Asterios & Sirancha

TLP #238: CHICKEN JOCKEY!! EVERYTHING That Happens In "A Minecraft Movie"

FLINT AND STEEL! theater explodes

TLP #238: CHICKEN JOCKEY! Everything That Happens In "A Minecraft Movie"

FLINT AND STEEL! *theater explodes*

Seapunk Night Shift #4: Question-ers and Answer-ers

Enter: Bluds MacKenzie.

"2mm Mmm Mmm Mmm" (1995, Unreleased Single)

Long rumored to exist, this first ever "sequel song" was discovered by musicologist Andy Davis in a fireproof safe belonging to Vince Lambert, original drummer for the Crash Test Dummies. The song was written by frontman Brad Roberts as an apology to his classmates, whose traumas he used without permission in his hit song, "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm." Lam...

Seapunk Day Shift #4: Questions + Answers

The day players get pressed by the press.

Seapunk: Night Shift #3: Not So Silent-er Running

Holodecks are for chumps.

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #237: Everything WRONG With Captain America 4!!!

WRONG THING #1: They wouldn't let me into the theater

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #237: Everything WRONG With Captain America 4!!!

WRONG THING #1: They wouldn't let me into the theater.

Seapunk: Day Shift #3: Not-So-Silent Running

Oh great, now there's a shark on the loose.

DarkSyde Jills #37: How Do Cows Clean Themselves?

You WON'T want to find out!

(Also: Someone very special to our girls was permanently banned from YouTube.)

Seapunk: Night Shift #2: Deep-er Waters

Uh...the night crew's not doing any better at this...

Live right now! Recording my next smash number one with a bullet hit track recording song

COME SAY HI

Seapunk: Day Shift #2: Deep Waters

Somehow, things get much, much worse. And they weren't great to begin with!

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #237: Mr. Based Gets Arrested + Nano Blaster 5G

This week: Rancher Rancho gives us a roundup of her..."special interests," including Mr. Based, World of T-Shirts, King Cobra JFS, Wings of Redemption and Nathen Mazri (a.k.a. "Mr. MegaMind").

Also: Nathfield Podcast The Nathfield Podcast Nathen Mazri GarfieldEATS Show Nanoblaster 5G Nano Blaster 5-G Garfield Eats Mr. Sub Mister Sub Episod...

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #237: Mr. Based Gets Arrested + Nano Blaster 5G

This week: Rancher Rancho gives us a roundup of her..."special interests," including Mr. Based, World of T-Shirts, King Cobra JFS, Wings of Redemption and Nathen Mazri (a.k.a. "Mr. MegaMind").

Also: Nathfield Podcast The Nathfield Podcast Nathen Mazri GarfieldEATS Show Nanoblaster 5G Nano Blaster 5-G Garfield Eats Mr. Sub Mister Sub Episo...

"That Pina Colada Song" (Escape!) — Recently Unearthed Demo (1977)

Musicologists unearthed this original demo of "That Pina Colada Song" (Escape!) in a storage locker owned by the estranged daughter of Rupert Holmes. While there are slight differences, the tune and structure are largely untouched—a tribute to Mr. Holmes' masterful storytelling ability. When asked for permission to release this #70smusic gem, ...

Seapunk RPG: Night Shift #1: Bon Voyag-er!

There are a LOT of people on this ship! Let's check in with the "Night Crew," a completely different cast of characters who are also totally unequipped for this.

Seapunk RPG: Day Shift #1: Bon Voyage!

Remember Seaquest DSV? Of course you don't, nobody does. But these ten weirdos do, and they turned that doomed "Underwater Star Trek" rip-off into a tabletop RPG that makes just as much sense as the original. Enjoy!

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #235: Asterios Keeps Getting Pulled Over For Some Reason

Hey! Quick note: Patreon said they'd like to feature TLP on the front page. They've asked we make a few posts a week for a while, and to make them all free to the public. So expect to hear a lot more from us for a bit.

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #235: Asterios Keeps Getting Pulled Over For Some Reason

Hey! Quick note: Patreon said they'd like to feature TLP on the front page. They've asked we make a few posts a week for a while, and to make them all free to the public. So expect to hear a lot more from us for a bit.

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I'm live right now! I'll teach you how to make $100 gambling

If you promise never to gamble again

DSJ #36: Amberlynn Reid is a Bad Person

Well, time to finally learn who Amberlynn Reid is

*two minutes in*

Well, time to walk into the ocean

Josh Cellars, "Humble Beginnings" (Original Cut) #wine #ad #josh

This never-before-seen version of the classic #Josh Cellars #wine #ad was deemed "too #heartfelt" to air during the #holidays.

"Cats In the Cradle" (Recently Unearthed Demo)

Long suppressed by Elektra Records, musicologist Andy Davis discovered this original cut of Harry Chapin's masterpiece after a deep dive into Chapin's home four-track archives.

TLP #234: Rancho Recaps "A Christmas Story Christmas" (AUDIO)

And: Asterios' nieces teach him to do "The Luigi"

TLP #234: Video Edition! Rancho Recaps "A Christmas Story Christmas" (VIDEO)

And: Asterios' nieces teach him how to do "The Luigi"

DSJ #35: Carly Rae Jepsen Is For The Gays

What do the "gals" think of sex-symbol and protest icon and murderer Luigi Mangione? You'll have to listen to find out!

The FIRST Ever Speedrun? (VHS Footage, 1990)

Could this old videotape have the first ever video game speedrun? In 1990, University of Ottawa student Christina Norman uploaded this tape of her best Dr. Mario game to her FTP server. She encouraged her friends to do the same and "beat" her time. Happy birthday, Christina!

Found! Alpha Development Footage From Starfox (SNES) (NY Toy Fair 1994)

Preserve gaming history! This footage was recently found by a VHS collector. It was shown to retail executives at New York Toy Fair back in 1994. Like and subscribe for more gaming history!

Have Yourself A Five-Boom Christmas (VIDEO)

BOOM or DOOM? Sound off in the comments!