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Chapter 29: How do you turn on this healing circle?

“Okay, let’s spend these skill points and get back to safety quickly,” Brian said.

Jack bought: Mana Manipulation: Rank 1

Lucas bought: Mana Generation: Rank 1

“I”ll decide what I get later when we’re safe. I have no idea what to get. And now that these skill points are so much hard...

Chapter 28: What do you do when you have to face a 2 meter tall monster with only a machete?

“Finally!” Lucas yelled.

“Yes bitch! Let’s go!” Jack yelled.

“System, I love you baby,” Brian said.

They had no idea why, but the system finally gave them a challenge they could accomplish.

“Maybe it’s because we got this Mexican with us?” Brian said.

“I dunno. Or finally the system decided to ...

Chapter 27: What should we do with the hostage?

The team of three hispanic grinders were speaking in Spanish to each other.

“Can’t we just keep one of the crystals for ourselves?” one of them said.

The other three eyed him suspiciously.

“And then you take the crystal and snitch on us and get us killed like that other group?” the other one said.

“I’ll have...

Chapter 26: What’s better than you with your two homies out in the field grinding achievements?

“So my idea is this: We need to get more achievements. It seems like everyone and their mother in this game have more achievements than us. We saw with the 100 pushups that it isn’t even that hard, you just have to be creative. So I say this. Instead of grinding for silk and crystals, let’s try getting achievements,” Brian said.

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Chapter 25: What do you do when a 40 year old sophisticated man in a suit makes you an offer you can’t refuse?

“You wanna kiss my ass?” Lucas immediately said

“Bro,” Jack said.

“Sorry about that,” Brian said and shrugged.

“What do you mean team up against Fernando?” Jack said.

The stranger sighed. “My name is Steward. I’m the leader of a small group out of the Commercial District. You three boys are kind of a l...

Chapter 24: How can you tell if she wants you or your money?

I think I’m in love, Jack thought as he stared at Miranda’s cleavage.

“And then it fucking bit my fingers off!” Lucas said.

“No way!!! Oh my god, really? But, there’s no wolves in Greentown?” the cabaret girl next to Miranda said.

Jack saw Miranda give her an annoyed look. The other cabaret girl got the m...

Chapter 23: How do you convince a nurse to work for you?

“One, two, three, four,” they were chanting while moving the makeshift siege tower into the new zone.

Last time they went into a new zone farther inland it took a long time before they finally ran into a new monster.

“Oh shit! It’s here! Drop the tower now!” Brian yelled.

This time, it only took five steps before a mo...

Chapter 22: How long does it take to get a healing skill?

“One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four,” Jack and Brian were chanting.

The contraption was heavy, so they needed breaks.

When they were inside the siege tower, they had to crouch.

“One,” Jack and Brian said. They grabbed the top of the siege tower with their hands and supported it on their ...

Chapter 21: You are in a monster forest. You need to build something to defend yourself. What do you build?

They stared at each other after getting the notification.

“I’m too tired for this shit. We can think about it tomorrow. Let’s head back to the Balloon zone and sleep,” Jack said.

“Sounds like a good plan,” Brian said.

Near where they cut down branches for spears they had sort of made a camp.

“It’s my turn....

Chapter 20: What kind of skill is related to innovative warfare?

… please choose a skill related to innovative warfare

“Okay, let’s think long and hard about this,” Jack said.

“What’s innovative warfare even?” Brian said.

“I have no idea. But when we ask for shit, let’s be very, very specific. We don’t want a repeat of what happened when you got that shie...

Chapter 19: Have you ever went over a new zone to grind, and the loot just ain’t no good?

The air molecules of humans drifted into the Wolf Monster’s nose.

A hormonal cascade started inside its brain and it rushed off in the direction of the smell.

As it came closer, the smell became stronger.

It could see two humans in the distance. So it increased its speed.

Just before it was about to lunge for the one wh...

Chapter 18: What can you use the skill Speed Counting for?

“No way Jose,” Jack said.

“Hello oh great system. This is what you would define as, FUCK NO! You tryna get us killed?” Brian said.

“We already have the fucking burritos after us. Now you want another super big gang try to kill us? Fuck you!” Jack said.

“What should we do? We need skill points. We need other challe...

Chapter 17: What’s your first sensory enhancement skill?

Five Hispanic gang members were standing in the middle of the stone plaza.

“This is a waste of time,” one of them said in Spanish.

“We wouldn’t have to do this shit if Rodrigo and Hernandaz weren’t drunk when those white trash left the metal building,” another one said in Spanish.

“What a waste of time. Three redn...

Chapter 16: What would you do if you unlocked a math skill?

“Mhmm… Is that so… Well, I think we won’t do that,” Eugene said.

“The fuck you saying! You want Fernando to hear about this!” the hispanic gang member said.

“Yeah sure, go on ahead. You can tell him. The agreement was neutrality. I don’t see why I should waste my time chasing a bunch of nobodies. I’ve got shiz to ...

Chapter 15: What would you do if you got gangrene?

It looked very ugly. It reminded Jack of a mummy. The way the skin had turned black around where that big wolf bit off Lucas’ fingers.

“Fuck that’s gross,” Jack said. He looked away.

“Okay, we’ve gotta change plans again. Lucas, let’s try what we talked about. Using Jack’s mana to power the blueprint.”

They ex...

Chapter 14: You’re surrounded by a rival gang. What do you do?

“These mana waves aren’t dense enough. We can’t do anything with them,” Brian said.

“And we can barely control them. Takes forever to even get a little bit into this damn blueprint,” Lucas said.

Lucas thought for a moment.

“Maybe we should try with Jack’s mana. It was way denser than this shit out here,” Lucas...

Chapter 13: What would you do if you lost all your fingers?

After the adrenaline wore off, the pain kicked in.

After they realized he was missing fingers, they grabbed Lucas and rushed to the safer Balloon Monster territory. Then Jack and Brian quickly used the first aid kit on Lucas’ left hand where he was missing 4 fingers. They disinfected the wounds and wrapped it in gauze. It took a while be...

Chapter 12: What would you do if you got a dangerous challenge?

“Let’s think about this first,” Brian said.

“What’s there to think about? We need those skill points,” Jack said.

“It’s too dangerous. We know jack shit about what’s out there,” Brian said.

“Listen, the only way we can get skill points to spend is by completing those challenges. The skill crystals are shit...

Chapter 11: You accidentally piss off a gang. What do you do?

Both groups froze for two seconds. Then the dozen gang members rushed towards Jack, Brian and Lucas.

Brian pulled out his gun and shot at the oncoming gang members.

“Run! Run! Pull out your QR codes!” Brian yelled and pushed them back inside the metal building and slammed the door shut behind him.

They ran down the hallway ...

Chapter 10: Which combination of skills do you need to use mana?

And now, it was finally time to unlock mana.

“So I’ve been thinking about this a lot,” Jack said, “the system is kind of tricky. When Brian asked for that defense skill, it just gave him something related to it but not exactly what he wanted. I think we have to be very specific with what we ask for. But I also have another strategy...

Chapter 9: Have you ever eaten a grasshopper?

“I hope this one is finally a useful one,” Brian said.

“Please don’t jinx it,” Lucas said.

All three agreed that it was Brian’s turn to get a skill crystal.

“I just squeeze it like this?” Brian said, and squeezed the crystal.

It popped and yellow energy went into his hand.

Right Arm Increased...