Today we’ve got last night’s live show, where I attempt to convince a guy I’m calling from the afterlife, I tell a Circle K employee that there’s a ghost in front of him, and I get up to some shopping cart hijinks because Wasted Mem...
2020-09-17 01:30:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Today Daisy heard everything that you said and that’s why she said what she said, Dragonmere messes up and pings someone’s car instead of dinging it, 2020-09-14 03:02:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Today Goby brings us a show where I call businesses in the immediate vicinity of Sensei Doug's karate mart and make various forms of smalltalk with them. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music during the show is Reality by ...
2020-09-12 22:31:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Today you’ll hear me do my very first car ding call of the year, which is a huge failure. I also do some requests, and discover an amazing new telemarketing technique that is going to revolutionize the telemarketing world. And it’s all ...
2020-09-10 19:27:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Today I tried to do an idea from the Facebook group, but I failed, so I did some requests instead. I blame Synthead, Chris J, Crooked Alligator, R T, and Audi Love, in that order. So today we roll the dice with people's package deliveries, ...
2020-09-06 02:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello class. Today we’re learning all about the metric system. You know what that is, right? This show’s top mathletes are Farfegnügen, The Least Creative, Dirty syringe, Earnie M, and The Stunning-Kruger Effect.
Raiden Digital wants you to know that your signs are shitty, your bar is homophobic, and Jennifer is a huge liar. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music during the show is Reality by PM Dawn. The ending song McDonald's Girl...
2020-09-01 20:52:14 +0000 UTC View Post
We've done robotic employees at convenience stores, but we've never done robotic customers. Until today! This show was lovingly funded by HeyyLyn6969, Shrinkman, The Real Krazy Kraz, Ryan M, and kristine!
Here's a show brought to you by Omni, that has a bunch of requests in it. I do a few really old Craigslist ads by Max Power, and we change some phone numbers, as usual. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music dur...
2020-08-26 04:16:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s a live show that happened immediately after the Daisy Pendergrass Show and right before the 2020-08-22 02:59:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s one of the two shows I did yesterday. This is the one that happened right before the live show that Carol did where I call and ask people to stop doing things. It’s brought to you by Efin Reality, Ryan Jardina, S...
2020-08-21 03:04:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's extremely short show contains a few listener requests, including one from Depressed Mashed Potatoes which I'm pretty sure has caused him to become mortal enemies with a ninja master. Depressed Mashed Potatoes' future battle to the d...
2020-08-18 07:02:58 +0000 UTC View Post
You know what I haven’t done enough of this year? Dandelion pranks. Yes that’s right. Dandelion pranks. This show is brought to you by Christopher S, Inspector Ratchet, Rhonk, EET FUK, and SixWeekTenure.
DenmarkIsARealCountry is your sponsor today and he brings you a call to a sensei that stuck his sign in an unfortunate place, a bunch of people with intense staring problems, and T-Falcon's grandma is definitely used to this sort of thing. The opening song is by Miriam, the background music is by Atmosphere, and the ending song is F...
2020-08-11 03:24:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I finally get a little mileage out of my wacky sleep monitoring cell phone service and do a few requests. The political and religious beliefs expressed in this show are fully endorsed by Cody NoName, Jasey M, Brown Magic, Sean L, and YA BOY...
2020-08-08 07:45:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s a show brought to you by MistaJohn, Inspector Ratchet, Kevin C, Starkey, and iregretjumping, who goes to bed in the very early afternoon. In this show I attempt to tell people to stop being such motherjerks while on our property. 2020-08-06 07:59:50 +0000 UTC View Post
In today’s show, Snappy Bakes and Martin have a showdown, King Richard teaches an elderly lady about tachyons, time dialation, and quantum mechanics, a...
2020-07-31 00:55:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Today we talk to landlords about dandelions, the new water sucking machine I’ve hooked into my water lines, deliveries of large crates, and lobster roaches. This show is sponsored by Be-I-Eber-4life, Ryan Jardina, Travis B, toinetoin...
2020-07-29 01:21:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm back this week to talk to apartment managers about the very latest in tenant technology. This Hobosode is brought to you by 4.OC.RV.HOBOS. The opening music is by Henrik, the background music is by Atmosphere, and the ending song is fro...
2020-07-27 23:20:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's show is all over the place with Sensei Doug and post office calls. It's sponsored by Jasey M. Show art by Nik Caesar. The intro song is by Henrik, background music by Emergency Pizza Party, the ending song is In Roy NM b...
2020-07-25 21:15:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you know that people who live in a golf course actually complain about their homes getting hit by golfballs? It's true! All this and more on today's show, which is brought to you by HeyyLyn6969, Theo P, DenmarkIsARealCountry, Icelandic ...
2020-07-23 03:25:24 +0000 UTC View Post
I go through the requests folder and try to help gamblers in denial, I change phone numbers, I take away an old lady’s gibs, and I flush some dandelions down the toilet, if you know what I mean. This episode is sponsored by Karbo B, Stark...
2020-07-21 09:25:38 +0000 UTC View Post
This Hobosode is brought to you by Theo P. It's got new package delivery policies, the latest in driveway sensor technology, and even a call back.
The opening song is the theme from The Edison Twins, the background music is Black Mages by Emergency P...
Today I’m back in the situation room to tell all of my listeners about the many benefits of dandelions vs. grass. Dandelions have a multitude of uses, which you will learn all about in this 90 minute seminar, which is brought to you by ou...
2020-07-15 02:52:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s an old show from 2015 that features me and Carlito and doesn’t completely suck. I recorded this one on Thursday, planning to post it that night, but that didn’t seem to work out, probably because I got distracted by prairie dogs....
2020-07-11 16:06:16 +0000 UTC View Post
HEY. This is a show brought to you by Simspeak. It's got some indoor swimming with horribly low water pressure, some purposely obscene phone numbers, and a callback to the corporate Prank Call Call Center. The opening song is my Miriam, the...
2020-07-07 01:56:33 +0000 UTC View Post
In today’s show you’ll hear me use the term “manhole” about a dozen times without once turning it into an immature sexual joke. You’ll also hear a terrible clipping/crackling noise every few minutes that’s due to this temporary ...
2020-07-01 05:08:07 +0000 UTC View Post
For years listeners have been telling me how much they hate my long boring intros and my stupid annoying voicemails and my horrible taste in music and they claim that they would sign up for Patreon if I'd just release only the pranks and nothing else. So that's what I'm attempting today, just to see what you all think. I've recorded the entire s...
2020-07-01 02:30:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey look, I'm finally doing another Snow Plow Show! This one's brought to you by Brennan, Chris J, Dirty syringe, EET FUK, and Jamie F. Today you're going to hear me call a bunch of people at home to talk to them about dog poop, metal detec...
2020-06-28 03:29:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Cody NoName brings the Hobosodes back from the dead with some requests to land lords, fiances, and sign people. The opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson. The background music is called Mime Beat. The ending song is The Robots Will Ki...
2020-06-25 03:27:24 +0000 UTC View Post