Chapter 144 - Does Anyone Speak Burendian?
A cloud of dust billowed through the air as Eve first step foot down the leftward passage, the prevalence of the stuff implying this particular suite had contained somehow more decaying matter than others, either in terms of wooden furniture or a true excess of fabric and cushions. Knowing royalty...
2021-09-22 21:07:14 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 143 - So Much for the Loot
You have defeated Level 111 Prismed Burendian Bodyguard Construct: +12.9m exp!
You have defeated Level 113 Prismed Burendian Bodyguard Construct: +13.7m exp!
Legendary Quest Milestone Reached: Don’t Die A Fiery Death IV
+ 536b exp!
Lev...
2021-09-17 22:59:57 +0000 UTC View Post(Bumping this up early to make up for the late chapter the other week. See you tuesday!)
Chapter 142 - Something to Kill
Eve unstrapped her club from her back, stepping in front of her squishy companions in case anything should come screaming down the hallway for them. She doubted any sentry constructs of the kind she’d seen ...
2021-09-15 00:18:36 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 141 - Weird Notifications
Preston sensed the urgency in her voice, immediately dropping to his knees next to her. “What’s going on?”
Wes scowled. “Did you get a milestone?”
“No… no I…” Eve shook her head. “They’re not from my class.” She looked down at the white lines running along the floor bene...
2021-09-10 21:37:06 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 140 - The Biggest of the Really Big Doors
“Are you sure it’s hers?” Preston called down as Eve examined the unnatural root two levels below him.
“It’s hard to say for certain,” she answered. “Alex’s spear definitely isn’t the only enchanted item with a root-summoning power, and it’s also entirely ...
2021-09-07 21:54:46 +0000 UTC View Post(Bumping this up early to make up for the late chapter the other week. See you tuesday!)
Chapter 139 - Down
The passage opened up into a vast vertical cylinder, the path on which the party walked twisting to the right to follow the wall of the space. Through the mist that permeated even this place, Eve could just barely make out wher...
2021-09-03 23:08:35 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 138 - You’ve Seen One Ancient Ruined City, You’ve Seen Them All
Eve made it through ten synchronized jumps of the misthoppers, ten sudden lurches forward followed by slow slides to a halt, before she decided she’d rather walk. After twelve, Art made a similar decision, opting instead to join Preston on Reginald’s back.
<... 2021-08-31 23:40:17 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 137 - Seriously, What’s With the Eyepatch Thing?
Eve leapt back into the pond without hesitation, even dropping a low-mana Jet to hasten her way out of the cave. She resurfaced just in time to watch Drathis appear in the mist.
He didn’t walk into vision, nor did he ride on the back of some beast.
Dr...
2021-08-27 23:54:03 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 136 - These Fields Really Aren’t as Dead as the Name Would Seem to Imply
The journey west went simply enough. Eve alternated between running along the ground and Jetting through the air depending on the terrain, while the others—sans Lumy who floated along on her own—rode on Reginald’s back.
In the ai...
2021-08-24 21:46:56 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 135 - Gods Damnit, We Have to Go to the Dead Fields Again
Eve let out a quiet groan as she trawled through the Dragonwrought’s vault for the thousandth time. She knew, of course, there would be nothing new to find there. Her team were the only ones still adventuring and finding loot, after all, but still she searched.
With ...
2021-08-20 19:53:11 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 134 - We Return to Your Regularly Scheduled Silliness
The passing of months eased the sting of Alex’s betrayal.
The trek back from Avendreth Manor took twice as long as their journey there, mostly owing to the regular stops to while away afternoons taking turns riding Reginald as he flew through the air on his new phantom w...
2021-08-17 22:28:21 +0000 UTC View PostHey all,
I'm sorry chapter releases have been a bit spotty lately. To put it shortly, my wrist is fucked up. I've been doing everything I can to write through it for the last few weeks, but it's only gotten worse. At the advice of my doctor, I'm taking a hiatus from writing until it's recovered. It should hopefully only be a week or ...
2021-03-01 20:01:33 +0000 UTC View PostHey all! Time for another art poll! As per usual, there may be some minor spoilers for lower tier patrons.
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I also want to take this opportunity to address some of the concerns about the end of book 2. The worst feeling any artist can experience is to pour themselves into something they're ...
2021-02-15 20:02:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the most recent art commission, courtesy of Murphy616! I'll be honest, I was a bit disappointed by how this one turned out, especially given how much it cost. Guess you can't win 'em all.
2021-02-07 01:28:11 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone!
I'm super excited to announce that book one of This Quest is Bullshit is now available on Amazon!
Book one covers chapters 1-45, from Eve's departure from Nowherested all the way to the party coming out of the mountains at the wrong end. If you hav...
2021-01-05 00:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone! It's time for more art! As always, let me know in the comments if you have an idea for a cool art commission.
Minor spoilers for $1/$3 patrons.
2021-01-04 23:41:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Check out this sweet art, courtesy of Log...
2020-12-15 04:52:54 +0000 UTC View PostHi all,
The november art is a bit delayed, but should be here soon! In the meantime, here's the poll for december!
2020-12-05 19:49:37 +0000 UTC View PostMore art! More art! MORE ART! As usual, if you have any ideas, let me know in the comments!
|Minor spoilers for $3/$5 tier patrons|
2020-11-03 22:37:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Check out these chibis, courtesy of Dracokiro!
2020-11-03 00:21:11 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone,
As I look towards publishing book 1, I've run into a bit of a dilemma: Amazon (and most platforms) prohibit profanity in all advertisements. This includes obscured profanity like "bullsh*t"
As such, the amazon listing for This Quest is Bullshit will have to be under a different title. Here are a few options ...
2020-10-27 20:28:45 +0000 UTC View PostHey all! We've re-hit the monthly art commission milestone, so here's the October poll! If you have an idea, post it in the comments! (minor spoilers for 1/3$ patrons)
2020-10-09 20:01:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Check out this portrait by ramonpliushc!
2020-10-08 17:51:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Check out this sweet map! I've included both the original art by Kuba, and the keyed version I threw together so you all can know where everything is. I hope you like it!
2020-09-14 23:07:11 +0000 UTC View PostHey all! Another month, another art poll! If you have any ideas, let me know in the comments! Also, I'd love to hear your thoughts on artists; should I revisit the same artist or try out a new style?
|Minor spoilers for $1/3 patrons|
2020-09-01 19:49:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Credit to Chelsea Mann for the art and MikeWe#9405 for the typography!
2020-08-28 18:45:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all!
Check out this sweet art by artsbyrats!
2020-08-28 00:03:18 +0000 UTC View PostHi all!
I can't believe we've hit the $1000 milestone; I'm still working on getting that map set up for the last one! Before we jump in to the first ever patron art poll, I'd like to take a moment to thank you all for your feedback and your generosity. I'm so happy to have you all with me on this adventure!
Below are a fe...
2020-08-11 00:35:52 +0000 UTC View Post