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Goggles of the Arcanist - [Magic Item Monday]

It's another magic item from our homebrew world of Talia

Sure they look like a pair of goggles straight out of steampunk, but Talia is a mixture of technology and magic, so they'd look right at home here. These goggles have two brass eyepieces attached to an adjustable, dark brown leather strap. 

The brass housing that holds eac...

Deep Dive - 5/12/2022

Now that our new star spawn overlords have seen fit to release us from reality, we are on to the next deep dive! We'll go ahead and keep the Bard class since it got 2nd place last time, but here are a few more monsters to haunt your dreams.

Belch & Samuel Belick [Drop-In NPCs]

As thanks for being our patron, here are the PDFs for our latest Drop-In NPCs! They have also been added to our Homebrew Hoard on Google Drive.

You can find them on our website at: https://dumpstatadventures.com/dropin-npcs/belch-samuel-belic...

Deep Dive - Star Spawn [Early Access]

If you’ve ever looked up into the night sky and knew without a doubt, that there was some awe-inspiring being from a different dimension looking down upon you, then you aren’t wrong. Up in the vast field of stars are the ancient elder evils who have slipped into our worlds from the 2022-04-25 20:25:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Kobold Treatise [Monster Thursday]

Kobolds are just the best. I don't think anyone can argue me on that. Kobolds are the best, and anyone who says any differently is just jealous that they aren't a dragon. This week, I wanted to create more kobolds who fill different niches in combat, but also kobolds that are stronger than just CR 1 monsters. Kobolds can be powerful foes if you ...

Sleepless Amulet - [Magic Item Monday]

It's been a long week here, so I'm posting something from the Cursed Items book, available in our store. I've added new art to this cursed amulet, so that's a bonus!

At first, this amulet may seem like it has some benefits, but you'll quickly re...

Deep Dive - 4/28/2022

With the Berbalang outta here, its time we looked at our next monster. We'll keep star spawns from last week since they got 2nd place, but here are a bunch of new monsters to flee in panic from (or to sing a song too).

Bezar Tharnuth & Nicodemo Valdis [Drop-In NPCs]

As thanks for being our patron, here are the PDFs for our latest Drop-In NPCs! They have also been added to our Homebrew Hoard on Google Drive.

You can find them on our website at: https://dumpstatadventures.com/dropin-npcs/bezar-t...

Deep Dive - The Berbalang [Early Access]

Berbalangs are mythical creatures in Filipino culture where they are winged ghouls who eat human flesh, because of course they do. In Dungeons & Dragons, they scour the Astral Plane for lost knowledge, something they aren’t known for in the real-world legends. In any version, they seek out the flesh of the dead, devouring it greed...

Clockwork Codex [Monster Thursday]

Our horrific monsters for this week are wholly machine, creatures made of clockwork gears, springs, and complex mechanical operations. While machines can't think, magic has been infused into their metal body, granting them some semblance of life. Most people aren't going to be interacting with such beings, due to the cost of building them, but I...

Figurines of Wondrous Power - [Magic Item Monday]

I am a day late, but I swear I had this one done and forgot to click post. Even though we have two cats here in my house, I am not much of a cat person. These figurines can satisfy all your cat lover's needs, as there is a variety for one to find out in the world. Each has its powers, abilities, and personalities, as all cats do.

Burning Building - Encounter Location [Printer Friendly]

Thank you for being our patron, and here is the printer-friendly version of Burning Building -Encounter Location!

All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests as quickl...

April Sticker - Addresses

Our next stickers are going out in just a few days! They will be mailed on Friday (April 8th) and you should be getting them within the coming weeks. If you don't have your address added to Patreon AND for Dump Stat to see, there is still time for you to get this sticker. Please update or verify your address by Thursday night (A...

Deep Dive Poll - 4/14/2022

We hope you enjoyed the Drow, now time to gaze upon what comes next. All of the following options were taken from Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes, so we are getting into some odd and weird monsters!

Roger Godberd & Sheriff Wendenal [Drop-In NPCs]

As thanks for being our patron, here are the PDFs for our latest Drop-In NPCs! They have also been added to our Homebrew Hoard on Google Drive.

You can find them on our website at: https://dumpstatadventures.com/dropin-npcs/roger-g...

Deep Dive - One-Shot Wonders [Early Access]

In honor of April Fool’s tomorrow (well, not for you patrons we get to read this early), we have decided to look at some monsters you might have first thought were a giant April Fool’s joke. The criteria for these monsters is that they only show up in one or two editions, at most, 2022-03-29 17:52:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Pirate Codex [Monster Thursday]

This week we are looking at pirates! These scallywags drift across the seas, seeking infamy and treasure in equal measure as they strike fear in all those they cross. I'm currently running a pirate-focused campaign, and so my mind has been in the deep oceans of pirates - though, they are far more democratic than I could have possibly ever imagin...

Armor - [Magic Item Monday]

Here are a few new magic items. Today we are going to look at two sets of armor, one of which even a spellcaster can use.

Art by Fat Goblin Games

Kinko & Yvon Rolath [Drop-In NPCs]

As thanks for being our patron, here are the PDFs for our latest Drop-In NPCs! They have also been added to our Homebrew Hoard on Google Drive.

You can find them on our website at: https://dumpstatadventures.com/dropin-npcs/kinko-yvon-rolath 2022-03-16 14:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Deep Dive - The Drow [Early Access]

The Drow hit people in different ways, with some who absolutely love their evil and cruel nature, and others who can’t see past the shadows and gloom. They have been a major presence throughout many of the editions, leaving their mark across Dungeons & Dragons. From the Drow anti-hero Drizzt Do'Urden to the demon queen Lolth, the ...

Dump Stat Stickers - April 2022

We need help deciding what is our next sticker for Dump Stat! This sticker will be sent out to our $5 and up patrons for free in April and available in our store to all in May. The following options are based on our Deep Dives from December, January, February, and a few others from past Deep Dives.

Aboleth Treatise [Monster Thursday]

Aboleths are weird primordial fish creatures - they are also pretty exciting to create a campaign around. They once held an ancient empire, but are now in hiding as they regain their numbers and increase their power, their plots slowly churning to retake their lost lands. This time, I'm adding something new, which is a short paragraph on the tac...

Twin Revolvers of the Dragon

A new artifact from Talia

One-Shot: Blades in the Dark - March 25, 2022

I (Stephen) am going to be running a one-shot on March 25th but first I need a few players - which is where you come in. This will be a first-come, first-serve though our $10 patrons get first dibs. After that, I'll be opening it up to our $5 patrons (11th), a few days later to our $1 patrons (15th), and then it will be open to anyone on ou...

Deep Dive Poll

We hope you enjoyed the Gibbering Mouther. It was one of the more disturbing and fascinating creatures we've had the pleasure of researching.

We have received a couple of requests that we are going to be adding to the poll this week. As always, vote for the creature you'd like to find out more about throughout the editions.

Chef & Nicolao "Handcutter" Avenci [Drop-In NPCs]

As thanks for being our patron, here are the PDFs for our latest Drop-In NPCs! They have also been added to our Homebrew Hoard on Google Drive.

You can find them on our website at: https://dumpstatadventures.com/dropin-npcs/chef-nicolao-avenc...

Deep Dive - The Gibbering Mouther [Early Access]

The Gibbering Mouther is a creature from the darkest nightmares of a tortured soul that comes to life. We’ll hold off describing the creature as you’ll find out what has made us shutter soon enough. Whether the creature was the creation of an evil mage or a denizen of a faraway plane, you’ll want to avoid these blobs of eyes and teeth at a...

Gardener's Tools - Printer Friendly

Thank you for being our patron, and here is the printer-friendly version of the Gardener's Tools!

All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests as quickly as possible an...

The Canine Bestiary [Monster Thursday]

This week we are looking at some of the goodest bois... well, two really good bois, one very feral boi, and the last two will pry eat you whole... bois. I like dogs, and I just want to include all different types in my games and in yours!

Adlet Scrounger (CR 1) Adlets are like satyrs... except they are wolf-humans. They ha...

More Magic Weapons - [Magic Item Monday]

So, technically it's Magic Item Tuesday since I'm a day late in getting these out. Sorry about the loyal patrons. Sometimes life gets in the way.

This week's weapons are all designed and used by the Freedmen Pirates from our homebrew world Talia. These raiders on the high seas aren't very nice, but we aren't Disney, so our pirates act lik...