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Lesbian sex vote results

Hi all, I hope you've had a good weekend!

I've counted up the results for the lesbian sex scene vote. The super-voters didn't make a difference in the winner (which received the joint-most super-voter votes as well as the most normal-voter ones) but they did tip cunnilingus into 2nd place. The final ordering is:


Strapon, N...

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Newlife 0.7.9

Hi all,

Here's Newlife 0.7.9. I've been quite distracted over the last month with health issues again so I'm afraid this is a bit of a light release with pretty much just the standing makeout. Hopefully I'll be able to put together something a bit more meaty with the next one.


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Lesbian sex scene vote

Hi all!

Apologies for the online silence lately. I've been stuggling with my health a bit again this month - a recurrence of my sickness from last year. Still, I'm feeling much better this weekend after a boost in my medicine and I'm optimistic that I can put together some sort of release over the next few days.


For the re...

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Lesbian sex - ideas post

Hi all, I hope the week is going well for you.

I'm going to run a vote sometime this month on which lesbian sex scenes players are most interested in seeing. 

This is a post to gather ideas for the voting list just to make sure I don't forget something important. These should be general scenes that don't rely on very specific ci...

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Bugfix update

Hi all, here's an update to fix a few bugs from 0.7.8:


Minor changes:

The main menu will show an error message if the attempt to load racedata.json fails.

Bugfixes:

Fixes to text issues. Thanks to Zab and Saint Destiny for reporting some of these.

Fixed an issue where cus...

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Newlife 0.7.8

Hi all, Newlife 0.7.8 is finally done - sorry about the delay.

This one includes the sleep-together and next-morning scenes for lesbian dates. The other main addition - and one which took far longer than I'd been anticipating - is a rework of how Newlife handles name and race.

There's a couple of consequences from this. First, race a...

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Short delay

Hi all,

I've been having a bit of a tough time this month and it looks like the release will be delayed by a few days. You can still expect it to come fairly soon - I expect on Wednesday or Thursday. Sorry about this, and I hope you're all having a good week regardless.

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Bugfix again

Hi all! There have been some more issues reported with 0.7.7. These haven't been as critical as the ones fixed in the last bugfix release, but I've decided to pop out a quick update anyway.

I've also updated the documentation to reflect a change that I forgot to mention in the 0.7.7 changelog (though I'll go back after posting this and upd...

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Bugfix update

Hi all, here's 0.7.7b which contains fixes to issues reported by Cristia, Geoff W, Corfold, JulianR.Amazing and Brobort.

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Newlife 0.7.7

Hello everyone, and let me wish you a happy new year! It's still a few hours away from midnight here, but I know that some of you will already be in 2022 so I'll say it now and not worry too much about getting the exact time!

Here's Newlife 0.7.7, primarily containing the hypnosis content chosen in the last PMW vote. You'll get a random ev...

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Happy Xmas!

Happy Xmas everyone! I hope you're all having a great day, whether this is a big holiday for you or just another Saturday.


I'm cracking on with the hypnosis content and it all seems to be going well so far. The main three routes (repeat sex, first-time sex and virginity-loss sex) are complete, though not tested. There's a lot of...

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Bugfix update

Hi all! Here's an update with fixes to some bugs that were reported over the last few days. Many thanks to Sync, Zab, OrangeJuice, Hellenberg and Keenam for letting me know about these!

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PMW Vote Results

Hello everyone!

I've counted up the results for the PMW vote. At first glance it was neck-and-neck between expanding the jerk-friend event chain and ading hypnotism content. However, once I added the extra votes for people on the super-voter tier hypnotism took a clear lead. 

So, the PMW release will focus on a scene where the P...

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Newlife 0.7.6

Hi all! Here's version 0.7.6 of Newlife. This one focuses on the Lesbian town date. Thanks to everyone who gave ideas earlier in the month. I wasn't able to use all of them yet but I'd like to revisit and expand the scene at some point.

I haven't specifically tested it, but I don't think old saves will work with this version. Keep hold of ...

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PMW Vote 2021

Hello everyone!

It's time for the next PMW vote. PMW is the "prove me wrong" milestone where you get to vote for something which I otherwise wouldn't consider a priority for the game.

I'll check the results at the end of the month and implement whatever wins for the release after the one currently in-progress.

Here are the voti...

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PMW Ideas Post

Hi all!

It'll soon be time for the PMW release, which will most likely be out in December. PMW stands for "prove me wrong" and is when I run a vote about adding something that'd otherwise be low-priority or perhaps not in the game at all.

This is the post where I gather suggestions to put in the voting list. I'll collect them and sta...

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What do you want to do on a date?

Hello everyone!

I've decided that this release will tackle the lesbian town-date. The one after this will be PMW, so I'll put up a suggestions post for that soon, and then for 0.7.8 I'll probably focus on some sort of sex or makeout content.

A question for you: what do you want to do on a date in town with another woman? I'll be keep...

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Newlife 0.7.5

Hi all! Here's version 0.7.5 of Newlife.


Changelog:

Major changes & additions:

Added a nightclub-dancing sub-scene for the lesbian club.

Minor changes:

Improved the checks in the “hit your partner while dancing because you're drunk” section in the MF club dancing ...

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Bugfix Update

Hi all! As promised here's a bugfix update. 

I was expecting this to be a rocky release, but surprisingly there were no catastrophic bugs this time. Or at least none that I know about. Still, there's a bunch of fixes to things some very helpful players reported to me and I added pronoun getters to the npc custom scene object. Have fun...

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Newlife 0.7.4

Hello everyone, here's Newlife version 0.7.4. This first version may be a bit buggy - I'll pick up any reports over the weekend and get a bugfix version out on Sunday or Monday.

The main addition here is the lesbian lying makeout scene. I hope you'll all enjoy it, and do let me know if you run into any problems.

I'd also be intereste...

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An update on my health

Hello everyone, thanks for your patience and for the supportive messages I received. I really appreciate your kindness.

I've had the results from my tests back. It turns out my condition is a chronic one that isn't outright curable but it can usually be treated medically. I've been given a rather large number of pills that I've been taking...

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Another pause

Hi all,

It doesn't look like I'll be able to get a release out this month either. I've paused the patreon again, so you won't be charged. I have made some progress though, and it'll be surprising if I can't get a release sometime in September.


My medical issues are continuing, but thanks to all your support in the past I h...

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No release this month

Hi all,

You might have noticed that I haven't posted online or replied to anyone for a while. Unfortunately, this is because I've been quite ill lately. I'm waiting for an appointment to get some tests done at a hospital, but this is a bad time for that with them busy due to covid so I don't know how much longer I'll have to wait.  View Post

Newlife 0.7.3

Hi all! I've been a bit under the weather lately and my productivity hasn't been the best, but the lesbian home-date is finally ready for its first release. I've also been dreadful at replying to messages and whatnot, so I've lots of catching up to do there.

Like with the club, home-date will get a second pass later on to expand and improv...

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Newlife 0.7.2

Hello everyone! Here's Newlife 0.7.2, with more hair and a start on the lesbian content.

This version is not compatible with saves from previous versions.

I've decided to start the lesbian update with a club scene. For now this doesn't really go anywhere - you can't get frisky with another woman, take her home, or go on a date - the ...

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Bugfix release

Hi all, here's version 0.7.1b which fixes a problem with save files. I've also replaced the file on the original 0.7.1 release post.

This should stop the ClothesComparator and relax-outfit-restrictions errors. Unfortunately the problem was because of some information not being saved correctly. This means that saves from 0.7.1 will not work...

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Newlife 0.7.1

Hi all!

Here's the newest version of Newlife. Unlike most releases, there's not much in terms of new content. Instead, this version has focused on two big changes.

First, save files and saved templates are now completely different, in json format. This involved some major internal changes and took up the bulk of the work, but I think...

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Bugfix again

Hi all, here's another update wiht a few fixes, notably to the error when visiting Ivy.


A few people have reported "blank screen" errors. I haven't been able to track this one down yet - I suspect it's something to do with start-of-week processing rather than a specific scene, but I haven't been able to replicate it so far mysel...

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Bugfix update

Hi all, here's an update with fixes for a few bugs reported by players - in particular the bug repoted by Zab and Lashon Tov where the dating app event was erroring.

The bastard forgiveness scene will no longer fire on characters that are flagged as always-bastards, after Silne Veras reported getting the scene for a lowlife they hadn't act...

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Newlife 0.7.0

Hi all, I hope you've had a good week!

This is version 0.7.0 of Newlife - the final update in the Work & Careers update. 

I spent quite a lot of this release reworking some of Newlife's internals to deal with some problems with multi-NPC scenes that the party scene had made painfully obvious.

There is some new content ...

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