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Lana's work day 5

This room first?  Really?  I hope Lana knows what she's doing.

Marvelous Mallow Munch

Typeandkey remembers these goofy ads that used to run during the Saturday morning cartoon block.  I think they were produced by the same studio that made the "Frantic Ferret" show.  Zandar would concoct these elaborate plans to steal Adler's cereal, but the plans would always backfire.

The cereal itself was okay, but their "Oops,...

Liz is ready for summer

Mr.Opossum (the Marsupial with the Golden Gun) spotted Liz on the Boardwalk this past weekend.

Tonight is the absolute last chance to request a Doodle.

Three's a crowd

Rick2tails persuaded and cajoled (honestly he didn't have to beg very hard) and got what he wanted ... but Yuri knows something the other two don't.

Tomorrow is the deadline to make your request.  I have Mr.Opossum, Typeandkey, Decadent, Primordial, Steviebear, and Rochelle still in the queue.  If you're not them and you haven't ...

Lana's work day 4

As you can see, Ms. Lynne is a delight to work for.

The cake is a mistake

Major Matt Mason should have known, the Wolf Queen is a femme that does not belong in the kitchen!  And hold on - isn't it UNSEELIE to cook people???

Gotta whole lotta skunk

Serge Skunk wanted to see Miranda posing nude and "teasing" the viewer.  So are you teased?

Zandar's Saga 661

Zandar recognizes the name of that ship.

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"This here plan is gettin too dang convoluted!"

Burnside protested, brandishing her machete.  "Just send me out to stab somebody.  It'll be simple.  I can just go out, gut everyone who gets in my way, save the dumb baker femme that you ain't never even laid eyes on nor spoken to so it's a wonder you care about her at all, an drag Didelphis back here for judgement.  I'll ge...

Lana's work day 3

Whoah!  The Patrometer shot up to 82!  These numbers are dangerously unstable!  It could blow at any minute!

Meanwhile, Lana has a warm greeting for the staff coming into the building every morning.

Rowdy robotic ruckus!

RooCat_UK gave us a play-by-play of the maintenance crew's attempt to diagnose whatever is wrong with Robota XL.

Consolation prize

Since Dotsuo ate the anniversary cake, Walter Reimer suggested that pie be served instead.  Here's Westersloe Winterbough V serving one up to "Le Minque," that notorious International Bearded Indefinite, who absolutely Had It Coming.

Yarn Floozy floozin' up the place

She's doing her part to boost morale around the office!

The internal skeleton makes this one quite poseable.  The hips don't bend as far as I'd like (well, actually they do, but outside a very limited range they start to look nightmarish.)

Classic arcade action

Runei Stillwater insists this was supposed to be a pinup shoot, but Rina got distracted playing the game.

Lana's Work Day 2

You can clearly see that Ms. Lynne is the force that keeps the office functioning.

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And just like that, the Patrometer has dropped to 79 again.  Looks like the tour is over.

What kind of healing???

Oh no!  St_Veronika has injured one of her gorgeous gams!  Fortunately Miss Thompson is here to help.

I can't believe he ate the whole thing

Eric Costello has been writing stories set in Faerie (a generation earlier than the Ballad of Adler Young) for ten years now.  Looks like Dotsuo has postponed the celebration for everyone else.

Lana's work day 1

Still holding at 80 Patrons, so here's a beginning ...

Trouble!

CTN wanted to see some "mishap" in the aftermath of Human Lovers Club activities.  The rabbit is right though; this should have been impossible between humans and furries.

"Right now I only see one way out of this,"

I explained.  "We must convince the town and the rabbits that Didelphis is lying.  She actually is, so it shouldn't be that hard.  There are several ways to do it, but I need to hear back from my Ixies before I can work out the details.  Whichever way it winds up being accomplished, there are two possible outcomes:  One ...

Evidence

Now I guess we know what a certain legal Floozy was doing for most of the 20th century.

Also, you absolute maniacs!!  The Patrometer says 80 tonight, which means Lana has to do the thing (i.e. I have extra work to do now, thanks a lot...)  You all are the most awesome bunch of Patrons that ever Patered a Pate.

Brawl Update 4

More shenanigans from 1996.  That little Betty Bunny plushie sure was lewd.

79 patrons on the Patrometer today!  Lana is getting nervous, I bet!

Zandar's Saga 660

Drama at the aerodrome!

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May we have some Doodles?

Yes, we May!

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1.  R rated or tamer.  Nudity OK, female preferred.  Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed so "nothing shows."

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The May 2023 Kelly pinup

Spring is in the air!  Fruity cocktails are in the glass!

Lana gives it some thought

The Patron counter sits at 77.  Only three more will break the impossible 80 threshold and compel Lana to give that office tour and get sheared.  It isn't likely to happen, but she's mentally preparing, just in case.

Dallas Brawl 3

A bit of meta humor from 1996, and the other thing from the boardinghouse:  The upstairs hall closet emanated a "feeling of inexplicable dread."  Other players' characters came to investigate.

Dance of the Faceless President 3

Maybe don't just rush up and assault people without permission.

Dance of the Faceless President 2

The title is nonsensical.  I don't remember now how I came up with it, but it probably is not a reference to anything.

Blast it!

How was I supposed to make a decision with incomplete information?

"I need a team of the sneakiest Ixies to go into town and find out what's happening," I instructed.  "I want to know when the trial is, who the judge will be, if there is a ju...