed to scale to the top of the building. The view he had now confirmed his initial fears. They were deep in chaotic space.
Where exactl...

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Chapter 227: Single Use Gates

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“So you’re sure this is going to work?” I asked for somewhere around the tenth time. I somehow had actually lost count, but I was concerned we’d miss the opportunity to grab the information from my brain. Apparently, the ...

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Chapter 226: Twice Around the Homestead

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Timon

Why’d it have to be Deepscales? He hated Deepscales. At least he could respect most of the other secretive races out there, but these things? Deepscales were the worst. They were always so seri...

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Chapter 225: Once Around the Homestead

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Maud

Maud had been worried about the orca for a couple of months now. She had been so excited with all the animals at the time that it hadn’t fully settled in just what it meant for an orca to awaken as a primal mana...

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Chapter 224: GPA Problems

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“How did you find out about the GPA issue already? I was just about to call this meeting myself?” Grant asked as I walked through the door with Karlinovo following.

“Wait, what? I don’t know anything new about t...

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Chapter 223: An Invitation and a Conversation

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The next several days had been spent in some small celebrations, which were used as an excuse for John to cook a few special meals and test out his core advancement. Rabyn used that as an excuse to take a few days off as wel...

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Chapter 222: Fortify John!

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John

John had enjoyed his talk with his dad more than he expected. Who knew a nice dinner and a discussion about classes would be one of the things to bring them closer together? Well, besides Rabyn, that w...

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Chapter 221: Twice the Success

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The nap had only lasted about thirty minutes, which was enough to refresh any of my earlier mana usage in the day. As long as I kept a full stomach and got a reasonable amount of rest, it had become incredibly easy to keep my man...

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Chapter 220: Banking & Erkinmushave

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“You’re sure, that’s what’s happening with our universe?” Elicec asked.

Pryte had just explained to the brothers what he had earlier told me. I hadn’t bothered going back to dinner. This news was far too big ...

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Chapter 219: Winter Marches On

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Magical Engineering Book 4: Wide Area Networking

The cold had really set in once we hit January. That also meant we had survived until the end of the year. Twenty-twenty-six would be the first full year Earth spent as ...

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Magical Engineering Book 4

Magical Engineering Book 4

Wide Area Networking

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Chapter 218: The Siren’s Call

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As I charged the creature, I felt it probe my mind again, and again it failed to get a grip. It felt like oily fingers trying to reach deep behind my eyes and being forced back out. There was a pain, but I could ignore that. I...

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Chapter 217: Perspectives of Change

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Laura had managed to delay her trip by another week. With that addition, it had made those three weeks the longest time she and Alex had spent together in years, and I was glad to see some of the bond they had shared when Alex was younger re...

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Chapter 216: Third in the Line

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Alex

“She’s going to be okay. We were able to completely deliver the baby without complications. And thanks to that wonderful little pumakey Dave has there, it’s likely that her core won’t even be a...

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