On this edition of Once in a Lifetime, the guys return to the sick, sad world of Doctor Beck in the outrageous sequel, Stalked by My Doctor: The Return! Why did they rely on so many fake-out fantasy scenes? What kind of money is Dr. Beck working with here? And why did he have to melt that no-good, musician brother with acid? PL...
2022-02-13 21:23:57 +0000 UTC View Post
On the season finale of The Podcast of Boba Fett, the guys are chatting about the concluding chapter of the more-miss-than-hit first season of the Disney+ show, The Book of Boba Fett! Listen to the gang breathe a sigh of relief as this season comes to a close, that cartoon Luke is nowhere to be found, a fairly cool battle happe...
2022-02-11 21:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
On this week's re-cap of The Bobalorian, the guys are pretty stunned by the IP Machine's gross cynicism in Chapter 6, "From the Desert Comes a Stranger." Written by the Favs and Dave Filoni, and directed by Filoni, this episode of Boba Fett's TV show has Din Djarin doing a welfare check on Grogu, Cobb Vanth busting up a drug deal, Rosar...
2022-02-06 21:40:31 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our monthly trip to sunny, 1990's Southern California!
Up first on Beverly Hills, 90210, we're talking about the total ass-clencher episode, "Leading from the Heart"! Originally airing October 10, 1991, this episode has Brenda being super-attracted to her cousin Bobby, Kelly treating Bobby like a coat rack, and Brandon ...
2022-02-04 05:04:41 +0000 UTC View Post
On this week's episode of The Mandalorian Half Hour —erm, The Podcast of Boba Fett, rather, the guys are chatting about the totally solid fifth episode (from another show), "Return of the Mandalorian"! How great was it seeing our pal Mando? Wasn't it fabulous to once again gaze upon outer space's majesty on a Star Wars 2022-01-30 20:09:54 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's trip into The Nexus, the gang finally gets to season three of TOS!
First up, it's TOS 's "Spock's Brain." Originally airing September 20, 1968, this dreadful episode has Bones making Spock move via remote control, Kirk and Company getting tortured by nefarious belt buckles, and Scotty getting a slick...
2022-01-29 20:52:53 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's entry in the Gleep Glossary, the gang learns all about famed bounty hunter, Dengar! Did Dengar's street racing cred make him sort of like the Corellian James Dean? Did he dodge being on Jabba's sail barge because he was hungover? And what is going on with that diaper on his head?
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wa...
2022-01-28 00:55:50 +0000 UTC View PostHey Friends,
It's that time again: Where you ask us a short, direct question and we answer it in the next Big Daddy Dispatch! To be considered please comment below and SIGN your comment with your name and where you're writing from (see the end of this post for an example).
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2022-01-24 16:46:09 +0000 UTC View Post
On this episode of The Podcast of Boba Fett, the guys are chit-chatting about the latest getting-their-ducks-in-a-row, table-setting episode, "The Gathering Storm." Written by the Favs and directed by Kevin Tancharoen, this episode has Boba Fett creating more jobs in Mos Espa, a pretty sweet Wookiee-started bar brawl, and Fennec Shand g...
2022-01-23 21:07:24 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's WLM, the guys are talking about one of the absolute best cinematic spectacles from last year, Denis Villeneuve's Dune! How incredible is the production design all over this thing? Does Paul have the hots for his mom? How absolutely boss is this score? And who among us wouldn't take that Harkonnen oil dip? PLUS: ...
2022-01-21 04:41:49 +0000 UTC View Post
On this episode of The Podcast of Boba Fett, the fellas are chatting about chapter three, "The Streets of Mos Espa"! This ep was written by The Favs and directed by Robert Rodriguez, and, well, it's still a show on Disney+! How rad was that knock-down, drag-out fight with that Wookiee? Did that vicious gang kill all his Tuskan ...
2022-01-17 02:55:30 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our monthly trip back to the sexy, SoCal 90s!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's a total Banger Alert with "Necessity Is a Mother"! Originally airing September 26, 1991, this episode has Jim Walsh considering a threesome with Cindy and Dylan's mom, Donna becoming a stock market genius, and Dylan getting his ass kick...
2022-01-16 04:23:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Gang!
We just wanted to let you know that tonight at 8pm EST there will be a very special VIRTUAL LIVE SHOW on one of the worst of 2021: Mortal Kombat! It's going to be a blast and will be available to stream until 11:59pm EST on Jan...
On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally dreadful animated "please still love me, adoring public!" attempt, Little Ellen! The two tiny episodes in question, "Best Laid Plans" and "NOLA Confidential," which originally aired on September 13, 2021 and October 14, 2021 respectively, feature a pin...
2022-01-13 22:56:39 +0000 UTC View Post
On this edition of The Podcast of Boba Fett, the guys are chatting about chapter two, "The Tribes of Tatooine." This episode was once again written by the Favs and directed by Steph Green and thankfully, things are looking up! How great was it to see Dave Pasquesi already back in episode two? Where are those Gamorrean pig guards working...
2022-01-09 17:14:53 +0000 UTC View PostDispatch Sixty One, January 2nd, 2022
Happy New Year, WHM Family!
And that my friends is the end of another long, dark year of the world at large, but a very fun and productive year here in the We Hate Movies
2022-01-02 19:45:00 +0000 UTC
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On the premiere of our new Star Wars recap show, The Podcast of Boba Fett, we're chatting about the mostly underwhelming debut episode of the latest trip into the galaxy far, far away, The Book of Boba Fett! Why did they have to have all the flashbacks instead of some nice, chronological storytelling? What was with all...
2022-01-02 19:23:08 +0000 UTC View Post
On their final commentary of the year, the gang is chatting over the wildly entertaining and totally outrageous documentary, American Movie! How admirable is Mark's refusal to quit on his many, life-crushing projects? How uncomfortable is it taking an old person to the bank? Everyone's Thanksgivings are like this one, right? And can we ...
2021-12-30 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
On this special edition of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about a fabulous (and kind-of under-watched) Trek film, 1994's Star Trek: Generations! What's with all the cosplay nonsense up front? How great is Malcolm McDowell in this movie? And who among us hasn't shed a tear when Data finds Spot safe in the wreckage at the end? ...
2021-12-29 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, the gang learns about the all-time Star Wars G.O.A.T., Obi-Wan Kenobi! How much did this guy love being a Force Ghost? Just popping up in front of anyone who would listen. How rad was it that Obi-Wan was LIFELONG friends with Bail Organa—until, ya know, his planet exploded? And yeah, he d...
2021-12-27 15:17:00 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's very special WLM-influenced AD, the gang is chatting about the legendary Pixar classic, Toy Story! What on Earth was with the decision to add all the Randy Newman tunes? Isn't it wild how great renowned jerk, Tim Allen is in this movie? And how quaint is it to see a Pixar movie that's just kind of a small, workp...
2021-12-23 17:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey Friends,
It's that time again...where you ask us a direct, short question and we answer it (humorously) in the next Big Daddy Dispatch.
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2021-12-21 16:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
It's our monthly trip back to glorious L.A. in the '90s!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's about as cringe as it gets with "Ashes to Ashes"! Originally airing September 19, 1991, this episode perfectly exemplifies why a show like this should never attempt to half-assedly address American race relations as Brandon befrie...
2021-12-19 20:35:25 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's bonus WLM, the guys are chatting about Ridley Scott's 1979 sci-fi/horror masterpiece, Alien! How fantastic is it to watch a movie with this much precision set work, starring a bunch of sweaty, salt-of-the-earth actors? How cool is Tom Skerritt's Bleep-Bloop room? Has Sigourney Weaver ever been better? Are they w...
2021-12-16 04:02:14 +0000 UTC View Post
On this very special holiday edition of Once In A Lifetime, the gang is chatting about the absolutely horrendous Christmas film, Merry In-Laws! How awful is this poor girl's father, what with all the surveillance and creepy meddling? Does Alex even want to marry Peter Claus in the first place? And how many different drugs can M...
2021-12-10 18:51:29 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's journey into The Nexus, the guys are chatting about two more solid eps of Trek!
First up on TOS, it's the season two finale, and embarrassingly obvious backdoor pilot, "Assignment: Earth"! Originally airing March 29, 1968, this episode left us wondering if an actual Gary Seven show have even been wat...
2021-11-30 02:02:43 +0000 UTC View PostHey Friends!
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2021-11-29 16:38:16 +0000 UTC View Post
On this month's entry of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, the guys learn all about the massively important character, Barada! One of Jabba's scuzzy palace gang, Barada was a skilled mechanic, served as personal muscle for Jabba, and was eventually brutally cut down by Luke Skywalker at the Pit of Carkoon! PLUS: Was Barada really won by Jabba on an ...
2021-11-27 01:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post