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2018-12-26 16:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post
More like Super Secret First Class Mistletoe, eh? Hint hint nudge nudge.
Merry Christmas.
2018-12-25 01:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHere's another of those direct-off-the-modular recordings.
No lyrics this time.
Thank Fuma it's only a minute long.
2018-12-24 01:51:21 +0000 UTC View PostThe only thing scarier than the Duchess of Daisies is the Kringle. I don't know who thought this concept of combining the two would be a good marketing strategy for Persoc-Itoome, but I suspect Bodb.
2018-12-23 01:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostSomehow Rick2tails has persuaded Wadi & Zandar to take part in his community theatre production of A Christmas Carol.
Wadi is ad-libbing but he's at least keeping with the spirit of the role. Zandar clearly didn't read the script and is sticking with the one thing she knows.
2018-12-22 01:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostLiz has a present for you! What did you get for her?
2018-12-21 01:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a thing I threatened to do a while back: Post short experimental recordings taken directly from the modular, with no overdubbing or post-production.
If you must know what the robot is saying ...
Oh yeah baby. That's what I'm talking about.
I'm walking down the street, sipping gin and juice.  ...
2018-12-20 05:10:22 +0000 UTC View PostFor a moment I gave in to sheer panic as I imagined the prospect of a squadron of bloodthirsty Shrub Knights hunting for me.
But as I thought about it further, the panic subsided. I had seen these Shrub Knights in action, and although they had technically bested my troops in battle, those troops were idiots - and the Knights were arm...
2018-12-20 03:26:00 +0000 UTC View PostLooks like the girls were very sloppy with the milk when they made that cocoa.
2018-12-18 01:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostHere they are, swapping tips and stories.
2018-12-17 01:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostThis is a procedural tune that relies heavily on an analog-to-digital converter translating a slow triangle wave into an 8 bit value which is sampled at clock intervals based on the musical tempo. These 8 bits are either ON or OFF, and can be patched out separately to trigger sonic events / turn sections on & off. The event densi...
2018-12-16 19:06:07 +0000 UTC View PostEarly precursor to airport security checks.
PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/23062807
Your courtesy link to yet another synthesizer jam. I've been having loads of fun with this stuff. Thanks to you guys for helping me pay for it.
2018-12-15 15:51:56 +0000 UTC View PostI think (and CTN confirms) that she is referring to those round lumps in the pan, which are allegedly chestnuts, rumored to have been roasting over an as-yet-unidentified open fire.
This is the last Doodle on my list. If you haven't requested one, or if I somehow missed it, please state it for me in the comments below. As of this post...
2018-12-15 01:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostA very naughty Santa! I'm not sure what department store Walter Reimer does his Christmas shopping at, but .. I've never seen anything like this at my local JC Pennys.
One Doodle left to upload! If you haven't requested one yet, there's still time. Put it in the comments below.
2018-12-14 01:01:33 +0000 UTC View PostI exclaimed as I fully realised what I had done. Lowfolk artifacts were barred from this Gate for a good reason! Probably!!
I quickly dropped the book and cringed away from it, just in case it wanted to explode, or melt, or burst into a puff of poison gas or something.
The book lay quietly on the floor where I had dropped...
2018-12-13 02:57:05 +0000 UTC View PostAccording to Calatin, this is Dani .. but in order to be "tricking" there must be a degree of uncertainty.
2018-12-13 01:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostThis was mostly written by Eric Costello. See how much livelier it is than the previous one Estvan recorded for me?
2018-12-13 00:08:38 +0000 UTC View PostUsing the MicroBurst as a VCA (voltage controlled attenuator) to chop a steady running signal into staccato notes.
2018-12-12 15:52:39 +0000 UTC View PostHoliday moochings, more like. While the old tod decimates your larder, the beetle will wreak havoc among your sweaters. Eric Costello could tell such tales...
2018-12-12 01:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostMegaPeacockMan asked for "jerking off so it looks like snow" but I have no idea how that would work - and it would surely exceed the R rating of Doodle Club. So please enjoy this feeble substitution:
Dani masturbating, and it looks like snow.
More Doodles coming.
2018-12-11 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View Postthat my earnings total now says $501.
For the past two days I've pretty much assumed that was a mirage, but it's still there today and can no longer be explained as a coffee hallucination, a weather balloon, or swamp gas. I don't know how it happened; my Patron increases last week don't add up to this. I must assume this is some form ...
2018-12-11 00:13:48 +0000 UTC View PostIt's nice to see somebody relaxing with her work all done. Tales of this blessed state have been told by Simone Spinozzi, but I'm not sure I believe them.
2018-12-10 01:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostAnd wearing the uniform of the Temporal Corps? I wonder if Major Matt Mason knows about this?
(Tali is "tm" M.M.Marmel)
As recorded by that imminent scholar and elflorist, typeandkey: Bizarre Yuletide practices intended to ward off the Kringle! It seems Burnside has been dressed in the garb of a sacrificial victim, and trussed to the top of the ceremonial Baum.
2018-12-08 01:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostHere's the goddess in a frosty mood, as beheld by that prophet & mystic Serge Wolf.
More Doodles coming! If I'm going out of order it's because some of the requests depend on me looking up a reference image, which I haven't done yet.
2018-12-07 03:18:15 +0000 UTC View PostI watched Ethel leave. That femme was dangerous! She was devastatingly beautiful, adorably cold-blooded, and her Wiles abilities were beyond compare! If she came back, I was definitely going to have to go on the offensive, just for my own protection. Perhaps if I whisked her off her feet with some elvish dance moves, she wou...
2018-12-06 03:30:40 +0000 UTC View Post