"Yo!" Himmel rushed down as fast as he could. It was time for his magical adventure to start yet again!
No. He was letting his childish body take control. He needed to temper his expectations, lest he be disappointed... For all he knew, Kris' special gift was just some toy he had gotten from the big city.
His guardian smirked. "Wel...
Magic was kind of crazy. Maybe even a bit too crazy.
Not only because fireballs were super cool, but also because magic could do so much more. Healing, making illusions, teleportation, draining an enemy's life force... all of those and more were possible.
Naturally, Himmel had to become a master at it, even if he obviously didn't h...
I don't know if this feels like a filler post or something, but I feel like I should acknowledge in a official manner that the polls ended.
Anyways, Himmel won and drank from the skulls of his opponents. Kind of surprised tbh, I thought FE protagonist would be the more popular one with everyone else trying to catch up. I guess Himmel is m...
Wow! Two stories tied for number one place! What a beautiful occurrence!
Except not! Death to equality! Final match! Mortal Kombat!
If they tie again I'll just throw a coin toss to decide the winner.
2025-03-16 06:22:08 +0000 UTC View Post"So, how do you want to go about this, Tohsaka?" Shinsuke was talking about their assignment, of course.
He could clearly see this was just another setup for him to get closer to his first chosen heroine. Which he did appreciate. That said, he also wanted to take this assignment seriously, because otherwise his dad would have his ass.
...
So I think I should address something I've been ignoring for way too long now, which is the fact that True Love and the Campione story have been in hiatus for like... since forever.
First of all, sorry for that. I really should have talked about this sooner. There's really no excuse for it, and I just have kinda been hoping one day I woul...
2025-03-12 06:45:16 +0000 UTC View PostShinsuke Yamaguchi had been excited for today.
He figured he would either get to spend some romcom time with Rin Tohsaka or some with Sakura Matou. Hell, maybe even both at the same time. What he didn't expect, however, was...
"Oi, I'm only going to ask you one more time, what did you do to Tohsaka?" What he didn't expect was being...
Every single day the boy went to a shrine and prayed.
People prayed for many different things, for health, for money, for opportunity, even for good grades. The only thing the boy ever prayed for was a girlfriend however. Which, well, admittedly wasn't exactly something exclusive to him. Surely there were a decent amount of people who did...
He felt strange.
He had no arms, no legs, his whole body was different from what he was used to. And yet, at the same time he knew all of those old things could still be reached at anytime he desired. It was like he had simply switched bodies.
Well, that was probably what had happened.
"Congratulations Young Master, you have...
"Even if you won't hear objections, I still object!" Though I don't know what exactly I am objecting against.
Saber is a beauty, the type that you don't get used to no matter how much exposure to her you receive. So having her come to me and suddenly declare herself as my personal maid is quite the dream really. The perverted type of drea...
"Yo! I'm here!"
He lightly knocked on Denji's door. Ayumu still didn't know how to feel about the events of the past day, but he felt like having some fun with his friend was bound to clear his mind.
Also, he kind of wanted to tell Denji about it. He didn't know if it was just to seek advice, or to brag. A guy shouldn't brag about...
"So... are you part of any clubs?" Ayumu awkwardly questioned Fami as she devoured the burger in front of her.
She responded between bites, with no shame at all. "Yeah, I'm on the Devil Hunter Club." Oh?
That was nice! Great even! It meant that if he got in, he could hang out with his girlfriend. N-not that she was his girlfr...
"Yo, Yuko!"
He waved at the girl as soon as he saw her. She was outside of her house, apparently just resting on a chair. Ayumu could see that her leg was definitely messed up, considering it was all bandaged.
She waved back at him. "Yo! You and Asa came to see me, huh?"
As they approached, Asa nodded. "Yeah, we were w...
"W-what is this place!? W-who are you!?"
Considering the last thing he remembered was being attacked by a massive devil, Ayumu was understandably confused at suddenly being in a completely new location. Had he died!? Was this the afterlife!?
The man chuckled. "This is the heavenly library, the place of mine work. Here I record ever...
"So, do you two know any place where we could find a devil?"
Ayumu couldn't help but feel nervous as he spoke to the two... and lucky as well.
As part of the exam to enter the Devil Hunter Club, he was tasked with finding and killing a devil. This task wasn't to be done alone of course, he had two partners with him who wanted...
"I have to say, I didn't expect you to choose a burger of all things..."
After a quick trip, Fuyuki had returned with the food Yumiko had asked for. Thankfully, he managed to avoid his mom, so she didn't ask why he had bought enough food for three people.
"S-shut up...!" Yumiko looked like she was about to orgasm as she ate.
Fuyuki was as happy as a man could be by the time class had ended.
He would soon meet Kana Arima! Even if he wasn't planning on toying with her and her body, this would have already made him happy. She had been his idol since he was a young lad after all, which was funny considering she became an actual idea.
Suddenly he received a...
"Thank you for meeting me so late." Emilia politely bowed.
Even as a candidate, she needed to show proper respect to the person they were talking to. An Archbishop of the Church of the Divine Dragon...
While the church didn't have direct political power, with none of their members holding a seat in the Council of the Wise Men, the...
"Hello Lady Felt..."
"Wassup, traitor?"
And that's how he had been greeted once he got home. With a pouting Felt that was lazing around in one of hotel's couches. It was kind of like seeing a dangerous animal had entered your home...
His eye twitched. "Why am I a traitor all of the sudden?" He had never even spoken to the gi...
"My apologies, but Lady Anastasia could not make it. Therefore, as her knight, I shall participate in this meeting on her stead." He bowed.
Miklotov, representive of the Council of Wise Men, nodded. "Very well. From the reports you were directly involved in the subjection of Sloth anyways, Sir Julius... Is that correct?"
"Yes, I pe...
"You think she's gonna dump you, cousin?"
Heitor's eye twitched. "Don't sound so excited over the prospect. That aside... how would she go about dumping me anyways? We got married and signed a bunch of papers and everything." He was curious about how marriage worked in this world.
Though his lack of knowledge in this subject just s...
"You two sure took your time, nyah." Felix complained as Heitor and Priscilla entered the carriage.
He couldn't be blamed for it, the two were the last to arrive, and not only that, but they also had arrived far later than everyone else. If Priscilla was not the owner of this carriage, and the employer of the rider, Heitor bet they would ...
"Yae, mineself will rest for as long as I please. Do not bother to wake me up."
Priscilla looked visibly exhausted, they all did really. Which is why instead of heading straight back to the capital, they had decided to go to the Barielle mansion, since it was closer. They would rest in it for a night or two before continuing their journey...
"Good morning Sir Julius."
After his talk with Crusch, Heitor went around taking care of the mansion. Eventually, stumbling onto the Finest Knight, who was training nice and early by using a blunt sword.
The knight smiled at him. "Good morning... I'm surprised you are dressed as a butler."
Heitor tilted his head. "Well, I'm ...
The carriage had a surprisingly tense feeling running through it's air.
Emilia had told her story. The story of how the Witch's Cult had attacked Elior Forest with the help of a young woman, the Black Serpent, and another young man. The story of how another faction of the Witch Cult had tried to defend it.
Julius hummed, a hand on ...
"Spill it, half-wit. What is your connection with the Archbishop?" Priscilla kicked Emilia's bed with enough force to shake it.
It made Heitor pale. It went without saying that he was super worried about the half-elf right now. While Felix had healed her on the spot, broken ass healer that he was, there was undoubtedly wounds in her heart...
"Finest Knight, make me a sword." Priscilla ordered Julius as if he was her servant.
But the knight complied. "Iku, please." His spirit of earth left his body, and began glowing. Slowly, a sword made out of rock emerged from the ground.
Priscilla grabbed it and gave a few swings around. "Not as good as Al's work, but it shall be en...
"Lady Emilia seems physically fine, nyah." That was good to hear...!
"So, is she gonna wake up soon!? What happened to make her pass out in the first place!? Do we need to head back to the capital!?" Julius had returned, so the latter was doable.
Felix winced. "N-nyah, please don't scream at my sensitive ears." Cat person, right.
Fire Emblem wasn't unfamiliar with handling dark subjects.
As examples... There was that one guy who kept fucking his dead wife in Sacred Stones. There were those children eating Spiders in Sacred Stones. There was that one guy who really wanted to rape Erika into submission in Sacred Stones.
What the fuck was wrong with Sacred Sto...
Sakuta's apartment was pretty small.
Not small enough that they couldn't all enter, but small enough that it felt claustrophobic. Though maybe that was Mai's fault, because although the supposed violent loner may not know of it, she was here.
They all sat surrounding an empty table. Since they had rejected pleasantries, they would...