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Chapter 23



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The first thing that Sokka checked was the new weapon. He didn't pull the spear out of the inventory but just looked at its stats.


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[Sky Piercer]
A Legendary spear used by Lu Bu, a legendary general that was thought to be undefeated in combat. It can change form and will always perfectl...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 102



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Alex was tempted to have Julie help him get rid of the Beast Emperor. It would be a huge opportunity, as even with all his plans he wasn't too confident in being able to kill that monster.


Millions of players had swarmed the Beast Emperor and around ten thousand of them were at Legendary Rank. That wa...

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Chapter 22



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Bumi observed Sokka closely and smirked, seeing that the young man didn’t show any sign of being surprised. Though Bumi was now used to him not even showing anything that he felt on the outside. This left the old king reassured that if someone tried to scheme against Aang then he had someone who would be able t...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as Frey

Chapter 79



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-Semiramis (IV)-


I could see it, the man in front of me was completely out of my understanding. A sword couldn't kill him, and he was like an illusion. What else could I do but listen to him?


"What do you want from me?" I asked the man, while still keeping my sword ready to strike him. Thoug...

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Chapter 21: Cabbage Merchant




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Sokka saw the familiar man sleeping on the streets, it was the cabbage merchant. He seemed to have somehow lost his cabbage cart again. 


Getting closer to the man, Sokka smiled gently at the pitiful sight. “Oy, you know, if you stopped being so obsessed with cabbages you wo...

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Chapter 20


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When they were escorted back, Sokka was the only one who seemed casual and had once again started talking with one of the guards.


"Listen to me, Lee, this is a matter of life and death here. If you let your twelve-year-old daughter play with boys, next thing you know she is running away from home." Sokka s...

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Weekly Poll

Vote which story you would like a continuation chapter posted on this Sunday and see what they have been up to.




I will write what they have been up to during this time. Hope you like it. And there will be a poll each week for this and to see which story you would like to see get a chapter and see what they have been up to.
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ANNOUNCEMENT

ANNOUNCEMENT


I want to tell everyone that Sundays will be special from now on. When I finish my stories I have always left them in an open ending, remaining that the story could still continue. On Sundays there will be one chapter dedicated to one of them.


Every Week, there will be a weekly poll and we will decide which sto...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 148




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Everything was settled, and it took Max one whole year to fix up everything. The world was at peace for the first time in a while. Of course, Piracy still ran around and people like Luffy were chasing after One Piece. Max didn't mind it, just like a villain was needed for a Superhero to exist, a little bit o...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as Frey

Chapter 78: Dragon with a hawk’s head



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-Cersei (IV)-



With Robert right outside of the door, there wasn’t much I could even do now. The situation had gone out of control. Fear gripped my heart as my mind worked overtime to try and figure out how to have this situation not end up as a complete disaster. Not ...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 147: Revolutionary Ideas...



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-Max POV-



When you build a totalitarian system with scummy people do top do you know what happens? People become unsatisfied with the system, so unsatisfied that they wouldn't mind a little revolution.



In my last world, that was what inspired the French Revol...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 101: Meeting 



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Alex was outside, walking around the Soul Sect under disguise and putting certain Magic Arrays around here. 


These were all traps that would be activated, sacrificing everyone in the Soul Sect to create a mighty barrier around it that would be able to contain the Beast Emperor temp...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 146: Saint of Slaughter




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In Mariejois, the Reverie was happening and Kings from all over the world had gathered. They all sat on two rows of tables, facing each other. Sharlia stood on the sidelines and waited for all of them to come and she finally sat at the top of the table. 



“My name is ...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Frey

Chapter 77: Panic




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-Arianne Martell (VI)-


After Oliver went to Winterfell, my life eased up a little. That was when I thought my chance to escape would be, but sadly that failed. A red hawk's screech had alerted the guards to my position as I tried walking away casually.

Then I had also tried to drink M...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 145



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People die when they are killed. That was the reality. 


Raynare stares in despair at the empty casket. It was a dark one. She couldn't even cry, the situation hadn't hit her yet.


But there was someone else who was crying though, and no, it wasn't the kids as they weren't here. Neither ...

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Chapter 19




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Omashu was quite the grand sight and I could see how such a city survived a hundred years of Fire Nation attacks. 


Aang, Katara, and I landed on the ground and got off of Appa. The ten-ton bison went off to do his own thing while we gazed at the gigantic gates of the city.


"Guys! Yo...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 144: The Mighty 



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Max sat down on the roof of his castle, which was the highest point in Wano, and could oversee things. This could be the last he will see this place. But he didn’t mind it as a smile adorned his face. “Death in the middle of my journey while chasing what my soul and heart wanted. Heh, I wou...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 100: Flipping Evil & Good



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Alex looked at Pork fondly, even though the heat that the small boar was realizing reached critical danger and the skin in his hands started melting. Even a Mana Barrier couldn’t keep the power contained. But he didn’t mind this and just kept petting Pork. “C’mon now little guy,...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 143



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Obas, the young dark-haired man who had recently joined under Admiral Max, looked at the monstrous creature above, with nine heads as it burned the sea. 



His body shook and he stumbled on the ground. "W -What momentous power! Luffy!"


*bzzzzt*


Suddenly, an electric body s...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Frey

Chapter 76: Truth


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-Oliver (XVI)-


You know, it took a certain kind of stupid to say that to my face what Catelyn just did. Suggesting that I killed my brother and took his place.


Now, she was right, I did kinda kill Gerold and take his place. But that wasn't something that anyone alive knew. Also, I could s...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 142



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It didn't take the Strawhats even a week to gather their army, which was quite surprising as fighting against Max wasn't something just anyone would dare do. Even the Minks had refused, even though they were friendly and had helped during Ace's rescue.


Luffy and an armada of ships with allies were beh...

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Chapter 18



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You know, there are certain kinds of people in the world with certain professions that you know are strong no matter how harmless they might look. Like a certain Fire Nation general that was recognized as the greatest of his time and almost took down Ba Sing Se. Can you imagine just how many battles this man had ...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 141





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As Robin woke up, she noticed that she was in a bedroom littered with plush toys and that she was laying on a very luxurious bed. Looking around she also noticed that the color pink was strewn everywhere. 



Suddenly the door to her room opened and Max, with his huge figure, entered the...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as Frey

Chapter 75: Negotiation Fatale




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-Oliver (XV)-



Since the meeting with Ned Stark ended so predictably fast, I decided to go and do something else. Meet a certain young man. As I walked along Winterfell, one of my guards accompanied me constantly, always keeping guard. He was someone who had a certain blood r...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 140


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-Negan POV-


You know, life was always like a bitch, and I won't become her boy-toy. Instead, I would take the reins in my life and become my life's pimp. In a metaphorical sense of course. Goddamn, spending time with Max has filled my head with his philosophical bullshit. I shook my head and tried to keep...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 99: Beastly



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Casually a man with long red hair, dark horns, blue eyes, a cow's tail, and a muscular body with strange red tattoos all over it. He also wore a necklace with a cheap coin with a hole in the middle as its ornament. 


He walked amongst the empty, corrupted dark fields of Wayne Kingdom witho...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 139



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The Strawhats smiled as they saw a giant waterfall in front of them. It was the one that was used to get into Wano. 



“Nekomamushi said that we need to ride up the giant koi fish to be able to get to the main island,” said Nami, explaining to the crew once again just how important this mis...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Frey

Chapter 74: Northern Charm



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-Oliver (XIV)-


The North had its charms too, very cold, dreary, deadly, and uncomfortable charms. If this was a modern world, living here wouldn’t be so bad. But in a time like this, living here sucked. Of course not for Ned and Catelyn, since their bedroom was built right above a hot...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 138: A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing





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At the Marine Recruitment Center in Sabaody, the marine that was in charge of accepting the new marines laid back on his chair and yawned. He was a middle aged man, with a bear belly and thick mustache. 


As of lately, days had gotten more and more boring, the...

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Chapter 17: Fire Nation Attacked




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[MistDemon entered the chat.]



Mist Demon? Now that was quite the spooky name. It even showed that he was kind of dangerous. Did he get to choose his nickname too? I decided to be the first one to write, and try to get to know my new “Ally”. Hopefully, my wi...

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