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Chapter 191: Painting Of The Soul

Sir Carrius of the Hollow Vow dreamed of flames.

Though he never slept, his eyes when they closed forged images of melting steel and fae flames. And then he’d snap, turning his heel as he brought his sword against the fallen statues which inhabited his courtyard of echoes.

Through the endless hours of the day, he saw the ghosts of ...

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Chapter 190: A Ballet For The Stars

I was utterly aghast.

I was a princess, for goodness sake!

I did not duel knights! Certainly no more than I duelled adventurers in my orchard! It was an event which never occurred, and should anyone have seen anything to the contrary, then they were due a meeting with me in a darkened corner of the Royal Villa with a tearful...

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Chapter 189: The Last Knight

As a princess, few were more accustomed to knights than myself.

Despite their indulgence in ceaseless pageantry, they were the single greatest source of general disturbance within my kingdom. Hooligans upending tables in bars could only hope to compare to the sheer amount of calamity knights caused wherever they went, their bright banners ...

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Chapter 188: Dreams Amidst Dusk

I held Starlight Grace aloft as my boots waded through puddles of water.

Not stepped. Waded.

Absolutely grim. I could feel the mucus with every step, like stepping on a road cobbled with fruit slimes. As I lifted my sword, its light shone into the dark recesses of a corridor boasting more liquid than the lake beside the Roya...

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Chapter 187: A Toast To The Future

Eucian of the Stars was born of humble beginnings.

As the son of an elven woodworker, it was never his life’s due to lead what remained of his people.

To be a king was a weight few could have expected him to carry, not least because it was a task all before him had sought to butcher. Now the elven tribes were scattered like the pet...

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Chapter 186: The Royal Entrance

A talking door, complete with a suspicious smile.

All of a sudden, I found myself gasping as I held my hands to my mouth … all in order to stop the childish sound of delight from seeping into the open.

My … I could scarcely believe my luck!

Even as empires rose and fell, seasons shifted with the moods of dragons and carrots...

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Chapter 185: Hidden Faces

I knew it was the elven ruins even before I saw the crumbling stonework.

A little wooden sign in defiance of the forest, its surface clear and legible even as everything around it was encased in a veil of forest moss.


NOTICE TO ALL VISITORS.

Elevated structures, loose stonework and hidden sinkholes are p...

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Chapter 184: Passing Grade

I plucked a single blade of grass from the soil.

To others, it was little more than a weed in the background. To me, it was a lifelong resident of my kingdom. And as something which had grown and made its home here, it was privy to more rights than the highest of foreign dignitaries.

And these elves were not them.

I studied the...

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Chapter 183: Desperate Measures

For most, life was unfair.

For Count Radran of the Fading Candle, life was especially unfair.

As he peered upon his reflection in his gilded mirror, surrounded by the legacy of his family and his high status in his golden pavilion, he looked upon an elf in his prime.

Tall, slim and handsome, with striking blue eyes and a curtai...

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Chapter 182: A Helping Hand

Once upon a time, the elves were welcome travellers amidst the continent.

Touring the land as guests and dignitaries, they offered their wisdom to the youngest races. Yet now, they toured the land as refugees, forced to make their homes amidst the bleakest corners of realms they once viewed as beneath them.

And in my kingdom, they ma...

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Chapter 181: Royal Inspection

A small garden of pavilions greeted my sight.

They flowered amidst the cedar trees like golden chrysanthemums, awash with more embroidery than could be found on a sequin dress.

Not any of mine, obviously. Mine had enough threading that when pulled apart, it could be used as intricate traps to slow down the pursuit of my mathematics t...

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Chapter 180: A Treatise On Royal History

High above me, snatches of golden light peeked through a canopy of waltzing leaves, teasing a dazzling, evening sky.

And then a tree root tried to murder me.

A gentle breeze swept through the underbrush, inviting the balm of dew upon my skin while fronds of swaying grass brushed at my legs.

And then a tree root tried to murder ...

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Chapter 179: A Matter Of Elves

As the winner of every edition of the Royal Villa’s Horticultural Flower Show since the day I created it, it took a notable amount to impress me in the gardening world.

Over the years, I had as many challengers to my reign as I did suitors at my feet. Each summer, nobility from near and afar were invited to decorate their own corner of o...

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Chapter 178: An Unchanging Constant

A deluge of white doves filled the afternoon sky.

I cast my gaze upwards, smiling in delight at the wings weaving a song of celebration as they brushed past the leaves of the verdant evergreens.

Indeed … even nature itself sought to welcome me to my destination!

Before me, the Loerstadt Gate rose high as a symbol of my family...

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Chapter 177: Thief, Sword Saint And (Still) Single

Shoulders fought against each other just for the right to swipe at Ophelia first.

Her blade was ready to meet them.

With a flash of silver to better even the approaching storm of swords, Ophelia swept her sword out in a wide crescent. Billowing wind met the tide of leaping bodies, sending them hurtling back to a chorus of gasps.

<...

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Chapter 176: Distant Relations

There was a reason Ophelia didn’t do family gatherings.

Someone always died.

And that someone was usually Ophelia.

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Chapter 175: Big Elven Secrets

Ophelia didn’t do half measures.

She did full measures. Because contrary to popular belief, she did everything seriously.

Whether that was burgling from the fae, setting off to murder dragons or carefully doing half a lazy stretch each fortnight, Ophelia the Snow Dancer took everything seriously. It’s just that it seemed like she...

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Chapter 174: Customs Declaration

Ophelia the Snow Dancer's mini-arc (2). 1/4.

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Ophelia considered herself a law abiding citizen.

Sure, the last thing she paid for was the lockpick she used to burgle everything with. But all things were relative.

She didn’t murder everyone she met for the sake of it. Which given the people she knew ma...

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Book 2 is now released!

Book 2 is now released!

Look! Look at her! Isn't she cute?! 

Of course she is!

Well, now the whole world can nod their head and agree too, because Coppelia officially joins Juliette in the wide world of eBooks! Yay!

Thank you for allowing me to reach this far. I cannot express my gratitude for all the support you've given me. As my Patrons, you h...

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Chapter 173: An Unwritten Future

Apple snorted as he came to a stop.

The afternoon was fast drawing to a close, and despite never breaking into a gallop, the countryside paths crying beneath the neglect of the local nobility were demanding on even the heaviest coursers … of which Apple was still not one.

Indeed, the only resemblance he shared with the warhorses us...

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Chapter 172: Kingdom Building

The nymph presented a plate of white asparagus with mousseline sauce upon the Restaurant De Les Bolgrof’s newest piece of furnishing.

A hill giant’s tree, now requisitioned as a dining table.

Doing her utmost to ensure the dish’s stability, she slowly took a step back, before fidgeting like a misbehaving child as she a...

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Chapter 171: A Nymph’s Dream

As Starlight Grace left my side, its dazzling light fell upon a familiar pair of turquoise eyes.

After all, as familiar as those eyes were, it took more than the mimicking of mere appearances to send me astray, especially when it came to knowing the members of my own retinue.

As a princess, I peered past the surface, discerning aspec...

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Chapter 170: Growing Pains

I knew little about nymphs. Which was as much as I wished to know.

Dancing where they wished and playing what games they must, all nymphs left little in the way of choice for those caught in their pranks and their puzzles.

Pests shielded by the façade of alluring figures, beautiful footwork and girlish smiles, they paid no taxes and...

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Chapter 169: Giant Hospitality

Hill giants.

Few could claim the ability to wrestle dragons outside of raucous inns and bars.

They were one of them.

Born from the fantasies of drunkards as they imagined themselves twice the stature they were, these 12 foot amalgamations of near-sightedness and terror uprooted trees as easily as they swung them.

Natural ...

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Chapter 168: The Blossoming Spring

As a princess, I held a monopoly on all things beautiful.

Yet occasionally, even I witnessed something which drew my eye. Not very often. But those times it did, it ensured that even my loyal steed … absolutely didn’t pause or slow down.

Apple kept trotting at the same relentlessly lackadaisical pace he always did.

But if h...

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Chapter 167: The Edge Of The Kingdom

My mother’s maids were becoming increasingly fearless.

As the only members of the Royal Villa’s staff to be immune from my finger of firing, they obeyed my mother’s commands without fail.

Ordinarily, this was a good thing. Obedience and loyalty were the two most important features of any servant, followed closely by the flexibi...

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Chapter 166: Witch’s Brew

Despite being the brightest star in the sky, the shadows cast over my fair kingdom still remained.

As a result, I had little time to wait for the residents of this disappointing town to lean from their windows while casting garlands of flowers upon me. My eyes were already turned towards the next stop on my journey.

Yes … even if a...

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Chapter 165: First Amongst Equals

A wine bottle smashed against a nose.

Mirabelle counted the cost before the liquid spilled onto the floor. It would be expensive. Anything in a bottle would. The Reitzlake branch of the Adventurer’s Guild didn’t typically do glass. It did wooden steins. And the reason was the many shards now forming a health hazard on the floor.

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Chapter 164: Old Ladders, Same Cats

Here in the guild hall of the Stermondt branch of the Adventurer’s Guild, I wept for the souls of those present.

Men and women whose dereliction of morals had blackened their souls so poorly that no light could ever reach them.

Instead, they repulsed everything around them like an alchemist’s miasma.

Nothing could penetrate...

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Chapter 163: A New Dawn

Miriam watched the pair long after they themselves could no longer see her.

Yet even as their figures turned a corner and disappeared into the streets now lifted of fog, she continued to stare, mouth wide as she clutched the newly penned letter in her hands.

Miriam had seen a lot of things over the past 500 years.

Most of it pa...

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