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BATTLBOX (Early Access)

I've started working on some simpler videos for my own channel in-between working on the next videos for OFFCANNY. 

I'm working on building a bit of a backlog, in the meantime I'll post these early. If y'all enjoy these little bites, I'll continue to post them early here indefinitely.

: - )

knights photo album

medieval men

bts pics of a shoot we've finally gotten on with despite COVID-19 delay

Offcanny House Tour

Excerpt from the update video. This is what I meant by "interactive series"; if you guys have any ideas we'll implement them in this series. Kind of a fun little home improvement thing.

Big Video Teaser

Excerpt from the update video separated for your viewing pleasure

Update Video

I hope this surmises everything well enough. If you have any questions feel free to ask, and i'll elaborate here. 

We've Paused Billing for September 1st

We've paused the next billing cycle for active patrons due to our inactivity, meaning you will not be charged through September. Billing will remain paused until we're more regular.

We'll have an update for you as soon as we're earliest stable, and can more openly speak to a number of issues we've been handling personally, professionally...

Free Early Merch Samples (Closed)

We recently got a second round of samples back from our supplier. Unfortunately the labels were misprinted, so we've had a minor delay on release. The quality of the prints, embroidery and blanks were great though, so we've given them out!

Thanks for your support!

we watched shenmue

this would go under "experimental content" in our list of benefits for patrons in the sense that it's weird

Let's Play, The Bible Game

Let's Play, Playboy: The Mansion

The first of our game-plays we'll be posting here exclusively. We've only got one other finished (scheduled for tomorrow) so please do let us know what you think. 

Merch Sneak Peek

Here's a look at our lineup as is (excluding a couple products for the element of surprise). We're going to be ordering test prints from our supplier soon, though to offer high quality blanks the final store will operate via pre-order. We really want to make sure you get clothing that feels wearable outside of a support for the channel.  2020-04-23 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Tipsy Kitchen Patreon Exclusive Episode

Tipsy Kitchen is coming to the main channel as a monthly show. We're getting on schedule, looking to upload a new video every Sunday at 11 AM PST. We shot this to premiere as the first episode, but we ended up liking the pilot better so that's going live tomorrow. With the COVID-19 pandemonium still in effect expect more content from "home". Hop...

camping photo album

This is Not a Podcast - Ep 7

I found this old BTS of us shaving Garrett's head in November we never posted. Call it a treat for those of you who read the descriptions.

cut content: we became actors

here's all the cut content and blooper reel from our last release. didn't mean to over-hype the cringe for those of you who were looking for it 

Tipsy Kitchen “Set”

We finally got the final piece of our kitchen, yet to hang but there she is

Late February Update

Patreon's formatting is horrid, so I put together a video that more entertainingly fills you in on our schedule and what we've been up to. Let me know if you enjoy this format!

As of right now we've shot a couple of videos, both in the tail end of post-production, due to be released soon. I'm currently coordinating shooting the final segm...

This Is Not a Podcast - Ep 6

Not much of a photo album this time around so here are the photos we took edited to be cool and hip.

2020-02-10 19:55:57 +0000 UTC View Post

actual surprise guest

had a very interesting morning today I thought y’all might want to be teased on 💪

(PILOT) Tipsy Kitchen - Fried Chicken Sandwiches

A little pilot for a Patreon exclusive show we're work shopping. It doesn't align totally with what we'd consider for the channel, but it's something we'd like to do for y'all in between uploads. Or, if you think with a little budget it'd be good enough for the channel, we can do that as well. Let us know! Shout out to Garrett for the edit as we...

stripping day vlog

 a short vlog we shot on a mini-dv camera for the day of our performance

This is Not a Podcast - Ep 5

another brief episode, albeit, tonally more serious at times. we talk a bit on CC for those interested 

stripper photo album + update

sorry for the delay in posts, i had a hemorrhoid the size of a baseball I needed to handle before getting back to work. we've got a lot of stuff in the pipe, i...

This Is Not a Podcast - Ep 4

A super brief post shoot we shot as the sun was fading in Alec's backyard

unreleaseable winter video photo album

some shots we took during the winter video

unreleaseable winter video vlog

a short vlog we shot on a mini-dv camera for the winter video

unreleasable winter video

we biffed it guys. we tried to get a winter shoot up for you but it all went to fuck. instead of scrapping it, figured we'd post it here

here are some polaroids too:

ridge wallet giveaway (OVER)

howdy friends, hope your holidays are going good

we're giving away a brand new titanium black ridge wallet to a random patron who comments below

we'll message whoever wins tomorrow, so keep an eye out

merry christmas, and good luck!

EDIT: winner has been picked, thanks everybody & keep an eye out for more of these in ...