Bootleg Cookie Good catch Early Access!
Deuxième couplet, comme le premier!
This goober was both the smartest and dumbest dog I've ever met.
2020-01-26 19:35:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Deuxième couplet, comme le premier!
This goober was both the smartest and dumbest dog I've ever met.
2020-01-26 19:35:53 +0000 UTC View PostShe was perfectly fine, not even limping.
I'd like to say a lesson was learned, but...
Well, see you next week.
2020-01-19 19:46:16 +0000 UTC View Posthere's a fast lil treat for you guys, I actually wrote a month's worth of updates already!
Considering they're all yonkomas, it's not the greatest literature challenge of all times, but I went from "what the hell am I gonna talk about this Sunday" to 5 entire strips ready to be livestreamed!
And yes, thought of another school story t...
2020-01-10 21:26:07 +0000 UTC View PostI don't know what my problem is with "Lippie" and "Agriculture", but I'm fine with "Moist".
I DO know what my problem is with "Hello Beautiful" and "It'll be great exposure".
2020-01-05 19:38:43 +0000 UTC View PostAggressive Mnemonics!
Happy New Year, and to more hard work in 2020! LET'S GO!
2019-12-29 19:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostY'all think I have a temper.
2019-12-22 19:53:31 +0000 UTC View PostRox has issues with working the Google Home because A: We suspect her voice is too high-pitched for it to register and B: She does tend to explain the life story of her question instead of just ASKING the question.
Also I'm the only one that actually uses the GH app, and only for evil.
I went to a catholic school pretending to be a public school plus I'm a big fan of Halloween, Christmas, my birthday and surviving a medical emergency through blood transfusions.
So religion? Not my forté.
Our JWs are pretty chill otherwise.
2019-12-09 01:23:18 +0000 UTC View PostI didn't draw the seatbelts, but put on your seatbelt people. These are highly trained comic characters.
So yeah every year my dad makes a shit-ton of festive food for friends and family and every year he says it's the last year he does it.
We no longer believe him.
DISCLAIMER: DON'T EAT YOUR FACE SCRUB. This was literally a slip of the tongue.
At least I didn't poison myself.
2019-11-25 01:20:17 +0000 UTC View PostOn that day, I went viral.
Pet Foolery (Pixie and Brutus) : www.instagram.com/pet_foolery/
My entry : www.instagram.com/p/B40ldArBU5c/?utm_source=ig_web_co...
I am sad because this is one of those jokes I can't translate in french. BUT IT WAS SO PUNNY!
2019-11-11 01:12:20 +0000 UTC View PostVote for me so I can get a gift card to help me get art supplies! https://www.doodleaddicts.com/drawing-challenges/draw-your-fear/2916/ **TRIGGER WARNING** My entry is pretty gory!
2019-11-07 14:57:06 +0000 UTC View PostSo I'm THRILLED I got a new Patron and I hope y'all enjoy your early access to the eternal violent comedy that is my life!
2019-11-04 01:41:58 +0000 UTC View PostThis is why I have a Mac.
2019-10-28 01:10:50 +0000 UTC View Post- Gave up on the comic theme because they use Badaboom and Badaboom shouldn't be used for normal text. It's in my SFX folder for a reason, folks!
- still learning how to get this fancy on the mobile livestream
- Proooobably still gonna use the chill mario music for the desktop live until I build a proper pretzel.rocks playlist (so I ...
2019-10-27 17:57:13 +0000 UTC View PostHey I made a quick lil review of the sketch cards I use for Inktober! Watch till the end, there's a blooper!
2019-10-26 17:36:58 +0000 UTC View PostI'm a Disney Princess!
https://linktr.ee/soveryunofficial
https://ko-fi.com/illustratrix
https://paypal.me/SharonGau...
Today's episode is about correcting.
Facts and Behaviors.
Also I'm referring to two previous Bootleg Cookies where I had to get physical with some ding dong who couldn't keep his hands/face to himself.
2019-10-14 16:08:15 +0000 UTC View PostSally is still not Mamie's real name, but the Anna part is real. we just never used it.
ALSO WHO DOES THAT??? I don't care what decade you're in, you don't touch the employees!
PLEASE. BE. SPECIFIC.
Yeah that breakup didn't last.
I'm here, aren't I?
2019-09-30 00:29:17 +0000 UTC View PostThat's not Mamie's real name and of course she didn't kick him, she did shove him hard tho.
2019-09-23 00:52:37 +0000 UTC View PostNo idea what his actual name was, and Mamie didn't bother to remember when she told me that story.
Dad's sense of timing is impeccable.
2019-09-09 00:32:22 +0000 UTC View PostMamie has no time for your shit.
We'll see Purple-priest again, that's not the end of his shenanigans.
2019-09-02 00:36:58 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know I'm updating a Mario fan comic every thursday? We're up to page 4 at the moment of writing this! It's off Gabe Lerman's very fun and funny script, so go give it a read!
Your support is what makes these comics possible (this, Mario's Mis-cake, Bootleg Cookie and Irritated Replayer) so I say THANK YOU! 2019-08-29 14:02:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Wanna see what the actual event was like?
https://havanatimes.org/features/havanas-nightly-cannon-fire-ritual/
And this marks the end of the Cuba Adventure for this year!
Did you have fun?
2019-08-26 13:07:49 +0000 UTC View PostOnly took 3 weeks but Outdoors Dolls won this round!
Also at what point in your life does nailing dolls to a tree constitutes whimsical decoration? Is this where I picked up Orville?
It is, isn't it!
2019-08-20 00:44:08 +0000 UTC View PostDidn't care much for my shoes at the time as they were shoes I usually used for mowing the lawn; they were already heavily stained green.
The next day however, one of the people we were staying with had scrubbed my sneakers cleaner than when I went first arrived; Mom asked me if I had bought new shoes while I was in Cuba.
Nope!...
2019-08-12 00:41:16 +0000 UTC View Post