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[February] Week 1 : Prepare to NOT die (Because you can't buy it)

[February] Week 1 : Prepare to NOT die (Because you can't buy it)

Well this sucks.

[Dark Souls without Walking]

The new video hinges around using online features in PTDE. As you may know, online features have been shut down for PTDE and I intended to use a private server to circumvent this. Problem is, I don't own a second copy of DS:PTDE, steam no longer sells it, and the resell p...

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[January] Week 4 : James "Punished" May

Captain slow isn't done yet!

[How to beat Dark Souls without Walking]

Recent findings have solved the ladder issue for this game. Coincidentally it uses a method that would have let James escape from the Asylum without picking up that key. I did not include this in the last video due to requiring online play on PTDE,...

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[Asset] Update to asset sharing

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[January] Asset Used & Backup to full video

[January] Asset Used & Backup to full video

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[January] Week 3 : The boys are BACK!

[January] Week 3 : The boys are BACK!

The video "Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special" is out now!

[That took some time eh?]

This was the longest video I've made so far, and similarly took the longest time to make. Turns out the longer the video is, the more overhead it creates and everything becomes exponentially slower. Juggling 3 games didn't help eith...

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Early access to next Vidya

Early access to next Vidya

Early Access to the next video Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special.

All aspects of the video are subject to change.

Credits will be updated before full release so no bamboozle.

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[Year 2025] Here's to another amazing year!

[Year 2025] Here's to another amazing year!

Happy new year everyone!

[Bottom Gear Special]

All the footage and voicelines have been placed. Now normally I'd say it's going to release within the week but thanks to the length of this massive video I'll have to work on it a bit more than that.

My goal right now is to fill some of the more plain segments with freecams and on...

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[December] Week 3 : James "helps" Richard

[December] Week 3 : James "helps" Richard

Well, could be worse.

[Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special]

The video is in the process of getting the voice added. Currently done to the 40 minute mark. A normally this would mean that I'm almost done but since the video is so long, this is not the case.

I've worked on condensing down the segments while adding...

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[December] Week 2 : James May showcases his plan

[December] Week 2 : James May showcases his plan

Oh cock.

[Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special]

All the footage and music are in place and the voiceover for the 3 legends have begun. I did my best to include as many genuine Top Gear/Grand Tour voice segments as possible by bingeing those shows and will continue to do so as I fill up the voice segments.

After...

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[December] Week 1 : Power.

[December] Week 1 : Power.

I was beginning to wonder to why the video was taking so long to make. Well, now we know why.

[Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special]

It's hard to estimate what the length of the video would be as 95% of recorded footage is edited out. It only becomes clear when all the music is in place. That is exact...

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[November] Week 3 : And it did!

[November] Week 3 : And it did!

I should not have said that I should not have said that I should not have said that.

[Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special]

Short history lesson on my PC. It was originally built in 2018 after being discharged from the military. It has had multiple parts swap and the only original part that remains is a single stick o...

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[November] Week 1 : Slice your weiner off

[November] Week 1 : Slice your weiner off

Lots of backtracking but I finally nailed it down.

[Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special]

Found some trouble with the footage so had to re-record the entire DS1 segment. Specifically I was so focused on the "slice your pen1s off" meme from Top Gear and picked up the dusk set and proceeded to use the set for the entire...

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[October] Week 3 : Hammond's bizzare adventure

[October] Week 3 : Hammond's bizzare adventure

Where is he going?

[Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special]

The DS3 segment featuring Hammond and the Stig has been fully recorded. Now only the DS1 segment remains.

Turns out one of the bounties were not fulfilled and likely impossible to our current understanding. Therefore some last minute changes had to be mad...

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[October] Week 2 : HAMMONDDDDDD

[October] Week 2 : HAMMONDDDDDD

Change of plans AGAIN.

[Top Gear - Dark Souls 1/2/3 Special]

The bounty for completing a no pickup run for DS1 and 3 has been found! As such the video will now showcase a no pickup run for Dark Souls 1,2 and 3 simultaneously.

So far I have finished re-recording the entire DS2 segment as Jeremy Clarkson, and th...

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[October] Week 1 : Oof ouch my back

[October] Week 1 : Oof ouch my back

Long story short, bear will have to hold his grill just a bit.

[How to beat Dark Souls 2 without picking up items]

Wow that's a mouthful. While debating over downpatching (will allow zips to escape the chapel without lighting any grace lit), using CE to enter DLC directly (cuts half the content), or doing it legit (a...

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[September] Week 3 : Bear gets to Grill once more

Can you smell what the Bear is cookin'?


[Next Video]

The current candidate for the next video idea is "Man vs Wild - Shadow of the Eardtree". This one would be quite different from the volcano manor episode for a couple of reasons:

  • The Zip glitch has been patched

  • The Chainsaw glitch h...

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[September] Week 1 : CURSE YOUUU BAYLEEEEE

[September] Week 1 : CURSE YOUUU BAYLEEEEE

The new video "How to All Hit Elden Ring" is Live!

[Next Video]

I refrained from using glitches on the recent ER video, I'm I'm itching to try some of these out. So the next video will most likely be related to this.

[Epitaph Tier Announcement]

If you haven't received the email with the i...

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Early access to next Vidya

Early access to next Vidya

Early Access to the next video How to All Hit Elden Ring.

All aspects of the video are subject to change.

Credits will be updated before full release so no bamboozle.

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[August] Week 3 : !Scarlet Rot!

[August] Week 3 : !Scarlet Rot!

Well, in the previous post I mentioned that I was going to reserve training. Turns out I got covid from the trip. Probably during the train to and from or the training itself. Got sick as hell for a few days. Now I'm feeling much better.

[How to ALL hit Elden Ring]

All the subtitles are in place and all the kinks are...

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[August] Week 2 : Let us refer back to the chart

[August] Week 2 : Let us refer back to the chart

I've got reserve military training tomorrow. What a waste of time.

[How to ALL hit Elden Ring]

The goal of the video is showcasing a way to beat elden ring without iframes, blocking, or using the red flask(on bosses). To achieve this the player must be familiar with how to properly use and stack buffs. I've made a he...

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[August] Week 1 : Stance Issue

[August] Week 1 : Stance Issue

Can't get hit if the enemy can't do anything.

[How to ALL hit Elden Ring]

All the music is in place and subtitles are next. Video is projected to be around 50 minutes long.

I am still unsure if I should name the video "All Hit" or "No Roll, No Block". First is kinda inaccurate since moves like lions claw does g...

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[July] Week 4 : L2 Only Elden Ring

[July] Week 4 : L2 Only Elden Ring

Could probably do it blindfolded

[How to ALL hit Elden Ring]

There has been a new patch that changed a lot of weapons and glitches. Fortunately the weapons and strategies used in this video has not been affected. Good thing I didn't commit to an impenetrable thorns build.

Currently editing the base game segment...

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[July] Week 3 : Flashbang vs Overweight stick

[July] Week 3 : Flashbang vs Overweight stick

Stab stab

[How to ALL hit Elden Ring]

All the footage has been recorded and currently being edited. As mentioned in the previous post, the video will include items and bosses from the DLC. See the above video to see a demonstration of DLC gear VS a DLC boss.

The video will cover multiple base game and DLC gear ...

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[July] Week 3 : Iron Jar, Son!

How to trade during waterfowl, and win.

[How to ALL hit Elden Ring]

The next video will be an all hit video of the main game and DLC of Elden Ring. The specific rules are:

  • No iframes (roll, quickstep, etc), even to get out of knockdown

  • No block/parry

  • No crimson tear flask d...

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[July] Asset Used & Backup to full video

[July] Asset Used & Backup to full video

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[July] Week 1 : Shidding on the Eardtree

[July] Week 1 : Shidding on the Eardtree

Finished the DLC after the recent video.

[Next video?]

I knew the bottles were gonna get nerfed sooner or later but didn't think it would be that fast. There are still some overpowered setups that survived the patch but without knowing if the video is going to be invalidated I am uncertain about making a video about ...

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Early access to next Vidya

Early access to next Vidya

Early Access to the next video How to Beat Dark Souls without Walking.

All aspects of the video are subject to change.

Credits will be updated before full release so no bamboozle.

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[June] Week 4 : She took the bloody TV Jeremy

[June] Week 4 : She took the bloody TV Jeremy

The worst possible timing.

[Dark Souls 2 without Walking - continued]

All the subtitles are in place and most of the final touches are done. Problem is, my TV broke down just as I was about to record some additional footage. No, I did not throw my controller at the TV. The TV was acting weirdly ...

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[June] Week 3 : Paraplegic

[June] Week 3 : Paraplegic

I can't seem to feel my legs.

[Dark Souls 2 without Walking - continued]

All the music has been placed and the subtitles are done to the 1 hour mark. I've tried my best to shorten the length and it's currently standing at 1 hour and 28 minutes, so the subtitles will be done this week as well.

By the time the subtitles are finis...

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[May] Week 4 : I have no arms, but I must fight

[May] Week 4 : I have no arms, but I must fight

So reaching character creation was the easy part

[How to beat Dark Souls 2 without Walking - continued]

Just reached the 1 hour mark and I'm still in Drangleic Castle. It is now definitely my longest video yet. In the meantime, I wanted to showcase some of the challenges that comes after getting the bow. As previousl...

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