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527. Frame Rate: Mad God (Feat. Brooks Brown)

527. Frame Rate: Mad God (Feat. Brooks Brown)

Brooks is back! So you know it’s weird! This time we all take a look at the experimental horror stop-motion film, Mad God. The labor of love of Phil Tippett (dinosaur supervisor). A film that took 30 years to make. The gang talk about its imaginative ...

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526. Ander’s Sons: The Darjeeling Limited

526. Ander’s Sons: The Darjeeling Limited

It’s a Wes month. This time we discuss his 2007 film The Darjeeling Limited which tells the story of three brothers embarking on a spiritual journey through their mutual and personal grief. The boys talk about why it feels different from other Anderso...

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525. Frame Rate: Possessor (Feat. Tom Reimann)

525. Frame Rate: Possessor (Feat. Tom Reimann)

We covered Brandon Cronenberg’s Possessor from 2020. It’s features an assassin who takes over other people’s bodies, murders a mark, and then kills the host body. Tom Reimann joins us for this fun little jaunt about the death of empathy! I thought...

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524. Bewilderments & Scientifics: Karate (Feat. Polarbear Grabowski)

524. Bewilderments & Scientifics: Karate (Feat. Polarbear Grabowski)

This week the professor discusses the nature of Karate and it’s function in our world. We are blessed to have with us decorated bodybuilder, secret spy, and champion of a number of martial arts organizations, all of which exist, Sensei Grabowski who t...

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Movie Production Diary #56

Movie Production Diary #56

As we recently announced, we're making a movie and a true crime podcast, and we're making them in full view of you, our Patrons. Today, we worked on the movie, Papa Bear! And it’s a video! We finalize our pitch documents and talk about the next step...

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523. Star Trek: The Next Futurama 33 - Parasites Lost

523. Star Trek: The Next Futurama 33 - Parasites Lost

If you forgot, this show takes a Futurama episode and thematically pairs it with an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which works surprisingly well.

This episode Michael and David discuss Assassin’s Creed for some reason. Then, they cov...

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522. Like Razorblade Pie: I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream (Feat. George Heftler)

522. Like Razorblade Pie: I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream (Feat. George Heftler)

This show goes over the short stories of Michael’s favorite speculative fiction author and notable curmudgeon Harlan Ellison. Each episode Michael pairs (read: forces a friend to read) a short story with a guest that it “applies especially to.” Th...

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521. Directorpiece Theatre: How Rob Reiner Constructs Romantic Comedies

521. Directorpiece Theatre: How Rob Reiner Constructs Romantic Comedies

Adam and Abe talk about Rob Reiner’s technique, Nora Ephron’s writing, and what aspects of rom-coms have persisted through generations.

Features:

Adam Ganser: https://tw...

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Movie Production Diary #55

Movie Production Diary #55

As we recently announced, we're making a movie and a true crime podcast, and we're making them in full view of you, our Patrons. Today, we worked on the movie, Papa Bear! And it’s a video! We’ve gotten back our storyboards and are placing them int...

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520. Escape from the Multicurse: Everything Everywhere All At Once

520. Escape from the Multicurse: Everything Everywhere All At Once

Our three co-hosts are stuck in the multiverse and need to get back to their home universe. Clearly, the only way to do that is to explore our cultural obsession with multiverses, alternate timelines and parallel worlds, and tie it all into a conversati...

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519. Frame Rate: The Greasy Strangler (Feat. Griffin Rowell)

519. Frame Rate: The Greasy Strangler (Feat. Griffin Rowell)

We covered The Greasy Strangler, an anti-comedy film that pushes the reality of what we’d call “a movie.” Griffin Rowell joins us for a conversation about the absolute madness of the story and the gross visual aesthetic it deploys. Mostly, we talk...

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518. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: High School Album

518. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: High School Album

BONUS EPISODE! Just for the real G’s! High School movies age, but we all had one that worked on us. Let’s peer into the psychology of Maggie and Adam’s high school hopes and dreams.

If you patronize us, feel free to email us suggestions for ...

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Support New Low w/ Bridgett Greenberg and Sarah Griffith!

Hello Beans!

This is a message from your friends at the B.S. Entertainment Division (Bridgett & Sarah) of Small Beans. We are currently funding season 2 of our series, NEW LOW, and would love your support!

"New Low" is a...

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517. Ander’s Sons: There Will Be Blood

517. Ander’s Sons: There Will Be Blood

It’s a Paul month. This time we discuss his 2007 film There Will Be Blood which tells the story of Daniel Plainview, an oilman who leaves a wake of destruction pursuing his need to amass wealth and power. The boys talk capitalism, practical effects, a...

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516. Science or Whatever: Into the Metaverse Part IV

516. Science or Whatever: Into the Metaverse Part IV

Our collective friend and honorary Small Bean Griffin Rowell walks us through the capitalist concepts driving the current metaverse, the recent crash, and the potential methods we can use to build it into something more open-sourced. Resident dummy Michael asks all the questions you may have had but were too afraid to (or just had no interest in...

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515. Frame Rate: The Last Temptation of Christ (Feat. Jason Pargin)

515. Frame Rate: The Last Temptation of Christ (Feat. Jason Pargin)

A Pick the Flick episode of Frame Rate! This means one of our patrons, specifically Zac Schwartz, generously donated through the Pick the Flick tier and got to choose what we watched!

This episode covers the 1988 Scorsese film The Last Temptation ...

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514. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: Rebel Movies

514. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: Rebel Movies

We have another patron-chosen episode! This episode dives into their picks for “rebel movies.” Also, Maggie talks about dying her hair for the first time. Adam has some insight as a redhead.

Vote every month on our poll for the topic of the ne...

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513. Star Trek: The Next Futurama 31 - War Is The H-Word

513. Star Trek: The Next Futurama 31 - War Is The H-Word

If you forgot, this show takes a Futurama episode and thematically pairs it with an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which works surprisingly well.

This episode Michael and David discuss tummy aches, the extinction of the coffee bean, an...

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512. Shooting Threes: How To Train Your Dragon

512. Shooting Threes: How To Train Your Dragon

In this episode, Bridgett and Sarah discuss the first film in the How To Train Your Dragon Franchise. Our hosts discuss the impeccable world-building, the stacked cast, and gush for a justifiable amount of time over the cuteness of Toothless, our beauti...

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511. Frame Rate: Southland Tales (The Cannes Cut) (Feat. David Bell)

511. Frame Rate: Southland Tales (The Cannes Cut) (Feat. David Bell)

A Pick the Flick episode of Frame Rate! This means one of our patrons, specifically Krischanovich, generously donated through the Pick the Flick tier and got to choose what we watched!

This episode covers the 2005 film by Richard Kelly (Donnie Dar...

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510. Escape from the Multicurse: Space Jam

510. Escape from the Multicurse: Space Jam

Our three co-hosts are stuck in the multiverse and need to get back to their home universe. Clearly, the only way to do that is to explore our cultural obsession with multiverses, alternate timelines and parallel worlds, and tie it all into a conversati...

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509. Directorpiece Theatre: How Raimi Shoots Spiderman vs. Peter Parker

509. Directorpiece Theatre: How Raimi Shoots Spiderman vs. Peter Parker

Adam and Abe talk about how Sam Raimi’s Spiderman creates a visual system where the audience subtly learns who we’re looking at: Spiderman or Peter Parker. We go through his camera techniques and look into how the invisible hand of directing works.<...

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508. Frame Rate: Ronin (Feat. Sarah Griffith & Bridgett Greenberg)

508. Frame Rate: Ronin (Feat. Sarah Griffith & Bridgett Greenberg)

A Pick the Flick episode of Frame Rate! This means one of our patrons, specifically Nikolai G, generously donated through the Pick the Flick tier and got to choose what we watched!

This episode covers the 1998 heist film Ronin. A film about a team...

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507. Like Razorblade Pie: The Man Who Rowed Christopher Columbus Ashore (Feat. Alebrelle)

507. Like Razorblade Pie: The Man Who Rowed Christopher Columbus Ashore (Feat. Alebrelle)

This show goes over the short stories of Michael’s favorite speculative fiction author and notable curmudgeon Harlan Ellison. Each episode Michael pairs (read: forces a friend to read) a short story with a guest that it “applies especially to.” Th...

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506. Ander’s Sons: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

506. Ander’s Sons: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

It’s a Wes month. This time we discuss his 2004 film The Life Aquatic which tells the story of sailor/asshole Steve Zissou as he tries to reignite his career and connect with his son. The boys talk about redemption arcs, beautiful shots, and how Wes A...

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505. Star Trek: The Next Futurama 29 - Anthology of Interest I

505. Star Trek: The Next Futurama 29 - Anthology of Interest I

If you forgot, this show takes a Futurama episode and thematically pairs it with an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which works surprisingly well.

This episode Michael and David discuss how precious anuses are as well as Michael’s rec...

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504. Frame Rate: The Happy Poet

504. Frame Rate: The Happy Poet

A Pick the Flick episode of Frame Rate! This means one of our patrons, specifically A. Ron Defender of the Galaxy, generously donated through the Pick the Flick tier and got to choose what we watched! This episode we covered the 2010 independent film Th...

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503. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: Rec Review (July 2022)

503. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: Rec Review (July 2022)

BONUS EXCLUSIVE EPISODE! Just for the real G’s! Maggie talks about all her doctors. Adam talks about his students. Then there’s a longer conversation about albums they’ve recommended to each other.

If you patronize us, feel free to email us ...

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502. Spielboys! - Jurassic Park

502. Spielboys! - Jurassic Park

Sit and listen to the sweet sound of the boys talkin’ bout the ‘berg. This episode Abe and Tom talk about 1993’s Jurassic Park!

This series will alternate releases between the Small Beans network and the Gamefully Unemployed network. To rece...

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501. Escape from the Multicurse: Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

501. Escape from the Multicurse: Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Our three co-hosts are stuck in the multiverse and need to get back to their home universe. Clearly, the only way to do that is to explore our cultural obsession with multiverses, alternate timelines and parallel worlds, and tie it all into a conversati...

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