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Funny Truck.

I don't think i need to say too much here. This is one of those perfectly titled pieces of art, no further explanation necessary. I'm pretty sure this game only cost a nickel, so you should all probably buy it right now. If i could buy it 5 times i would. One Funny Truck ain't enough, I need 5. 

But i can't even buy a burrito at the d...

Panel-Cast - Free Comic Book Day, a year ago.

This is the the all-time most pointless episode of this show, where i talk about last year's free comic book day stuff because that's how backed up this series is. Normally it doesn't matter too much but it's not like you can walk in and get these now. But if for some reason you're just itching to hear about last year's promotional material for ...

Return of The Virtua Fighter

It's been a while since i busted out Virtua Fighter 5, I'd say it's due. This is the game i play for 10 minutes every couple of years, and will continue to do so until they come out with Virtua Fighter 6.

This time i'm playing as this mentally demented cat person, who has created the weakest fighting style that could ever exist. It's not e...

Alekhine's Gun

What the hell is Alekhine's Gun? What's even an Alekhine? How do i even say that? These are all valid and forever unanswered questions. For it was not by my hand that i came to possess such an item. This mysterious game installed itself when i wasn't looking, so it could sit there daring me to give into my curiosity and play it.

Oh i playe...

Chivalry 2

What random ass free game am i playing stupidly this time? Why, it's Chivalry 2, the most... chivalrous game since Chivalry 1.

You people know by now that i intensely despise online games of this nature. But there's a simplicity to this one that does appeal to me. It could do without the slow leveling up and unlocking and loot boxing moder...

Groovy Tunes: Cannons - Heartbeat Highway

Hey baby it's time for a sexy band. Look at that album cover. There has never in history been an album cover so flawlessly and completely communicative of the album's themes. What you see is what you get, these are the lovey-dovey-ist damn songs you've ever heard in your stupid life. 

Here's a real example of this band's lyrics.

Your Japanese Animes: Chainsaw Man

I had to drop my streaming services before finishing this show but i saw enough to get the basic gist of the characters and general feel of it. It's pretty kickass for what it is, that being your basic shonen monster fighting anime for 15 year olds, but with really cool animation and a lot of yucky violent gore. 

I couldn't really get...

Scott Pilgrim Vs The World Vs Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

Dude, video games, ya know? Here's a happy little talk with myself about Scott Pilgrim that someone asked for. Both the movie from 2010, which i can assure you was very hip and cool at the time, and the new Netflix series which somehow manages to still be hip and cool despite me being 14 years more ancient and jaded.

There was too much to ...

Yakuza 0

I don't know too much about this franchise as a whole but i can tell you one thing about this one. The 0 stands for 0 fucking gameplay. This is not a game. It's a visual novel where occasionally you have to follow a slow moving jackass down the street to the next crappy, voiceless collection of static cut scenes. People love this series. People ...

WRESTLING! Elimination Chamber

Today on Wrestling, a bunch of wrestle happened. It was a good and very big wrestling. Everyone went to the gas station to get some chicken, no wait, that was just me. Wait, i didn't even do that. But i thought about it, and i should have done it. I should do it right now before the gas station closes. Uh oh i better hurry up and get that gas st...

Buff Movie Me: Groovy Tubi Tales

I'm too poor to relax so i axed all my streaming services except for Tubi, which is free, and therefore the only one that matters. On nights when I'm able to successfully melt my brain with enough substances to enjoy entertainment, i happily accept my ad-ucation in exchange for some ad-utainment, because at least the tubi ads don't go off like a...

Puny-Sized Panel-Cast: Storm/Daredevil and Echo

I don't know what's sadder, that Daredevil is too blind to read his own cool comics or that Echo is to deaf to hear me talk about them. But if anyone in the Marvel Universe is blind and deaf it's Storm whenever she tries to cut her own hair or listen to fashion advice, ahyuck. 

That's right, i don't care for mohawk Storm, s...

Buff Movie Anime Buff - Saint Young Men

Each day i pray for my suffering to end but the Lord continues to test me with these trials. Trials of watching cutesy dog shit anime movies that depict his own son in vain, so that i may know the depravity of man's sacrilege.

I need to rest for a thousand years. Let me die and take a mental health millennium or two as a corpse ...

No More Heroes 3: The Thrilling Conclusion.

FUCKHEAD.

Wrestling! Royal Rumble 2024

Congrats to our rumble winners Bayley and Cody, i'm almost as proud of them as I am of my own thumbnail here. The real rumble winners are all of you for getting to see it, click on it, and hear me speak on it. 

Other than that my brain is mush. I can barely form sentences right now because living my life is killing me. I like wrestlin...

Buff Movie Buff: Maniac Cop

My bastard internet is so shit this bastard video took an entire bastard day to upload onto this bastard site. I got a few more to upload which means I'm gonna be battling it all day again, so as usual I'm suffering for you, and if you never see me again it means my bad connection won, and I'm dead in an alley just like the many victims of my he...

Attempts at Gaming 2023.

A lot of games came out this year and I played almost none of them. But i played some, or at least attempted to. I'm not talking about the 10,000 Blue Glow episodes i so graciously blessed you all with this year and many years prior, I'm talking about real gaming. The kind you are not invited to. Real gaming is for me and me alone, and ...

Amazing Comics: Invincible

Robert Kirkman is indirectly responsible for there being a game where Norman Reedus throws poop grenades at slime-lions, so for that he has my respect, but i still think The Walking Dead is uh... you know... sorta gay. Fortunately for all of us, boosting the guy from Boondock Saints' career and being the richest man in the universe wasn't enough...

Doctor Who: Black or Wack?

Doctor Who, a series that was ruined forever, has returned. Can it possibly redeem itself? No. No it absolutely cannot. But I suppose it can try.

As much as i hate to waste my energy saying things that a bunch of nerds have already said for me, just this once i'll add my voice to the choir and say that yes, everything to do with the Chris...

Christmas Movies for 2023

I'm going to round out the year with some festive Holiday text posts, because i'm visiting my people and don't have a microphone or editing software to make videos. So i hope you can read or you're going to hate this like Santa hates my letter demanding Jay and Silent Bob toys every year. He must have gotten lost again because i'm still waiting ...

Groovy Tunes: Vaxis 2 Dawn oF The Spac e worm.

Merry Christmas, you horrible mutants. Here's a Groovy Tunes review that has nothing to do with Christmas. Its from a band i've avoided listening to since they first forced themselves on me in 2004, but someone thought it was important that i hear them again. Coheed and Cambria. Yuck. More like Blowheed and Cumbria. I used to hate this band beca...

REmake: Bad Time Vine

We are now at the part of this Blue Glow series where i have run out of things to write about the game under each episode. So instead i will tell you the story of what i did today. This will surely be a captivating rollercoaster of a tale. 

First i made a patreon post for that baseball cartoon. Then i purchased a Little Caesars Hot n ...

Your Japanese Animes: One Outs

This is a shorter video because i said all that needs saying. One Outs is a baseball anime and it's very good at being a baseball anime. If you're into at least one of those two things it should speak for itself. But don't worry i'm here all the same to articulate it's strengths and make some funny sounds for you all.

Remember the time on ...

Buff Movie Buffs: Ernest Saves Christmas

I haven't seen every single Ernest movie, but i'm pretty sure this is the dumbest one and that's saying something. It's nowhere near the best, but it is Christmas themed which is why i waited a year to put these highlights together. It was recorded last year on the same night as the Jingle All The Way stream so by the time we got to this movie w...

Buff Movie Buffs: Jingle All The Way

Get your asses ready for another manic and loud Buff Movie Buff Riffmas Double Feature! First up is the Holiday Turbo-Classic, Jingle All The Way, which features Arnie punching a reindeer and screaming about cookies. This is either an extremely funny movie, or Gargak and me were just extremely drunk and therefore funny enough for ourselves and t...

REmake Part 9: No More Funny Business

This is probably the slowest moving drunken stumble / senile ramble through a game which can be beaten in 2 hours that anyone's ever witnessed. That's because I'm savoring it. I like this game. Also, I'm too fucking funny to make any progress, both in video games and in life. I'm cursed.

This whole episode is just me stupidly getting back ...

WRESTLING! Return of The Punker (WWE Edition)

I completely forgot about Survivor series, only to be informed by a cacophony of clock people that it is once again clobberin time. I forgot these things are on Saturday now and i was instead nose deep in that most shameful of acts, watching another man's youtube video. In my defense, it was a good video, which is extremely rare.

Despite n...

Buff Movie Scary Spooky Stuff - I am Not a Serial Killer

Some guy on here requested 4 different things and told me to pick one. This overwhelmed me with decision paralysis so i just picked the easiest one, which is this low budget spooky about Christopher Lloyd and his new boy who is a massive step down from Marty Mcfly. This kid is more like Farty McDie.

The other choices were...

A snappy...

Puny sized panelcast: prebador vs wolferime

This puny sized ancillary panel cast mini-sode is a followup to the last month's Halloween special, or at least the star trek part of it is. I got issue 3 and 4 here of the Holo-Ween. So u can see how it ends now. Itz a shorter one tho cuz I wuz hongry Fer pizzer

Also a silver surfer comic cause that guy is cool. Also predatpr cause that...

Buff Movie Buff - Mid 90s

I tried to put this on youtube but it immediately got flagged for "child endangerment" or some stupid shit like that because of one clip where the characters in the movie are smoking pot. Clearly Jonah Hill's fault, not mine. I could sit here and rant to you for an hour about how retarded youtubes policies are but it's nothing new to me so i don...