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Tonight on PBS

Walter Reimer reminded me of this show which I dimly remember being bored by when I was a mere scamp.

A clear Rules violation

KT likes to live on the edge while pushing the envelope out of the box and shifting the goal posts paradigm!

"Yes,"

Ash confirmed.  "I really think so.  Elves do not lie.  Burnside is the most experienced person currently in your employ - aside from Lana and myself, of course - and is therefore the most logical choice.  Being an elf makes her inherently more valuable and more likely to succeed than any of your lowfolk underlings.  And...

Continuing Coverage

CTN insisted that Adler stay with this very important story taking place on the streets of Anytown!

It's hot in the summertime

St_Veronika is sweltering in the heat!

LNAF 7 (aka I need to take an exposition dump)

There's a new crop of Doodles to work on, so it could be weeks before I get back to this ... if I ever do.  I have a couple of comedy ideas, and the potential for some dramatic emotion later on.  We'll see.

Last Night at Freddy's, chapter 7

(everyone is in the main dining room, staring at Fexa and Bonfie ly...

Zandar's Saga 666

An Unseelie page to go with a sinister number.

Also your July Kelly pinup.

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Doodles of July

It's a new month again.  Here's the rules if you need a reminder.

1.  R rated or tamer.  Nudity OK, female preferred.  Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed so "nothing shows."

2.  My characters or yours.  Third party characters only with well documented permission. &n...

LNAF 6 (aka it's wafer thin)

I filled in the bit to get to the next important bit I wrote, and this isn't it.  Kind of a short chapter, but it would have been really long otherwise so I broke it off where there could logically be a dip-to-black-and-fade-up.

Last Night at Freddie's, chapter 6

(in the security office.  Golden ...

Lana's Work Day 14

The key to corporate success is not productivity, but just looking busy when the boss is around.

LNAF 5 (aka just when you thought it was safe)

Inspiration didn't so much strike as lean on me for this one.

Last Night at Freddy's, chapter 5

(Bonnie and Freddy are staring at Frenni, who is collapsed on the floor in front of the Pirate's Cove)

Bonnie:  Uhhh, are you okay?

Frenni:  (instantly stands up, perfectly normal)  I'...

Burnside eagerly raised her machete.

"Ooh, ooh, pick me," she insisted.  "I volunteer for this here dangerous deep cover mission!  For the good o' the cause I'll valiantly place my life on the line!"

I raised my eyebrows and looked hopefully at the other three.

"I can...

Lana's Work Day 13

This may explain a lot.

Lana's Work Day 12

Don't want to spend any more time than necessary in this boring department.

LNAF 4 (aka there is no escape)

Actually, after this chapter I relent, because this is as far as I got.  There's another scene with all the girls and a very clever deduction by Bonnie, but it takes place a lot later and I would have to write the part in between to get us there first.

Last Night at Freddy's, Chapter 4

(in the prize c...

Lana's work day 11

I think I have pizzas on the brain.

LNAF 3 (aka You'll read it and like it!)

There are starving children in Africa who don't have enough FNAF fanfics to read, you know.

Last Night at Freddy's, chapter 3

(in the manager's office, one crate open and four more sitting around)

Frenni:  What do you mean, insane?  I was just trying to come up with a plausible scenario! &n...

Lana's Work Day 10

Just making sure she still has to do this.

Baloo Balleerie

This is, as far as I know, an old Scottish lullaby.  That's me singing and playing all instruments.  The lyrics are in some kind of old Scots dialect.

I don't know what "baloo balleerie" means.  It is probably nonsense or it might be derived from an old Gaelic phrase but I'm sure the meaning is irrelevant.  Each line en...

LNAF 2 (aka I might as well)

Due to the overwhelming response to Chapter 1, here's the next part for your perusal.  Mainly because I didn't get anything done today and Lana's office tour therefore can't resume until tomorrow.

Last Night at Freddy's, chapter 2

(Freddy is in the manager's office, looking in horror at a crate he has...

LNAF 1 (aka what do I do with this)

Recently YouTube sucked me into a rabbit hole of Five Nights at Freddy's GMod roleplays.  Most of them seem to be made by little kids and are completely unwatchable, but I found a few I like and I am hooked.  I never played FNAF because the concept just didn't interest me and the gameplay looked atrocious ... however these fan adventur...

"I believe,"

I repeated into the Mumble-Mug, "that one of my coven members is actually a Changeling."

"Are you sure?" Ash demanded.  "Is there evidence?  Did you test this?"

"There's evidence," I declared.  "She can use elfmind.  She was able to perform a simple Sparkle Glamer entirely on her own without any lessons, and she b...

Zandar's Saga 665

Herr Doktor Cheapschott seems excited to be back in Fuchsland.

The Ballad will be posted in a little while.  It's not quite ready yet.

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Liz's cake

Looks like we have another birthday this month, and it's Mr.Opossum, star of the hit MGM film "You Only Play Dead Twice."

Fizan's application interview

Typeandkey warned us she was coming.  Lana will keep that resume on file in a lead lined cabinet.

Idle hands

Hendak wanted to see what these clowns in the joke-writers' room did when Lana wasn't around.

A grim apparition

Continuing Decadent Arsenic's eldritch Southern-gothic ferret epic.

Come on, Ivor, why you gotta be like that to your old sweetheart?

Placeholder

Steviebear Maxwell's birthday is sometime this month.  No idea what's happening off-panel, but from the sound of it I would guess that the cake is being brought out.

A potential backer

Runei Stillwater planned this meeting, even borrowing a special conference table from the local preschool to make Rina more comfortable.  We forgot to account for the fact that Lana's Diplomacy stat is even lower than the kiddie chair she was obliged to sit in.  Should have sent the Fawn instead.

Tonight's your last chance to req...

Listening to Ash talk

reminded me how much I disliked him.  It would have done no good to say so aloud (and he already knew, anyway) so I just gritted my teeth and let him talk.

"To return to the pending issue," he continued,  "it would be much easier to throw Didelphis to the mob and be done with it.  The wicked witch gets burned alive, the publ...