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While Lysander got ready to go,

and Rebecca finished her bowl of stew, I took a moment to reflect:  With my hair cult completely disbanded, it seemed I was back to square one again.  I had thought I was making good progress with them, but they crumpled at the first sign of adversity.  Obviously my first mistake was indulging their obsession with hairstyles, whic...

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Zandar's Saga 594

Zandar's Saga 594

A day late but not a dollar short, for which I thank you.  I like to complain about being busy but really it is my crappy time management skills that get me into these predicaments.

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This is not Zandar's Saga (Vulpine 2)

This is not Zandar's Saga (Vulpine 2)

I need another quarantine so people will leave me alone and let me get my work done.

Friday I went grocery shopping and I didn't think about Zandar that day.  It was the 18th!  I had plenty of time!  But then Saturday I worked, running the sound board all day at an outdoor festival.  When I got home I was tired, hungry,...

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Pop Thermopoulos has his day

Pop Thermopoulos has his day

CTN insisted that the sisters stop feuding long enough to honor their dear old dad.

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Impudica the Hothouse Flower 18

Impudica the Hothouse Flower 18

And that's all there is of that one.

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Impudica the Hothouse Flower 17

Impudica the Hothouse Flower 17

There's only one more page of this.

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The Twiddler

The Twiddler

Here's a relic from 2002.

"The Twiddler" is an old hard drive motor that I attached an audio jack to.  It makes a "woop woop" sound when I twist the spindle.  Accompanied by a sampled drum loop and me playing electric bass.  GROOVY!

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"Okay, I'm convinced,"

"Okay, I'm convinced,"

Rebecca declared.  "I guess I'll have to go with the Seelie option, since Unseelie sounds totally gross."

"Ain't nothin gross about guttin' your enemies," Burnside protested.  "It's the beauty of nature!  Fuma put all them organs in there for to be squished!"

"Yuck," Rebecca winced.  "Just one question, Lord Rambl...

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When the princess conquers you...

When the princess conquers you...

You STAY conquered!  Hendak discreetly intimated that she would reciprocate this tod's advances once she understood what he was saying.  

The deed done, she needs to re-arm and get back to protecting the realm from evildoers.

He will be sore for a few days but the memory will last a lifetime.

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Peeping bot!

Peeping bot!

Bormac, being synthetic, does not need a space suit to go outside - and therefore gets assigned a lot of exterior maintenance jobs on the station.  This is one of those times when she was cleanin' windows and saw something she liked...

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Apparently the mandate has not been lifted

Apparently the mandate has not been lifted

Not in THIS store, at any rate!  Decadent Arsenic wanted to see an emerald tree monitor giving Cassandra a stern glare for her irresponsible antics.  She's got the eyes for delivering an extra-powerful glower!

The deadline for requests is the 15th, just 2 days away.  I have ones for Bormac and CTN still in the queue.  I...

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Weeb level increased

Weeb level increased

Runei Stillwater wanted pictorial evidence of Rina at the convention, dressing up as some sort of anime character.  Her cosplay is only as accurate as my drawing!  Can anybody guess the character?

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Zandar's Saga 593

Zandar's Saga 593

Things suddenly take a dramatic turn!

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Krista has PERSOCKITY VITALITY

Krista has PERSOCKITY VITALITY

Rick 2tails wanted to see what would happen if the little sugar junkie got hold of a bottle of Persoc-Itoome.  WELL IT AIN'T PURTY!

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"Take a moment to consider,"

"Take a moment to consider,"

I declared to Rebecca.  "If, as you said a few minutes ago, my stew has caused all values to reverse and bad is now good and good is now bad, then by that reasoning, in order to do evil you would have to do good."

"Your logic is sound," Rebecca replied thoughtfully.  "But something about it doesn't seem -"

"THAT'S PREPOSTER...

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Romancing the Bot

Romancing the Bot

Simone Spinozzi wanted to gaze into Robota's optical sensors.

"Oh Sir," she sighs.  "Would you like me to resume your 80s yacht rock playlist?"

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Floozies gonna flooz

Floozies gonna flooz

Things got a little TOO hot in the hot tub at Steviebear Maxwell's birthday-suit birthday party this year.

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Distraction Vacuum

Distraction Vacuum

I don't know what Serge Skunk is watching on TV, but it's nowhere near as interesting as Robota's floor-cleaning routine.

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Twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

Twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

Major Matt Mason told us all about the time Sunny got a new frock.

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Lighten up, you look great in it.

Lighten up, you look great in it.

Walter Reimer tells us of exotic alien customs.

I feel like mentioning, for no particular reason as I post this Doodle at 10:49pm, a really nice thing that I liked about 2020 was the fact that nobody expected me to go out and do things.  My time was completely my own and I could do WHAT I wanted WHEN I wanted.  Now my social cale...

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Public Enemy Number One (and Two)

Public Enemy Number One (and Two)

Eric Costello is telling a story of how a two-bit bootlegger became the NYPD's Most Wanted overnight.

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Put them in the iron maiden

Put them in the iron maiden

Those of you who have lived rightly will know how properly to respond to that subject line.

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"Mmmm, it smells heavenly."

 "- I mean hellish," Rebecca murmured as I handed her a bowl of stew.  "OHHH it's delicious," she added after her first mouthful.  "Moss and bugs shouldn't taste this good!  It's clearly a result of your dark powers, isn't it?  I can feel its dark energy pulsing within me, taking me over and subsuming my will, replacing ...

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Bormac 10

Bormac 10

Contact has been established.

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Zandar's Saga 592

Zandar's Saga 592

And this month's Kelly pinup.  The calendar girl was doing a Super Model Pout (tm) but I changed it to something more pleasant.

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June Doodles

It's that time again.

1. Requests must appear as comments on the latest, most recent Super Secret Double First Class tier Doodle post!

2.  Deadline for requests is the 15th of the month.

3.  Rating R or tamer.  Nudity is OK; female preferred.  Males can't have erections showing, and venery scenes will be com...

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Cassandra, for shame!

Cassandra, for shame!

She's a cheatin' ho!!

You're the cashier; what do you do?

(and yes, Bruce should have said "credit cod" but I wasn't sure that would make sense)

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Computer terminal?

Computer terminal?

Maybe Bormac will be able to get some answers here.

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Midnight to 3am on WDMV

Midnight to 3am on WDMV

Serge's character Maxwell Adams is here to initiate us into the mysteries of Low Budget Horror Movies.

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The Swarm

The Swarm

Time once again to abuse your eardrums.  Shall I pick something dreadful from the archive, or something obnoxious from the modular synth?

Eenie-meenie-minie-moe ...

Synth it is.  Enjoy another half baked idea, this time with shifting arpeggios and varying thickness of delay.

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