Sensei Caffeine

HMJ - Chapter 33

Sigh He had gained a capable subordinate, but he wasn’t any closer to gaining more knowledge about alchemy. And this was such a slow skill to grind.

After Lust had signed the contract, he was sure she wouldn’t betray him. This contract they had signed ensured that neither of them could betray the other.

She would work for him an...

HMJ - Chapter 32

[Alchemy (FMA) (Active) Lv. 13: The Science of Altering Matter by Using Natural Energy.

Transmutation Circle (Active): The ability to create and activate a transmutation circle, enabling the user to alter matter while following the Law of Equivalent Exchange. ]

[Alchemy Mastery (Novice) (Passive) Lv. 89: You are a beginner in all are...

HMJ - Chapter 31

? POV

Ishval, An uprising in Reole and border conflicts in the East and West.

It can’t be possible.

A massive transmutation circle. This is bad.

People need to be warned!

“Hello! Or should I say ‘Goodbye’?” A voice from behind him said, He knew her.

“Leutnant Maria Ross, what are y...

HMJ - Chapter 30

“I can smell you! Your Ishvalian blood smells,” a voice spoke as it appeared at the end of a severe tunnel. It belonged to a small, fat man; he had a bald head and didn’t look very intelligent as he grinned dumbly.

Another voice appeared from around the corner: “Good job, Gluttony. You found our serial killer." It sounded female an...

HMJ - Chapter 29

[ One-Handed Sword (SAO Skill) Lv. 67/1000: Sword Skills:

Horizontal, Slant, Vertical, and Uppercut: 1 Hit Skill, causing 50% more damage.

Mods:

Shorten Sword Skill Cooldown Time

Increase Sword Skill Damage

Increase Critical Hit Chance

Increase Critical Hit Damage

Increase Armor Piercing Damage. ]

...

HMJ - Chapter 28

In the end, they came to a few different agreements. While he wouldn’t have many short-term benefits from it, Harry would gain a few mid-term and a lot of long-term advantages.

While he would sponsor the head start of different occupations early, he would receive a part of the monetary profit based on how much he could sponsor, but most ...

HMJ - Chapter 27

[Different world laws were detected! Do you wish to temporarily adapt to the ‘Aincrad’?

Yes or No?]

Since it was only temporary, he accepted.

After accepting, Harry passed through the glowing barrier that had formed on his doorstep, right under the watchful gaze of the two Sword Art Online players.

He entered Aincra...

HMJ - Chapter 26

[ Example Text ] - Original Gamer System

Example Text - SAO System

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Harry Potter POV

‘That didn’t level the interdimensional trader skill up... too bad.’ He thought that Lisbeth had left the store.

Well, it would have been fast if every trade leveled the sk...

HMJ - Chapter 25

[ Example Text ] - Original Gamer System

Example Text - SAO System

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? POV

‘A death game? Oh, god… How do these things always happen to me?’ A lone girl dejectedly walks through the streets, her head low.

Around her, there was chaos, people screaming and panicking,...

HMJ - Chapter 24

Something wet tickling his face woke Harry up. Opening his eyes, he looked into the dark blue, shimering eyes of a little dragon.

‘Morning, Tiamat.’ He sent his toughts still drowsy. But instantly, something else fell into his eyes.

[ Race Change to Elf/Human (Magical/Dragon Rider). ]

[ Elf/Human (Magical/Dragon Rider)]: An...

HMJ - Chapter 23

Cracks formed on the smooth surface of the nightblue egg, first one, then another and another. Harry watched in stupor.

He had expected that his Gamer System would circumvent the process of the Dragon Eggs selection and that one would bind with him in a natural way, but that but that was unexpected.

At the top of the smooth egg, whe...

HMJ - Chapter 22

‘Galbatorix is currently searching for the name of names, so he can use it to control anyone's use of the ancient language. He wants to cement his rule in such a way and finish any resistance. It will only take 1 or 2 years until he finds it.’ Harry explained, giving away the information he needed to setup the negotiations, ‘Once that happ...

HMJ - Chapter 21

As soon as Harry uttered the last word of his true name, a thin, dark line appeared at the base of the spire. It was a massive gamble.

A true name was a group of words in the ancient language that summarized that person's existence. Knowing something's true name gives you power over it.

Harry was aware that this was a safety measure...

HMJ - Chapter 20

Clouds encompassed nearly half the horizon, dense white plumes as tall as mountains. Harry didn’t want to fly lower; even with his disillusionment charm, he feared that someone could make out a strange shimmer in the sky.

He hadn’t put enough grind into it yet, since the Ancient Language and his sword lessons with Arya had distracted ...

HMJ - Chapter 19

Harry stood there patiently and watched the spectacle as Arya said formally, “Islanzadí Dröttning.”

That response clearly bothered the Queen as she withdrew as if stung and once again repeated her words, “O my daughter, I have wronged you.” She covered her face. “Ever since you disappeared, I’ve barely slept or eaten. I was h...

HMJ - Chapter 18

Harry had never seen a forest like Du Weldenvarden; not even the memories he had of the forbidden forest could compare with the magic of this place.

The magic was so abundant here, and wherever he looked, he found new plants that he had never seen before.

He wondered if he could use them for potions, but he didn’t know enough abou...

HMJ - Chapter 17

[Physical Damage Resistance has leveled up.]

[Physical Damage Resistance has leveled up.]

[Physical Damage Resistance has leveled up.]

‘Yeah, fuck you too.’

"Up, what are you doing there down on the floor? With that level of swordsmanship, you will never become a serious threat to Galbatorix! Even if your magic is a...

HMJ - Chapter 16

It took Harry a while to convince her that he didn’t mean it in a perverted way. Not that he wouldn’t mind if she offered it. Arya was a very beautiful woman, like most elves were.

Once she believed him, he let her choose to let her rest. Tomorrow was another day.

From the books, he remembers that beauty was something the elves ...

HMJ - Chapter 15

‘Man, I thought I was a goner.’ Harry breathed in relief after the shade had disappeared from his shop and didn’t come back through the door. ‘My first connection seems to be the world of the inheritance cycle. I read these books when I was a kid or teenager, but it’s been so long that I don’t remember a lot of them. Still, the most ...

HMJ - Chapter 14

Du Weldenvarden

Three white horses with riders cantered through the ancient woods of Du Weldenvarden, their heads held high and proud, their coats rippling in the moonlight like liquid silver.

On the first horse was an elf with pointed ears and elegantly slanted eyebrows. His build was slim but strong, like a rapier....

HMJ - Chapter 13

‘Wildlings, huh. No, the Free Folk. Interesting folk with their unwillingness to live in a society, rather preferring wild and free.

Their whole morality is fascinating; I can even understand them,’ Harry mused as he put his captives into the cells in the closest settlement after he had finished going through their minds.

The Fre...

HMJ - Chapter 12

Putting a castle on top of a mountain while giving it an amazing sight and a very defensive fortress was still a stupid idea from the simple standpoint of constructing and supplying it. Harry had no idea how the people of this world had managed to build something like Casterly Rock or the Eyrie, but there had to be magic involved.

Without ...

HMJ - Chapter 11

"Behind me!” Harry ordered as his horse rode out of the Gate of Winterfell, followed by the 20 Skagosi men he had brought with him.

A lot had happened in Winterfell, and Harry couldn’t wait to return to Skagos. He was now officially a noble in Westeros. Eddard Stark had aided him in the hardest step to becoming someone of social status...

HMJ - Chapter 10

“I received a reply from Robert.” Eddard said as he handed Harry an opened letter bearing the Royal Seal.

As soon as he finished reading the letter, he heard the familiar POP sound, and a notification appeared in front of his eyes.

[ ~ Sirius last Will]

Sirius died years ago. But he left his last will with you and has alway...

HMJ - Chapter 9

Eddard Stark POV

That night, Eddard simply couldn’t find any sleep. The events of the day weighted too heavily on his mind. Since the discussion in his solar, it has kept his mind occupied through the feast. But what else was he supposed to do?

He had learned how big the world truly was and how small he was in comp...

HMJ - Chapter 8

Eddard Stark POV

Eddard Stark was standing in the courtyard of his home, along with his lady wife and their five children, Robb, Sansa, Arya, Bran, and the newborn Rickon, in Catelyn’s arms. Jon was also there in the last row among the people present.

While he didn’t summon the whole household, like during a roya...

HMJ - Chapter 7

“Point me, copper deposit!" Harry cast his wand to confirm the location of the deposit one last time. Yesterday he took a break, spending the day to finally recover from one month of pure conquest and grind.

Today he chose to locate all the natural resources of Skagos and Skane. “That seems to be the last one.” He muttered as he used...

HMJ - Chapter 6

Sigorn Magnar POV

‘Why have the Old Gods abandoned us? Are our sacrifices worth nothing?’ Sigorn, the Head of House Magnar, asked himself as he observed the darkness surrounding the wooden walls he was standing on. Fear crept down his spine as he heard growls and rustling out in the dark. House Magnar was the strongest...

HMJ - Chapter 5

Skagos was primitive.

The Skagosi were a bunch of savages, barely able to keep themselves alive. Their most advanced populace were the handful of blacksmiths who acted as the backbone of their society. It was no joke that these blacksmiths were solely the people who kept the whole economy running.

The tools they created were the tool...

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