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Nier: Analtomata (animation by d-art)

Did you know that 2B weighs around 150kg/330 pounds?

Insert played out joke here like The Legend of Whorra

I didn't Korra was as bad as people say it is but after looking at some of the uh content for the series online, I guess some people are just very... opinionated

The Tali Caption

It's not pawsible for me to post it here, so if you do knot wanna miss it, check the Discord #releases channel

Nier Automata: Ending [A]nal (Preview)

It's using the font from the game so it's obviously from the game, right? 

October's 1st Poll (Runner Ups Edition!)

Chubbycubus (art by catbuchi)

tfw no chubby sex starved succubus gf

Succubuxom (Preview)

The pandemic has hit us all, please summon your chubby succubi too, they have needs like everyone else

Bioware please hire me (Preview)

Not everything I write is super 100% lore compliant but I'm pretty sure it's better than whatever they've been doing for the past few years

September's 2nd poll

Sword of Light Remaster (Preview)

I thought about bringing some older stuff into Ao3 but, after reading it, I'm not super happy with my old work. Fully rewriting it would take forever, so I'm just giving it a few editing passes until I don't completely hate it. Here's a preview of something I wrote in 2017. It's not great but hey, might be fun.

I'm also a little shit and d...

One Butt Man (art by Mogudan)

Very funny title huh I'm a master jokester 

Who's this sassy... buttslut?

One Punch Man smut is always the funniest when you remember characters look like this 

I'm on Ao3 now

Ao3 will be my main hub for long-form writing now. I don't dislike HF, but it's obvious that writing isn't their priority and their layout isn't the best. If y'all could subscribe to me there, it would really help out. 

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Fetish salad with extra dressing

Not super happy with how this came out cause today is a bad mental health day and editing it was a nightmare, but if I didn't post it today it would be stuck in my backlog for the next four months so here it is

September's 1st Poll

At this point I'm just writing word salad smut

This joke was funnier when I had all the tags listed here but patreon yelled at me for using bad words 

Futa Night In-Birth

What's that? Not a caption? Actual long form writing from F? Who's this impostor who took our favorite anthropomorphic letter's place??

But yeah, I've had a few projects like this stuck for a while and I'm finally making progress on them (except for a cursed CYOA we won't talk about for now).

I wanted to post this to Ao3 but I still ...

Persona 5 DLC

I already made that joke before 

Download the attachment to see the full thing cause this one is spicier than the usual content

Charge Upfront Enabled

TL;DR: Charge Upfront is now enabled, nothing changes for you if you're already subscribed, don't sweat it.

If you've been to the patron's Discord server, you probably already saw me joke about how there's always people who leave at the last day of the month before their charge is processed.

To be ho...

Angel is not in KoFXV's roster

Things really went downhill for her, huh

Please remember to hydrate

(I'm probably finishing this today but I still wanted to post this preview cause the crop was too good to pass, sorry) 

Twisted femdom with a twist (art by Mare_ten)

Wow could you imagine me writing femdom? Never seen before content in this website

The Big Dinner (or lack thereof)

Kinda dumb post but I feel like disclosure is always important, even for more jokey tiers like TBD.

You might have noticed I haven't posted a food picture in two months, and that's correct, I've decided to take the executive decision of being as frugal as possible (accidently YCH auctions notwithstanding) to save up for something else an...

Personal 5 Royal added some really weird scenes, huh

I'm not "extremely behind" my poll rewards, it's called being "fashionably late", alright?

August's 2nd Poll

Replenishing your salts after working out

This is the 100th post under the "Full Quality Releases" tag. I wouldn't have invested into my writing hobby if it wasn't for everyone's support, so thank you all again for helping me out.

Mommy milkies (but with a twist)

Left this one sitting on the drawer after finishing it for too long, wasn't really sure if I liked it but hey, done is better than perfect

The huge bitch from RE

Imagine going through the trouble of navigating Japanese website to try to find the font Capcom has been using for the subtitles in the last RE games lmao

It's fot-udkakugo_smallpr6-m. That's the font. 

August's 1st Poll

New Mass Effect DLC (art by Naranjou)

If this route was included in the Legendary Edition I wouldn't even be that mad about ME3's ending