but I couldn't leave Burnside unsupervised. The time-slip might allow her to get away, or perpetrate some other manner of villainy while I wasn't looking! I got dressed and awkwardly pulled her assassin's cloak back onto her semi-conscious form. Then I lugged her down the stairs and out through the Gate into the stone cir...
2021-04-01 01:57:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I guess those 5-hour energy drinks really work.
2021-03-30 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I guess the FurAffinity Song Contest is over, so I can post this here where it belongs.
All real instruments; no synthesizers.
2021-03-29 01:44:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's an old thing from 2001. General MIDI sequenced drums (this must have been one of the last things before my old computer with Cakewalk 2.0 on it died), real bass & guitar, and audio samples from two late 90s movies: "Mystery Men" and "The Impostors."
2021-03-28 02:34:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't try this at home! Merle is a professional lab animal.
2021-03-27 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The Athstead Office of the Watch has become a veritable den of iniquity under Lieutenant Supial's command!
2021-03-26 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I snarled while applying my most powerful Orgasmic Touch.
"Ohhhhh," Burnside moaned. "I didn't do nothin' honey, I been here distractin' you."
"What did THEY do then?" I demanded, keeping on the pressure. "Why can't I scry outside the forest?"
"Ahhhhh," Burnside gasped. "I don't rightly know. It was them...
2021-03-25 01:56:56 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the only possible explanation!
2021-03-23 23:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
You're learning things about Green Succubus physiology.
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You might recognize that name, but rest assured this character is not based on any real person.
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Oh hey, remember what was happening in this story?
Neither do I!
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I thought I had cleverly fended off an assassination attempt, when in actuality I had fallen for the simplest ruse in the book! Of COURSE the Duchess wouldn't have sent Burnside alone! There must be someone else, messing with my operations in the lowfolk world while I was busy being distracted here in Faerie! My hairdresser cul...
2021-03-18 01:18:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Featuring samples from a song by the same name, by Sister Mary Nelson (part of the Smithsonian Folkways Anthology.)
2021-03-17 01:22:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Steviebear Maxwell's folf twin Roman is having entirely too much fun with Dani Thermopoulos.
2021-03-17 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Bormac and companion are recharging after a vigorous data exchange.
Absolute last chance to request a Doodle this month! The deadline is midnight (Eastern - New York timezone) tonight.
2021-03-15 23:43:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Hendak requested it but I think we all wanted to see it.
Tomorrow is the deadline to request a Doodle. I have Bormac & Steviebear in the queue. If you are neither of these people and you haven't had a Doodle yet this month, put in your request NOW in the comments below.
2021-03-15 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't speak German so I'm assuming she says something like "You drive the same way you schtup: Very fast, with a disregard for signals."
I'm sure Rick2tails will tell us what it really means.
2021-03-13 23:07:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Mistakes were made. Simone Spinozzi could tell you all about it.
2021-03-13 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Who's this guy? (You might be able to guess his name, or at least get pretty close)
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<... 2021-03-12 00:52:42 +0000 UTC View PostI inquired, somewhat uneasily. "What exactly was your assignment?"
"Well, I was supposed to try to assassinate you," Burnside admitted with a shrug. "But if that didn't work out, my secondary task was to keep you distracted for a while."
2021-03-11 02:37:29 +0000 UTC
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Or were they completely circumvented? Only Runei Stillwater knows for sure.
2021-03-10 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
... a cute little wolf cub, according to Major Matt Mason.
2021-03-09 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't see how her boyfriend's species has any bearing on this issue, but Walter Reimer maintains it's the key to the whole affair!
2021-03-08 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
According to film historian Eric Costello, this is the point where the director started chugging Pepto-Bismol straight from the bottle.
2021-03-07 01:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Serge Skunk wanted to see Frostheart & Adler competing, but this time Adler chooses the game. Vulpitanian Frontgammon! A true elves' game!
2021-03-06 01:02:58 +0000 UTC View Post
That devout monk CTN requested this image upon which to meditate: Hester, Fuma, and special guest Bastet, all viewed from behind.
2021-03-05 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI explained. "Now tell me how you survived and what is your purpose in coming here now."
"Nuh uh uh," Burnside taunted. "I already said I ain't tellin. You'll have to ravish me pretty hard to make me talk. And you better search me real good to make sure I ain't packin a spare blade someplace."
2021-03-04 03:18:29 +0000 UTC
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