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MVP: Nada Surf "Popular"

There is nothing more important than being popular, but the second most important thing is listening to the latest episode of MVP where we discuss the music video for Nada Surf's "Popular" and take all their advice. We still don't have any friends.

Watch the music video: 2025-01-23 09:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest January 22: Early Access Explosions in the Sky, Rockabilly, Custody, and More

Explosions in the Sky Derides Nation’s Recent Drop in Stirring Sports Movie Output

By Jason Clemence

AUSTIN, Texas — Members of the instrumen...

Hard Digest January 21: Elon, Biden, Early Access Shoegaze, Joint Supplements, United Airlines, and More

People Elon Musk Pays to Be His Friends Ask For Raise Before Agreeing to Defend Nazi Salute

By The Hard Times Staff 

WASHINGTON — The collecti...

Hard Digest January 20: Early Access Disturbed, Instagram, Winter, and More

Disturbed Reveal “Down with the Sickness” Also a Simon and Garfunkel Cover

By Steve Packosky 

CHICAGO — Nu-Metal band Disturbed revealed...

Hard Digest January 19: Melania's Hat, Nazi Salutes, Early Access Milo, Rodents, Stephen Miller, and More

Nazi Saluting Elon Musk Sees Spike in Approval Rating Amongst School Shooters

By Ben Friedman 

WASHINGTON — Elon Musk’s double Nazi salute...

Hard Digest January 18: Early Access Questlove, Pandemic Albums, and Retirement

Questlove Wonders What He Must Have Done in Past Life to be Forced to Listen to Jimmy Fallon Every Night for Past 15 Years

By Doug Kolic 

NEW YOR...

Hard Digest January 17: Early Access Opening Bands, David Lynch, Elon Musk, and More

Opening Band Thinks It’s Really Important You Know Their Bass Player’s Name is Steve

By Ed Saincome

PORT TOWNSEND, Wash. — Local opening...

Hard Digest January 16: David Lynch, Village People, IDF Soldiers, Early Access Widows, Reservations, J.D. Vance, and More

David Lynch Dead at 78, or in the White Lodge, or Maybe the Whole Thing Is Just a Dream, We’re Not Sure

By Dan Rice

David Lynch, the iconic auteur beh...

MVP: Aerosmith "Crazy"

If you love bad music then Aerosmith is the band for you. Today we break down the classic video for "Crazy" featuring Alicia Silverstone and an underage Liv Tyler stripping. Not weird at all.

Watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMNgbISmF4I 2025-01-16 16:24:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest January 15: Early Access Dipshits, 2026, Childhood Trauma, and More

Dipshit Out on Walk With Headphones Definitely Picturing Self in Opening Scene of Movie

By Joe Rumrill

WEST HARTFORD, Conn. — Disturbed onlookers rol...

Hard Digest January 14: Early Access Drummers, Pets, NYPD, and More

Drummer Wants More Creative Input on Where the Band Stops for Lunch

By Jeff Bender 

LAUREL, Miss. — Drummer Keith Reed for the hard rock grou...

Hard Digest January 13: Early Access Dimmu Borgir, Wahlburgers, Mattresses, and More

Lifelong Fan of Black Metal Still Unsure if Liking Dimmu Borgir Is Acceptable

By Steve Packosky 

PHILADELPHIA — Lifelong fan of black met...

Hard Digest January 12: Early Access Merch Guys, Ween, Kissinger, and More

Merch Guy Rehearsing Not Making Eye Contact in Venue Bathroom Mirror

By Evan Vest 

SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Merch guy Darren Byrum for touring band Hu...

Hard Digest January 11: Early Access Shania Twain, Burger King, Free Spirits, and More

Report: Most Women Gain Hulk-Like Strength Upon Hearing Shania Twain’s “Man! I Feel Like a Woman”

By Ben Friedman 

TORONTO — Th...

Hard Digest January 10: Early Access Steve Aoki, Jimmy Fallon, BDSM, and More

Local Baker Watches in Horror as Steve Aoki Throws Cake They Worked on For Hours at Influencer

By Evan Vest

LAS VEGAS — Local baker Phillip Throgmort...

Hard Digest January 9: Wildfires, Early Access Vegans, Radiohead, Hippies, and More

Biden Takes Immediate Action On Los Angeles Wildfires By Sending New Weapons Package to Israel

By The Hard Times Staff 

WASHINGTON — Presiden...

MVP: Billy Idol "White Wedding"

It's a nice day for a new podcast. This week we cover the "classic" Billy Idol video "White Wedding" that has so much going on that it actually has nothing going on. Listen with your family.

Watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI

Hard Digest January 8: Early Access Eminem CDs, Billy Joel, Audiophiles, and More

Aging Millennial Instinctively Still Hides Eminem CDs From Parents

By Tim Sheard

PONCA CITY, Okla. — Local 36-year-old Shane McThomason recently admi...

Hard Digest January 7: Early Access Weezer, Therapy, Selling Souls, and More

Dad Catches Daughter and Boyfriend in Back Seat of Car Listening to Weezer’s “Raditude”

By Matt Oriente

CHICAGO — Local dad Patrick Larken ...

Hard Digest January 6: Early Access Crust Punks, Midnight Trains, Metal Shirts, and More

Residents of Crust Punk House Completely Unaware They’ve Been Transported to the Cenobite Dimension

By Steve Packosky 

THE LABYRINTH — Re...

Hard Digest January 5: Early Access CIA, Billy Corgan, Hydration, and More

CIA Installs New Frontman When Punk Band Becomes Too Political

By Dan Kozuh

WASHINGTON — Frontman Abha Alvarez of punk band Kissinger’s Prostat...

Hard Digest January 4: Early Access Dee Snider, Divorce, Drone Metal, and More

Dee Snider Celebrates 40 Years of Inexplicably Being Seen as Some Sort of Metal Icon

By Tim Sheard 

NEW YORK — Metal frontman and former singer o...

Hard Digest January 3: Early Access Henry Rollins, Hometowns, Vape Mechanics, and More

Bored Henry Rollins Hires Guy Off TaskRabbit to Interview Him for a Few Hours

By James Knapp 

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Continuous go-getter Henry Ro...

Hard Digest January 2: Early Access Opening Bands, BBQ Chex Mix, Sober Influencers, and More

Local Punk Scene Thrown Into Turmoil After Opening Band Leaves Right After Playing Their Set

By Matt Oriente

BLUE ISLAND, Ill. – Opening band Abr...

MVP: Fatboy Slim "Weapon of Choice"

New Year, same podcast. This week Bill and Dan break down a classic video for an extremely forgettable song. Try to remember the melody of this song, we guarantee you can't. Listen now.

Watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYvFmgW8

Hard Digest January 1: Early Access Black Metal, Dark Side of the Moon, AC/DC, and More

Black Metal Band Therapist Suggests Series of Team-Building Church Burning Activities

By Steve Packosky 

OSLO, Norway — Black metal band Frosse...

Hard Digest December 31: Early Access Ball Drop, Puppeteers, Band Recommendations, and More

Chaos in Times Square as Millions of Baby Spiders Hatch From NYE Ball

By Ben Friedman 

NEW YORK — Chaos and panic overwhelmed Times Square a...

Hard Digest December 30: Jimmy Carter, Early Access Clown, Frank Zappa, New Year's Losers, and More

Car Racing, Prostitutes, and Mountains of Cocaine: A Breakdown of Jimmy Carter’s Final Days

By Dan Rice 

Today the world continues to mourn Jimmy...

Hard Digest December 29: Early Access Red Hot Chili Peppers, Disarming With A Smile, and Tony Hawk

Elderly Man Falls for Old “Red Hot Chili Peppers CD Stuffed into a Flaming Bag at Front Door” Gag

By Chris Bowen 

ALBION, N.Y. — Local curmu...

Hard Digest December 28: Early Access Dave Mustaine, Gender Equity, Body Wash, and More

Dave Mustaine Starts Second, Rival Retirement Organization After Being Kicked Out of AARP

By Steve Packosky 

LA MESA, Calif. — Prolific thra...