****Author Note****
This chapter contains a reference to another Author's works, it was done with his permission, and I think ya'll will enjoy it :)
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Chapter 43
It wasn't Sindra's first time running a training camp, that was for sure. Drew had woken up and had a nice, relaxing pre-d...
2023-02-26 21:59:00 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 42
Getting everyone around the kitchen table to have a meeting turned out to be a hassle. Specifically due to his mom. He had trouble dragging her away from her new demonic TV, even though she could still pause her shows. The real surprise came when he had to convince Beefcake to join the group as well. It seemed l...
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Chapter 41
Drew found his wife and several other people near the gate of the defensive wall. It looked like they were preparing to head out and hunt in several groups, which wasn't a terrible idea since all the newcomers needed levels badly. Having so many of his "home-team" out and about was a bit concerning from a ...
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Chapter 40
Drew really needed to come up with a catchy song for when he was busy raising the dead. Something other people could join in and make into a musical of some kind. Maybe something with seven dwarves, or a bunch of sailors. Why? Because after a while, it became really, really boring. After who knows how many hours...
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Chapter 39
The whispers, and the people reaching out with shaking hands to touch Drew and Sindra put him ill at ease as they walked past the group of mourners. The grieving looked at him with thanks and reverence in their eyes, which was highly uncomfortable for him. Sindra seemed to be more at home with it, as she nodded ...
2023-02-21 02:18:18 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone :) I've got some big news.
First up, just a quick shout out to all of ya'll for being so awesome for supporting me and my content. I know it was a bit of a slow burn to start, so I appreciate ya'll sticking around and giving me a shot now that we're starting to see major plot developments.
Secondly, for all the Cas...
2023-02-20 03:29:35 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 38
"So, you're The Lady's new Champion." The being said with a strong, yet decisively feminine voice.
Drew stood there watching the Valkyrie for a moment. Armored up badass woman, spear and shield, works around a lot of death. Yeah, it was definitely a Valkyrie from the old Norse mythologies. But why would on...
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Chapter 37
Drew was getting pretty sick of passing out. How many times over the past week had he lost consciousness? It couldn't be healthy for his brain, Vitality stat or not. On the bright side, he wasn't lying on the ground of a frozen wasteland when he'd woken up. He wasn't in his house either. It looked like someone h...
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Chapter 36
Amber had dragged Drew over to the healing area and ran to grab Miranda. His wounds weren't nearly as bad as other peoples' were, but they definitely weren't pretty. To say that he was pretty fucked up would be an understatement. He had several holes in his torso, thighs, and arms from the birds that had rammed ...
2023-02-19 04:21:42 +0000 UTC
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****Author's Note****
Hey, sorry for the late post. I had the scene in my head, and it took awhile to put it into the words that I wanted. Let me know how you like the spell effect at the end :)
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Chapter 35
Drew saw them well before he made it to the watchtower. The treetops were...
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Chapter 34
"My cousin is getting married and I need a plus one." She said.
"Yeahhhh... no offense, but, hard pass." Drew said.
They sat in silence for several moments.
"May I ask why you're not interested in attending with me?"
"I'm married, and that wouldn't feel right to me. Additionally, I have n...
2023-02-16 04:22:28 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 33
Drew popped into existence standing next to Hades, he was in what could only be described as a throne room, there were probably better names for it, but he couldn't think of any due to what was before his eyes. The room itself was instantly recognizable as a place of power, and yet, was far different than anythi...
2023-02-14 05:18:28 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 32
Drew stood still while rereading The System notification that was cordially inviting him into the realm of... death, to meet with a divine being that was so old, and so powerful, that according to Spock, most other gods just fucked off and left her the hell alone. So, he stood there, thinking that The System had...
2023-02-13 03:38:37 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 31
"Who the fuck put you in charge?" One of the little shits yelled.
"I did. This is my property." Drew responded.
"You knew about this shit for a week and you didn't tell nobody! Plus, this place doesn't even look safe, what the fuck is chain-link fences going to protect against, I could climb those in...
2023-02-12 06:43:40 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 30
Drew pulled back from his mental connection with Scolder, and soon found himself back in his own, non-coyote body, much to his relief. Being an undead canine was cool and all, but he was happy to be back in his own body. Spock and Robert had gone back to sparring when Drew sent his consciousness flowing to his m...
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Chapter 29
As Drew approached the sparring Spock and Robert, he watched the exchange of blows. Robert was still level zero, so he was mostly working with the stats that he had prior to The Descent, but Spock had several levels already. The last time Drew had spoken with Spock, the medium warrior had said that his level was...
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Chapter 28
Drew woke up several hours later and felt much better than he had when he passed out. That fight with the horde of goblins had taken a lot out of him. Both from a mana perspective, but also from mental exhaustion perspective as well. Sitting in bed and just relaxing he reflected on the battle, and his shortcomin...
2023-02-10 06:31:08 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 27
"Yes, please. I'm almost out of mana, and there's a shit-ton of these bastards." Drew replied.
"Cool, I sent Freya out with Mark and Beefcake, they're going to the closest gate before heading to help defend." Amber mentioned.
"Have Freya only attack the stragglers, these things have weapons, and they...
2023-02-09 05:17:29 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 26
Integration initialization complete
Welcome to the Multiverse. Your home, Earth, was on a collision course with a large local gamma ray burst, it was due to arrive in exactly one Earth year. This would have been an extinction level event, and would have sterilized all life on your ...
2023-02-08 06:01:06 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 25
Saturday and Sunday flew by as a blur to Drew, as everyone continued to prepare for The Descent. Early Saturday morning, the group had gone to the second rental property to continue hunting wild hogs. Drew managed to hit level six, and everyone else hit level five. When he had hit level six in his class, his rac...
2023-02-08 01:41:51 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
I wanted to let folks know about the current state of content here on Patron. There are currently 9 unreleased chapters available to read, and a fair amount of exclusive artwork.
I'm planning to continue writing the early release content, and I should have at least 12 or 13 chapters available, ahead of public release on...
2023-02-06 03:08:50 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 24
Early Friday morning, the group had set out to the first local property in order to hunt the wild hogs that gathered there to feed around daybreak. Drew had managed to raise two additional skeleton minions the night before, he wanted to keep going, however two seemed to be the limit that his mana could handle be...
2023-02-06 02:54:53 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 23
After some internal reflection, the group at Drew's home had quickly come to some conclusions. Only Amber and Mark still looked like their photo ID's, and thus, were the only ones who would be able to purchase the trucks they'd picked out. Mark would need to wear a beanie to cover the points on his ears, and Amb...
2023-02-06 02:53:54 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 22
"Alright man, we need to get you up and walking. It's going to suck getting up, and walking will be slow, but you should be fine once your wife takes a look at the wound. Just remember to keep pressure on it, okay?" Drew said.
"Yeah, okay."
"Cool, I'm going to douse it in alcohol just to be on the sa...
2023-02-04 05:34:26 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 21
"Beefcake? What does this name mean in your world?" Beefcake asked.
"It's a name that showcases your strength and martial prowess, along with your immense size." Drew answered.
"I see, I find this name acceptable. Am I to understand that you agree to the terms of the proposed contract?"
"Yes, w...
2023-02-03 06:58:59 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 20
Drew was ready for this. His friends had their fun, his wife had her fun, now it was time for Drew to take out his unhealthy frustration on these trees. He sent forth the mental command to his minion to attack the nearest tree. It was important to test whether his minion had capabilities similar to Freya, he nee...
2023-02-03 02:56:58 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 19
Drew grabbed a can of red spray paint from the shelf before heading out the door. Amber and his friends followed behind him after throwing their trash away from dinner. He quickly found himself in front of the horrible, little grove of mesquite trees that had plagued his property. He quickly used the spray paint...
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Chapter 18
"What? Quit gaping and eat your food before it gets cold." The...woman said to him.
"And you gave me soooo much shit for the way I look." He replied.
"I'm your mother, not the other way around."
"Why did you choose... whatever you are?"
Everyone else remained quiet at the interaction betw...
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Chapter 17
The guys were outside hiding from the repercussions of their forgetfulness. Drew had cracked opened the lid to the grill and sparked the flames of sweet meaty indulgence while Spock hovered nearby watching the preparations commence. After the jalapeno and pepper-jack filled sausages were laid bare upon the grate...
2023-02-01 04:37:44 +0000 UTC
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