Out of Step

How many steps equal one slither?
https://tapas.io/episode/2968345
2023-09-29 17:09:00 +0000 UTC View Post

How many steps equal one slither?
https://tapas.io/episode/2968345
2023-09-29 17:09:00 +0000 UTC View Post
More like the "receiving" tree!
https://tapas.io/episode/2967336
2023-09-28 14:51:51 +0000 UTC View PostPurple Football Guy started as a background filler character in this comic about a Hail Mary. Basically just window dressing.

But some readers saw him differently. Inexplicably, he became a breakout star after patrons in my Discord server started ...
2023-09-26 12:43:43 +0000 UTC View Post
They just released DLC that adds an exciting new dialogue option: "That's true."
https://tapas.io/episode/2962308
2023-09-22 16:08:54 +0000 UTC View Post
The very fabric of society is held together by silly string.
https://tapas.io/episode/2960406
2023-09-20 15:06:11 +0000 UTC View PostThe Butt Mullet aka the Bullet aka the Mutt. This was a request from a LIVE Draw Request Stream!
2023-09-19 16:43:51 +0000 UTC View Post
At least it's not the other way around.
https://tapas.io/episode/2956206
2023-09-15 14:40:40 +0000 UTC View Post
I need to do another one of those floods, for self care.
https://tapas.io/episode/2954238
2023-09-13 18:18:48 +0000 UTC View PostI'm starting to suspect we never heard the FULL tale. What have you done, Oscar? What are you hiding...
This was a request during a LIVE Draw Request Stream!

Don't you hate when this happens? Awkward.
https://tapas.io/episode/2949449
2023-09-08 13:14:10 +0000 UTC View Post
After making the secret panels, I compared them to the original comic and thought they might be a funnier joke. Let me know what YOU think.
https://tapas.io/episode/2943645<...

You may put someone else's dick in the hole. Bear in mind, that will turn the hole into a loophole.
https://tapas.io/episode/2942433
2023-08-31 14:08:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Death would be around every corner, but at least you wouldn't have to pay taxes.
https://tapas.io/episode/2936851
2023-08-25 19:47:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Ain't no rule that says the Mother of God can't play football.
https://tapas.io/episode/2934269
2023-08-22 14:26:24 +0000 UTC View Post
First, though, you must become smart enough to know you're stupid.
https://tapas.io/episode/2927671
2023-08-17 13:08:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Once we've painted one of everything, we don't need that stupid art anymore.
https://tapas.io/episode/2922872
2023-08-15 13:21:12 +0000 UTC View Post
"No no, I remember now. It's to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
https://tapas.io/episode/2917659
2023-08-09 14:10:14 +0000 UTC View Post
You gotta have kids. We're gonna need fresh recruits for the water wars.
https://tapas.io/episode/2915903
2023-08-07 13:12:00 +0000 UTC View PostThey say if you find a Shiba Inu under a cherry blossom tree, you'll have good luck for 300 years (I completely made that up but... it could be true)
This was a request from a LIVE Draw Request Stream!
You call an Uber. This little guy shows up on his big motorcycle. Do you hop on?
This was a request from a Draw Request Stream. The original request was "me giving J. L. a ride on my motorcycle" or something along those lines. So the little guy holding on for dear life is me, of course.

My emotional scars stop me from giving you physical scars, bitch.
https://tapas.io/episode/2908881
2023-08-01 12:10:21 +0000 UTC View Post
He really DREW a comparison.
https://tapas.io/episode/2907212
2023-07-27 16:39:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Not a star in this universe that could grant that wish.
https://tapas.io/episode/2905307
2023-07-25 13:54:12 +0000 UTC View Post
why many small water when one big water do trick?
https://tapas.io/episode/2901911
2023-07-21 13:26:25 +0000 UTC View PostExciting news, gang! This morning we made the Lovendog Plush available on my Kickstarter! It'll only be available through this campaign so if you're a fan of that derpy dog, you have about 5 hours to snag a plush. Here's a link to the Kickstar...
2023-07-19 13:58:40 +0000 UTC View PostHello, friends. This is it. We're down to the final day of the Kickstarter for my new book, ✨FEELINGS✨

It feels like I just launched the campaign, but also feels like I've aged 100 years. We're...
2023-07-18 16:30:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I swear to god if you have a second phase, I'm calling the cops.
https://tapas.io/episode/2894856
2023-07-13 16:09:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang! I'm back with another exclusive comic I drew for my upcoming book, FEELINGS. This is a comic I've wanted to make for a long time, and I finally had a good excuse to do it. I often think about how my dogs live their lives like every day is the best day ever, and I believe that's such a great outlook in...
2023-07-10 15:41:33 +0000 UTC View Post
There was only ever one possible conclusion to the flame wars.
https://tapas.io/episode/2889500
2023-07-06 21:14:49 +0000 UTC View Post
All my homies hate Susan.
https://tapas.io/episode/2884290
2023-06-30 15:18:21 +0000 UTC View Post