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Stefan Takes an L 2: The Parking Lot

Stefan has officially obtained a license to drive and we already break several laws as we have more than one additional passenger in the car as he drives. But it's worth it! Stefan takes the wheel and maneuvers John's car around an empty parking lot as we practice shoulder checking, mirror discipline, and stall parking. Next up: the damn road!!!...

Did You Get the Memmo? 2: Return of the Cock Destroyers w/ Jesse Farrar

We are back on our celebrity shout-out bullshit, as we once again plumb the depths of the Swedish/Canadian Cameo-style site, Memmo. This time, our friend Jesse Farrar (GoK, YKS) joins us as we take a peek at some horrible impersonators from Britney Spears to Deep Fake Trump and we hear from Michael Buffer, Dennis Hull, and the Cock Destroyers ma...

Blocked Bag 36: Sexy Bank Accounts w/ Maddy Kelly

Maddy Kelly (comedian) rejoins the show to answer YOUR dumb questions and this episode gets particularly sexy as we (sort of) divulge our sexual histories in the name of an imaginary bank account and talk about the sexiest piece of clothing. We also talk about Guys, eating a mile of food, breaking expensive things, and filling out forms.

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Cullen the Herd 11: John v. David Draiman w/ Bryan Quinby

It's a special POD Kast block this week, as John and Bryan have the POD Kast account blocked by Disturbed lead singer David Draiman the second he logs back onto Twitter. It's a wild story as we fill the listeners in on that and just the whole backstory with him. It's a good time. We also get into cotton candy, 70s recipes and obscure "salads", o...

The Canadian Education Programme for Foreign Podcasters 14: Popular Mechanics for Kids w/ Rachel Feltman

One of the first things on the show you might be surprised to learn IS Canadian, we cover the very well-known career launch of Elisha Cuthbert and Jay Baruchel, Popular Mechanics for Kids. Our friend Rachel Feltman (The Weirdest Thing I Learned This Week) joins us as we cover an episode on Aquariums. Jay gets the much sweeter jobs (classic) as h...

Blocked Bag 35: Showing Our Ass w/ Brandon Ash Mohammed

Brandon Ash Mohammed (comedian) is back and he's in-studio for two things: to enjoy the experience of recording with us in person, and to see John's ass. Well, not exactly sure he flew all the way to Vancouver for either thing, but we are thrilled to have him as we answer your questions. We start the episode by dropping our skincare routine, and...

Heck/Cullen 1: Steve Sladkowski of PUP

It's a brand-new bonus type here for First-Timers Club Sweeps Month, as Stefan and John put on their serious (sorta) journalist caps and start this new series where we are going to give an honest attempt at a straight-ahead interview (as only we can) with some of our more interesting friends. First up, it's Steve Sladkowski of the punk band PUP....

Stefan Takes an L 1: The Written Test

It's the first episode in a new series where Stefan learns how to drive, and John teaches him! Of course, before Stefan can get on the road, he has to take his written learner's test. Will he pass, or will the nerves get to be too much? A few of our friends (and Stefan's dad) have some advice for Stefan and he tries to take it all in as he takes...

Stefan the City: And John's Like That 10: "Seeing the Light" w/ Alison Rosen

Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend) joins us after INSISTING that she be a part of our AJLT recaps, and she insisted that just in time, as this is the final episode of Season 1 of the show. The show does indeed cram a lot into the season finale, but not a lot of it is all that interesting, including an ending that leaves us all c...

Trivia Party 7: Go Off Kings v. bigsofttitty.png w/ Jesse Farrar, Tom Walker, and Demi Lardner

Meg is away, so John takes over as the venerable Quizmaster for a meeting of the two titans of Twitch streaming: The Go Off Kings and bigsofttitty.png. Jesse and Stefan team up against Tom and Demi, and it's predictable chaos, as the two teams vie to see who will be crowned the victors of Trivia Party.

Stefan the City: And John's Like That 9: "No Strings Attached" w/ Bryan Quinby

Bryan Quinby joins the show to break down the penultimate episode of Season 1 of "...And Just Like That", and it might be the worst episode yet, somehow. You'd figure with it being the second-to-last episode things would, y'know, happen, but apparently not! Che and Miranda continue to figure out what their "thing" is, Steve and Carrie have a biz...

Blocked Bag 34: Somewhat Confident w/ Clare Belford and Our Friend Nolan

Clare Belford (comedian) returns to the show to answer some of YOUR listener questions as John's answer to the viral "landing a plane in an emergency situation" tweet prompts a phone call from Stefan and John's mutual friend who is an actual pilot. The rest of the episode doesn't need a guest expert, as the three of us weigh in on parental conte...

Cullen the Herd 10: John v. A Hockey Twitter Guy w/ Aaron Read

Aaron Read (comedian/musician) returns to the show to discuss John getting mixed up with Edmonton Oilers Twitter during last year's playoffs. We also get into adding sound effects to the show, Aaron bringing up Pornhub ads leads to Stefan introducing him to the Venus for Men, and we talk about bus drivers who get a little bit creative on their r...

Stefan the City: And John's Like That 8: "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered" w/ Chris James

With only 3 episodes left, you'd assume "And Just Like That" would be speeding towards a gripping finale...but you'd be wrong! It's yet another near-filler episode as Chris James (Not Even a Show) joins us to try his best to figure out what the hell is going on, having never watched a single second of Sex and the City previously. Carrie has a me...

BPTV: Ring Ring! A BP Call-In Show!

It's the VOD from our first-ever BP call-in show, as we hear from many of our beloved listeners over the course of a few hours. Perhaps the highlight is the reveal of the Blocked Party race car, but there's lots of great chats in here! Our listeners are cool!

Blocked Bag 33: It's Not Brain Surgery w/ KC Novak

KC Novak (comedian) returns to the show to answer your mailbag questions, as we ponder what it would be like to have brain surgery (probably good for us) and our most problematic crush (bad). We also discuss famous doctors, Lindt chocolate, Wendy's, not nutting, Canadian ballet, and Stefan is forced to consider the fact that if he gets his drive...

The Canadian Education Programme for Foreign Podcasters 13: Polka Dot Door w/ Caitlin Durante

A show that's perhaps a little more memorable to John than Stefan, we have returning guest Caitlin Durante (Bechdel Cast) on to talk about a beloved Ontario-based children's show: Polka Dot Door. With songs and stories and so much more, we break down the truly baffling special episode "Polkaroo's Birthday", in which the strange creature we call ...

Stefan the City: And John's Like That 7: "Sex and the Widow" w/ Danika Thibault

We're back with what might be the best episode of this torturous season so far, and Danika Thibault (comedian) is here to break it all down with us. Carrie writes a memoir about Big's death and after some weird encouragement from her book agent (and Oprah), she gets back into the dating pool. Speaking of the dating pool, Miranda tries to ignite ...

Blocked Bag 32: Driving Mr. Stefan w/ Becca

Becca makes her triumphant return to the podcast as we discuss how the term "hoser" came to be, and Becca reveals she doesn't know what "Strange Brew" is. The rest of this episode is a bit of a strange brew, as we answer your questions about heists, sleeping, furries, Frank D'Angelo, Big Shiny Tunes, Spy vs. Spy, our dream celebrity birthday blu...

The After Party 23: Man Goes to Canadian Tire w/ Jesse Farrar

It simply would not be a trip to Vancouver, BC, Canada for a man who loves the store as much as Jesse Farrar were we not to take him to our most iconic store: Canadian Tire. Bask in the glow of Jesse's face as we discover the plethora of products available to him in one place from camping gear to toilet seats. And he gets really mad at Stefan fo...

Bourgeoisie Partie 3: Hockey Boyz w/ Aaron Warner

Stefan's new podcast partner, Aaron Warner (I Hate This Team, ChapoFYM) joins the fellas for a special episode where we break down some of our favourite hockey highlights from the past couple of decades. We take a look at some great goals, hits, fights, bloopers, audio clips, and a sit-down interview with Don Cherry conducted by Toronto Sun dumb...

Stefan the City: And John's Like That 6: "Diwali" w/ Libby Watson

Despite the episode title, the actual Diwali celebration in this episode ends up being about 3 minutes of the show (probably for the best) and that sets the tone for what's ultimately another filler episode in a season full of them. Libby Watson (writer) joins us as Carrie continues to deal with her Big grief and tries to move into a new place, ...

The After Party 22: YKS in the Damn Studio!

The title says it all: on a trip to Vancouver, Jesse and db from Your Kickstarter Sucks join the Blocked Boys LIVE in the BP Studios for a hangout episode. It goes about how you'd expect, as an early episode burping fit turns into a lot of nonsense talk about their respective Vancouver trips, including A&W, Exploding Kittens, the Nashville m...

Blocked Bag 31: Vampire BJs w/ Tim Gray and Dana Smith

Tim and Dana are BACK on the show answering YOUR listener questions and this month we FINALLY get serious as we answer the one true question: would you let a vampire suck you off? We also get into bodily fluid retention, Hedonism II, Jurassic Park, delicious dips, hide and seek, museums, Halloween costumes, and sharting in the starting blocks. 2022-09-29 01:03:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Stefan the City: And John's Like That 5: "Tragically Hip" w/ Andrea Jin

Andrea Jin (comedian) joins us to talk about how she never got into Sex and the City at all, and somehow her first exposure to the whole thing was through this mess! We discuss Andrea's recent move to LA, Stefan getting back into soccer, and anything else we can think of other than this episode. But we do get to it eventually, as Carrie needs hi...

Canadian Education Programme 12: The Audio

In the past, some of you have noted that you'd prefer to have an audio version of the video content. It feels like the Canadian Heritage Minutes need to be seen to be believed, but if you'd like an audio version of the show instead, here it is.

The Canadian Education Programme for Foreign Podcasters 12: Canadian Heritage Minutes w/ Alison Rosen

It's been a minute, but we are back with some Canadian Education, and this time it's a video episode! We're joined by Alison Rosen (Childish, Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend) to discuss a great part of our nation's education program: Canadian Heritage Minutes. Often airing incongruously with children's programming, these are government-spon...

Hell Block 14: Stefan v. Benny Johnson w/ Chris James

Doing the Hell Block last month sparked Stefan's memory of being blocked by conservative meme scientist Benny Johnson, and so we had to get to it as soon as we could. Luckily our good friend Chris James (Not Even a Show) was there for the ride as we discuss the wedding Stefan and John attended this weekend, Tim Pool's new emo song, Stefan finds ...

Stefan the City: And John's Like That 4: "Some of My Best Friends" w/ Molly Thomas

It's finally here! Molly Thomas won the WAVAW listener contest all the way back in March and now gets the distinct pleasure of joining the Blocked Boys for an episode. And what an episode it is! With this being a very clear filler episode of "...And Just Like That" that also continues to challenge the boundaries of good taste, we spend more time...

Blocked Bag 30: Badly Ever After w/ Derek

Our good friend Derek returns to the show to answer YOUR questions! We ponder what our version of Hell might look like, and quite frankly, it might be a lot of what we get into in this episode, as a question about the worst fart you've ever done leads to more Joey for John. Plus, we chat the frozen food aisle, nostalgic foods, complaining to the...