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I Have No Idea 3

I Have No Idea 3

Hi, another Monday, another Chapter!

We continue with I Have No Idea and get to meet Brian's Dad. Hope you like it, hope you like where it's going! If you're not up to date with I Have No Idea you can read the previous chapters here:

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Monkey Wrench 19

Monkey Wrench 19

Zoe wakes up Dean with important news!

We continue the story of our 10 teenagers locked in an Alien Experiments box. Chapter 20 we'll hit the ground running towards the end of the series and I plan to get this story finished within the year.

If you're not up to date on Monkey Wrench, you can read the previous chapters here:

2018-01-29 22:24:55 +0000 UTC View Post

I Have No Idea - Chapter 2

I Have No Idea - Chapter 2

Hey, we continue with I Have No Idea this week. And I have created the accompanying cast list as well:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZZUXLfUF2f1cdXLoiS3NRKrK_xBrFNS35xUpG4rabnQ/edit?usp=sharing

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Monkey Wrench Chapter 18

Monkey Wrench Chapter 18

Happy New Year! I'm glad to see so many of you continuing on with your support! I hope this year is as good or better! I'm looking forward to diving into the my next story. One more day to vote. The toll currently is I Have No Idea with a one lead. With a sample of 21 possible voters, every vote really counts. If you haven't voted, or want to chang...

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December Votes

In order to decide which story I invest in for 2018, we have four openings that I'd love to follow into proper stories. You may vote for one or as many stories as you like. In the event of a tie, I will cast the deciding vote.

Blizzard: 2017-12-28 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

December Votes 4

December Votes 4

First of all, I want to thank you all for your support all year and wish everyone a great 2018! Thank you so much! I want to apologize for not being able to post this on Christmas but family and travel ate into my time. I'll probably even need to take another look at this chapter after I finally get a proper night's sleep on it. Thank you for your ...

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December Votes 3: Kitty's Cookies

December Votes 3: Kitty's Cookies

 A sweet, earnest, and klutzy woman with a crush, bakes him a batch of cookies. She didn't mean to poison him! She just got the recipe so wrong that he developed mental superpowers...


Kitty's Cookies is a bit more light-hearted than my other options, though none of these are particularly dark. It follows Jordan who can control wom...

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No changes to Patreon's payment policy.

No changes to Patreon's payment policy.

This is good news! Thanks for everyone who stayed despite the attempted change to Patreon's policy! 

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December Votes 2: Blizzard

December Votes 2: Blizzard

Hey! Thanks for the support as always!

This is the second story in my December Votes series following last week's I Have No Idea. I plan to post the first chapter of 4 possible stories to follow Blue Ribbon starting in January. 

Blizzard:  A strange visitor to Gene's apartment during a snowstorm agrees, his home could use a woman'...

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Patreon's Changes to Service Fees

Hello! It appears that beginning on December 18th, Patreon will be changing the way it charges your pledges. Previously, 5% of every pledge went to Patreon, and then services fees were taken out of the pledge you made, giving me about 88 cents for every dollar you pledged. The change they intend to make is to put those service fees onto you rather ...

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December Votes Week 1: I Have No Idea

December Votes Week 1: I Have No Idea

Hi, as planned for the four Mondays of December, I will be posting the first chapter in four potential projects to take the place of Blue Ribbon in my once every three weeks schedule. After the fourth story is posted on Christmas morning, I will post a week long poll that will determine with which story I keep going forward.

Week 1 - I Have No Id...

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Abigail the Green Part 2

Abigail the Green Part 2

Hi, I apologize for the delay. We are still on schedule for Blue Ribbon 14 on Monday and for the votable stories in December followed January 1st will bring Monkey Wrench, January 8th, Magic is Gross, and January 15th will be the vote winner.


As for Abigail the Green, it directly follows Janet the White:

2017-11-22 13:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Abigail the Green Delay

I've scheduled the second half of Abby the Green to post tomorrow morning (Nov 22) at 8 am EST. I want to make sure the second half and the first half are properly connected and run together well. It'll also give me some time to correct any errors I can find. 

Blue Ribbon's finale is still very much on time and will post on Monday, November ...

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Abby The Green - Part 2 of Maiden Stars

Abby The Green - Part 2 of Maiden Stars

Apologies, when I set this to post on the weekend, I seemed to have brain farted and clicked for it to upload on Monday the 20th instead of yesterday.


Abby the Green is the second installment of the undecidedly named series: Maiden Stars or Small Town Goddesses. Maiden Stars doesn't mean anything it just refers to the orbs that turn gi...

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Monkey Wrench 17

Monkey Wrench 17

In which Dean finally tries to take one of his women to bed. I hope you like it!

If you've missed any of Monkey Wrench you can access all seventeen chapters in the google documents folder: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B3_KtJ5IKlKiQTVJQ1RXU0FFb1U...

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Happy Holiday Canadians!

Hi, everybody, just checking in to wish every Canadian a happy Holiday and the rest of you just a great day in general.


I've decided to give the schedule to the end of Blue Ribbon. One I'm ready to stick to.


Next week, October the 16th, will be Blue Ribbon 12 of 14. Then there will Magic is Gross, Monkey Wrench, and on...

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Monkey Wrench 16

Monkey Wrench 16

Monkey Wrench continues with the now class of 8 students in the box with time to kill until Zoe is supposed to arrive. How will they take the escape of Kia and Pat?

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Janet the White Draft 2

Janet the White Draft 2

I've been working on Abigail the Green for the last month. It's looking to be nearly as long Janet however there isn't as clear a midpoint yet. I'm going to shuffle around some scenes and rewrite some more before I post it in halves like I did with Janet a few months ago. This definitely won't delay Blue Ribbon on the 25th. As I've already charged ...

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Monkey Wrench 15

Monkey Wrench 15

And this takes us through a high school party and back into the box on the spaceship.


The plan for the upcoming weeks is September 4th, Blue Ribbon. On the 11th will be Abigail the Green (with the second draft of Janet the White being posted but not charged for. There's two major changes and a handful of small changes). Abbie's chapter...

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Monkey Wrench 14

Monkey Wrench 14

Thank you for your patience! This chapter was a struggle, not for any of the content within it. I had a pretty straightforward idea for Monkey Wrench. The plan had been to write four in the box chapters for every in the real world chapter. Except, trying to fit another in the box chapter here didn't fit and just felt like I was wasting time. I pull...

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Hi, I'm sorry for having no updated chapter today.

I like to post 4 chapters a month, once every Monday, and I look forward to the months with 5 Mondays, not for an extra post but for some extra planning, and plotting time. I intended today to post the next chapter (14) of Monkey Wrench. However, I got to the end of the chapter at 4 am this morning and had to run to work. I'm glad I didn't just pos...

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Monkey Wrench 12

Monkey Wrench 12

Dean continues making plans to save his sister and getting to know the girls in the box.

Next week Blue Ribbon and then Lost Toys.

I want to thank all of my new patrons who signed up these last two weeks! Thank you so much! It proves to me I'm doing something wrong. I'm not nearly enough of a slut. I need to post all of these stories everyw...

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Jan the White 2 of 2

Jan the White 2 of 2

Hi, the conclusion of my origin story for a team of Superheroine Princess Goddesses. (Haven't actually settled on the team name yet, will probably be The Goddesses though.)

Like with the first half, I've enabled commenting on the file. Feel free to make whatever point comes to you!

Next week is Blue Ribbon followed by a Monkey Wrench and a ...

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Maiden Stars 1, Jan the White

Maiden Stars 1, Jan the White

Hi, working hard on the next Lost Toys but that's a few weeks out. In March I posted The Golden Serpent. I've had plans to make salable short stories for Amazon and other sites. They came in three forms: Jack and Jill, Maiden Stars, and Great Justice. (Fairy tales, Sailor Moon/Power Rangers stories, and Superhero stories specifically.) So I'm aimin...

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Monkey Wrench 11

Monkey Wrench 11

Dean is back in the box and showing a bit of backbone for the first time in his life.

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Monkey Wrench 10

Monkey Wrench 10

Hi, Monkey Wrench continues with our hero waking up at home. Read on to see just what kind of man he is.


There was an error in chapter 5, which I've corrected upon writing this chapter. In chapter 5, Dean and Kia's date is both described as tomorrow and Friday. The chapter takes place on a Wednesday and the date should always be on Fri...

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The Golden Serpent - A Garden Tale

The Golden Serpent - A Garden Tale

Hi! Thanks for your patience. I'm back in the game, with a new laptop and writing like crazy. I want to thank you all for your support!

A Garden Tale is a series of sexualized fairy tales following two characters; Jack and Jill and the forces manipulating them. This is the series I hope to start selling once I purchase some stock images for book ...

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Quick Update

Hi, I don't like going two weeks without something to post, however, I had some computer problems at the end of January and only just replaced my laptop last friday. We'll back up and running on Monday. Thanks for your patience.

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Lost Toys 6.2

Lost Toys 6.2

And this chapter concludes. Stay tuned for the next exciting installment.

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Monkey Wrench 9

Monkey Wrench 9

Never made much sense.


Happy New Year, travel day yesterday pushed this back a day but I hope you like it!

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