Hi, all!
It's fucking May, and I am gonna go Ultra Instinct Annabelle this month in order to prep myself for the summer rush. But first!
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebie...
2025-05-06 17:49:17 +0000 UTC View PostHey. It's Dana.
Here are your files. No Dead and Horny this month. Lily never misses a Conclave. Apparently this is the best time to fuck around with the new guy.
Anyway, guess I'll just be hanging around here for a bit longer.
Hi, all!
I am super proud to announce after a MASSIVELY long delay that Merrick is officially in the Hall of Caretakers with none other than the myth, the legend, OPAL THE SLIMEGIRL!
(You may want to lay out some tarps)
Merrick, may your h...
2025-04-11 16:11:23 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all!
It's that time of month again! The check from Patreon has cleared and I'm one step closer to buying my own Victorian home with secret fucking passages, because secret passages are cool.
(Sadly, the cool houses near me are in the millions, so this is really just a baby step)
Okay, monster lovers, it's time to t...
2025-04-08 16:52:22 +0000 UTC View PostHello?
Helloooooo? It's me. Ingrid. I was told by Eulalie to bring these documents to this part of the Library.
looks around, sees nobody
Yeah, I don't have time for this shit. I'm just going to set them on this desk and go.
2025-03-31 22:54:43 +0000 UTC View PostReggie here.
Look. I'm just going to hand these over. I don't have a whole lot to say. Yes, I am technically naked without my crown. Yes, it's because Jennie cheated at Chutes and Ladders. I'll just wait until her next murder spree to get it back from her doll room.
I'm gonna go bang some hot local rats in my area. This army isn't go...
2025-03-18 04:44:24 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all!
I'm doing this late night drop from my bed because this was the only time I had left in the day. I would like to lie and say I'm on some fantastic vacation, but let's be honest. Bed is amazing. I just don't want to sleep yet.
The beta team did a great job with this, especially considering how much work ...
2025-03-18 04:44:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, all!
It is my absolute pleasure to announce that a Sir Cumference has joined the hallowed halls of distinguished Patreon supporters! The goddess Pele was specifically requested, and I felt like since this was release week for 2025-03-07 21:14:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Yuki here. If you want your files, I left them in the cooler by my towel.
As for why I'm dressed like this, it's because Radley's Island is officially available for Preorder on Amazon and...
Lala here. I've got those files you requested. Also, I found some NSFW images on Lily's phone that I wanted to make sure you saw.
Also, Annabelle wanted me to tell you that Halls of Magic 2 and 2025-02-16 05:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
For HIS GRACE THE DAHLILAHNA69$,
After 4 years of patreon support and hundreds of dollars
you got the chance to pick any character for the hall
Other people wanted hot monster girls, but you chose Sulyvahn and only gave
the instructions to make him look sexy
Absolute legend
I'm not saying I'm a genius, but I'm...
2025-02-13 19:13:41 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all!
Let's get this show on the road.
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, ...
2025-02-09 21:05:43 +0000 UTC View Post
(Some important chapter update stuff below)
Hail and rejoice, for a new Master Caretaker has appeared!
When asked which character to choose, Austin gave me a pair of choices: Asterion or Suly. Captured here in a happy moment is none other than our local Dullahan, always ready to tend to the garden, day or night.
He'll ...
2025-01-31 22:51:02 +0000 UTC View Post
A huge shoutout to Chris H who is our newest Master Caretaker over in the Hall!
When I asked Chris who they wanted to represent them, they chose the man, the myth, the legend...OLD MAN CYRUS!
Captured for all eternity enjoying a quiet breakfast,...
2025-01-24 20:28:36 +0000 UTC View PostGood evening, friend. Felix again. I haven't seen you since before last Christmas. The parties were wild, but you don't want to hear about those.
It's really cold this weekend, so I put something extra in this hot cocoa. That demon hasn't been here in a bit and we wiped down the kitchens after what we caught her doing with a whisk. You wan...
2025-01-20 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy New Year, everyone!
Okay, so we've done it! I started in 2017 and am still here in 2025. I've officially outlasted almost every Netflix show in terms of longevity, as well as the average marriage! (Seriously, folks, 7-8 years)
Unlike my monthly updates, you should ABSOLUTELY pay close attention to some of ...
2025-01-10 19:37:44 +0000 UTC View PostHey, you fuckin' nerds. Lily here. What day is it anyway? What the hell are these?
stares at the papers in her hands
Oh. Another chapter. I don't remember any of this shit. Here, you can have them. Where is that fucking elf with my hot cocoa?
2025-01-01 02:45:30 +0000 UTC View PostHoly shit, guys! It's the last day of 2024,
2025-01-01 02:45:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Holidays!
I just wanted to take a moment to let you know how much you mean to me. I wouldn't be sitting her today, doing something I love, without all of your support over the last 7 (!) years.
This Lily art was originally commissioned for the cover of Book 6, but didn't match the vibe at all. It was super adorable, though, so ...
2024-12-25 11:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post...
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Psst. Hey, it's me, Felix. Is that succubus up there? Last time she was here, she said some...things that made the rest of our day quite difficult.
Look, it's almost Christmas, so here are your presents. If you see her, don't tell her you saw me. Well, don't lie to her about it, maybe just don't bring it up. I think tha...
2024-12-21 05:34:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Patron Tenshix 7 humbly requested an image of Jenny! What they didn't know was that the artist threw in a NSFW version for free!
That one will go in the Art folder so I can share this post publicly. I'll stick the NSFW version in a paid post for next chapter of Dead and Horny.
Tenshix 7, may your waifus always be hauntingly beautiful...
2024-12-13 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Today is a day that will live in infamy.
This artwork is for WF. Technically, the USS Arizona did have a minor mention in Book 7, so here it is, in all its spectral glory.
May your seas always be calm and the salt air delicious!
(Note: these are taking forever but I will be posting what I've gotten this year. Artists smh)
2024-12-07 17:48:01 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all!
Okay, it's December and the interface is new on my side! Maybe I like it, maybe I don't. Haven't decided yet.
BUT! Let's go ahead and get our usual order of business out of the way before I crack into the good stuff.
Rewards: I have sent out the official2024-12-05 20:44:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Lily here.
You know that the turkey wasn't the only thing that got stuffed on Thanksgiving. Grandma isn't waddling through the kitchen all day because her feet hurt, that's just what she says because she doesn't want the family to know she's into the weird shit with your Grampa Jim.
Here are your goodies. Hope this butters your biscu...
2024-11-30 23:59:05 +0000 UTC View Post
