Season’s GRATINGS, all you BOILS and GHOULS and those of BOO who DIEdentify as nonDIEnary!
As much as it pains me, I’m gonna cool it (GHOUL IT) with the scary puns, because it will quickly become indeSCYTHErable and we have two great pieces of news (BOOS) to share (SCARE) with you! (okay now I’m done)
Gift Subs!! 2024-10-31 22:43:53 +0000 UTC View Post
BEHOLD the cost of honor: your screaming castle gets BOOSTED. But hey, at least now we can finally find out how much tandoori chicken you can get out of one (1) mythical roc. Battle edits, historically accurate "pump-up speeches," and crucially, the importance of Third Spaces. All this and more, here by the fireside.
This Fireside Chat is ...
2024-10-29 11:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The mountains want blood. The birds are in on it. The only way out is up. Or down so deep your friends forget your face. Just when everyone finally came together, so many people have to go.
Catch the public feed to hear the episode w...
2024-10-22 15:11:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back to the Fireside, America's most well produced gaelophobic podcast. Come with us as we knock on the cuckoo door and say hello to the best nacho. What makes the best nacho the best nacho? Simply this: it MUST be naval. I think there might be a gas leak in here. CRackle cracklaesjf;qurvbioehualrk
2024-10-15 11:30:02 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to Arc 4!! We are so proud to present this gorgeous map of the Shroud Mountains, beautifully depicted by Tucker Donovan.
Do you spy a familiar name on the map? Twelve Brooks? Hmm ....
You can find more of Tucker and his work here:
![[PUBLIC EPISODE] The Wizard, the Witch and the Wild One: ep035 "Different Days"](https://img5.samukata.com/storage/1/hy/sg/4e9b88-019e857e-be14-7f26-b9bc-e568baa477a2.png)
In this, the final chapter of the first book of our tale: It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life, for our wizard, our witch, and our wild one. Far above the mist-cloaked scree of the Shroud Mountains, the Meridian flies to a daring rescue, captained by a promising, but increasingly rebellious, young wizard. Back in Toma, the Witch of t...
2024-10-08 11:35:27 +0000 UTC View Post
We know you're all sitting on the edge of your seat waiting for Arc 4, so we've decided to shake things up a bit and drop THIS the day before!
What's next for WBN? Will there be mugs? Who will FINALLY get to be a PC? Well, watch and find out!
With so many exciting new developments in addition to Arc 4 rolling out, be sure to stay con...
2024-10-08 01:02:25 +0000 UTC View Post
We're just ONE DAY AWAY from the premiere of Arc 4! And naturally, we have some new Arc art to share with you all! This gorgeous, haunting piece is by the talented Karla Ortiz.
Are you ready for Arc 4????
You can find Karla and her work here:
[to the tune of I'll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan)
Let's get down to WIZness,
chat about...subclaaaass.
SURPRISE DROP, CRACKLERS! Aabria and Brennan hop on the mic to talk about the making of the Wizard of th...
2024-10-06 17:03:00 +0000 UTC View Post
You "game heads" might know that the software we use to run the show is called "Dungeon and Dragon." Welp, it's time for a software update in the form of LEVELING UP. So save your documents, reach around the back of the show, filp the power switch to off, then on again, pour yourself a nice hot coffee and join us in fellowship as the show make...
2024-10-03 09:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
A few times a year, on auspicious days or particularly augur-laden nights, the rickety fence between Umora and the world of spirits falls away. Tonight, is just such a night. And what shall cross that diaphanous veil between worlds? A chicken, a pretty...
2024-10-01 04:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Wizards are known by their secrets, and when they have time, they conquer all.
We are so proud to finally present the Playtest PDF for the Wizard of the Citadel Subclass to our Patreon audience!
2024-09-26 13:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone is ALWAYS asking our cast to depict the Worlds Beyond Number NPCs. So here we are!
Keep in mind everything we put pen to paper on is extremely canon.
These are the images you should be conjuring in your mind when you listen to our show.
This is a public preview of our NPC Art video!
To get access to the full ...
2024-09-24 18:41:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone is ALWAYS asking our cast to depict the Worlds Beyond Number NPCs. So here we are!
Keep in mind everything we put pen to paper on is extremely canon. These are the images you should be conjuring in your mind when you listen to our show.
Stills of each round's drawings can be found at the end of the video, starting at
WE'VE GOT MORE MERCH! And patrons get first dibs AND 10% off!
First up, we've got a pack of stickers featuring Jack Jones' artwork of the Coven of Elders!
The second is a HEAT ACTIVATED Candlestreet Bakery mug! Pour in your hot drink and watch Mr. C...
2024-09-22 00:08:28 +0000 UTC View Post
WELCOME TO OUR 2024 CRAMMIES! In this livestream, we award the winners of our Summer Song Remix competition! Crammies... Grammys... get it?
Thank you so much for being patient with our technical difficulties and audio issues; we promise we'll have that all buttoned up for the next time we go live!
Check out the original Summer Remix...
2024-09-21 20:39:44 +0000 UTC View Post
There is an idea, buried deep within every human being, that says "Anywhere I can go, I should go." And so we climb mountains, we sail oceans, we plunge into pitch black caverns, every time with the confidence and entitlement that comes from the idea t...
2024-09-17 08:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
SURPRISE!
WE'VE GOT BONUS VIDEO CONTENT FOR YOU!
To thank you all for being with us by the fireside, we wanted to throw this out as a nice little hump day pick-me-up.
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Unfortunately, there's not enough time in the world to get through all of your amazing fireside question submissions during our regular fireside chats....
2024-09-11 22:58:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Join the cast as they lift Arc 3 over their heads, take off its head and gulp up that delicious Arc juice. Look out for the juice, you're in the SPLASH ZONE! Would you believe we do one of these for every episode? Well, guess what, kiddo, we absolutely...
2024-09-10 07:15:01 +0000 UTC View Post
We are so excited for all of our upcoming bone cone to tide you over till the Arc 4 premiere! Here's our upcoming slate of content in September and October:
Patreon Exclusive:
Sept. 17th: Interlude II: The Clearing
Sept. 21st: The Crammies Livestream (1pm PT)
Sept. 24th: V...
2024-09-07 17:38:39 +0000 UTC View Post
The entire gang is back, in-person, in the studio, talkin' 'bout that INNNcredible arc finale. She's giving chat. She's giving revelations. She's giving...hints at what's to come!? It's true what literally everyone is saying: this hit podcast has everything!
2024-09-03 07:17:25 +0000 UTC
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The arc is now over and it's time to part ways. You've got a long trip ahead of you, why don't you take one for the road? A memento of our time together in the North. Now that the accounts are settled and the elders have a new project to keep th...
2024-08-27 15:04:04 +0000 UTC View Post
In which the gang talks about soup for one (1) hour.
[Producer's note: LOVE all the praise that the sound design has been getting, but I (Taylor) do not make the show alone! Our INDUSTRY LEADING, GLOBE STRIDING sound design should also be credited to the great 2024-08-20 07:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Two great big lenses, like unblinking eyes, spread out upon the table. The better to see you with, my darling. The better to catch you. The better to use you up. Don't ask which, you can't handle the truth, and honestly? Same. Someone's game is over. S...
2024-08-13 15:16:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I Voted! This week, at the top of the ballot is A Great Fireside Chat. Hail to the chief, baby!
The defense makes its closing arguments. The pillars of Umora shake beneath the firmament. A guest speaker makes a short presentation. Weird. Feels like we've been here before.
Catch the public feed to hear the episode with these links, or anywhe...
2024-07-30 11:01:55 +0000 UTC View Post
The tables have turned! The gang is on the upswing! Brennan threatens Erika's land holdings and titles at court! You win or you die! We gettin' ACADEMIC! We are DEFENDING theses! Crackle! Crackle!.*
*the extra period is so you know it's over.
2024-07-23 08:59:01 +0000 UTC
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Everyone comes together in the Keep of the Woodland Green. But time keeps on slipping into the future, like a tree slips towards the sky, with hours left until Ame's judgement day, and still so many muddy rivers to cross. What wouldn't you do to save y...
2024-07-16 10:13:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Get your sea god d*ck off my potatoes, and slide up a stool to chat with the gang about the latest ep, the nature of spirits, and Eursulon's quarterly one-on-one 360 review with the King of Night. You KNOW they're all "showing nhole" for this one, fam, no cap!
2024-07-09 08:15:01 +0000 UTC
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Aren't you thirsty, brother? Here is the well of stars. Here, the dark waters of the river. There, a bubbling spring. Drink deeply, and consider what swims and writhes beneath. For like a forked tongue flicks back and forth, like the great claw taps ag...
2024-07-02 09:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post