Just some fun fuck-ups from previous audios, as well as future ones!
1st. AkujiSaitoVA in a commissioned adaptation of a Biku comic (Coming Soon)
2nd. MacStarVA Power in Kobeni Caught Between Devils
3rd. AkujiSaitoVA as ShyLily (Coming Soon)
4th. MacStarVA as Hasabe from River City Girls Stall Brawl (still happening I k...
2025-03-01 15:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostAudios, as I do them, require a lot of pre-planning, scheduling, money, and logistics. An idea needs to be possible to do with available talent within a reasonable timeframe for myself, the VAs, and the thumbnail artists. But what I believed was a comfortable stockpile of projects turned out to not be nearly enough an exclusive each week. I had ...
2025-03-01 15:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostPlease ask myself or the talented voices behind all Hot Ramen Audios questions you would like answered in the comments! Questions will be answered directly in the replies, with the Q&A body text being updated every 7 days to include the questions and answers from the week.
Format all questions by addressing the person you're a...
2025-03-01 15:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings!
February went by quickly, but doesn't it always? March will be a doozy. With five Saturdays, that means five audios this month!
ShyLily's Poop Soup Quadruple Deluxe goes live tonight at 9:00 PM EST! I know a lot of you have been waiting for it, so I hope it's to your liking.
March 17th: Ryuko VS...
2025-03-01 14:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostThank you to all who participated in the poll! Let's take a moment to go over the results, and what they mean.
3rd: Pomni is forced to eat all the burgers Ragatha messes up. Messing & Toilet alts planned - 31 Votes
2nd: Jane Doe and Tomiya handcuffed. Tomiya sit...
2025-02-27 02:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostEDIT: Multiple choice now enabled!
Greetings! As we look forward to March, I want your input in deciding which scripts to focus on. More than just deciding what projects to do, this is about allocating funding and production time. Some ideas are almost certainly going to be made, but the length and budget will be decided by you guys. Other...
2025-02-23 23:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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A commission for [NAME WITHHELD UPON REQUEST].
When Harley Quinn is constipated the day before a big job, there's only o...
2025-02-23 02:01:23 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings.
We'll start with the good news. AkujiSaitoVA has confirmed I will receive ShyLily vocals this week, which means ShyLily's Poop Soup Quadruple Deluxe will be completed and available for your listening pleasure on March 1st! This has been a long time coming, but I am excited to finally deliver it.
As the title says, I'll be...
2025-02-22 15:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings!
A commissioner and I have mutually decided that new VA talent is necessary to voice his character of choice (Kronii). While I look for a voice actress who can more comfortably act in her register, I'll be opening one more slot up.
For those who submitted in the last round, please just DM me again to let me know you are sti...
2025-02-17 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post![(Commission) No [P]rivacy for 2B](https://img5.samukata.com/storage/3/ny/ns/4e9b88-019e8fc0-ac60-7ee5-8d1b-6e4ef96241a3.png)
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A Commission for Patron @Cultus_Latrinum
Based on...
2025-02-16 02:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
A (long) overdue commission for M1911Power, a writer and personal friend, of his OC Selina, dealing with a fit of desperation. Her bad attitude makes the woman in the stall, Minerva, get louder and more vocal with her dump just to torture her, and worse yet she enters the stall to...
2025-02-15 02:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostI initially wanted to adapt a comic by Lazei, but he no longer has the PSDs for it. So I just wrote my own thing.
SPOILERS:
One morning, as Princess Zelda wakes from troubled dreams, she finds herself transformed in her bed into a dragon-hybrid. She calls for Purah to help her solve the problem, who comes to the conclusion the Secret...
2025-02-13 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostI can't come up with a good title! During their second date at Scott's (Wallace's) apartment, Ramona Flowers eats a bit too much garlic bread and goes to use his bathroom, only to fill the toilet in his sucky little apartment to bursting. With another wave of bowl chokers brewing in her belly, Ramona must salvage the toilet, and hopefully the fu...
2025-02-11 03:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Moving onto a weekly schedule means I need to constantly be writing and coming up with new ideas. While I know what I love to write and do, I want a better sense of the preference of my patrons. So I've made a survey to help round up that info! I will take all submissions into account. Keep in mind that I may not have interest in everything pres...
2025-02-11 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
An adaptation of the one of my favorite comics by Lazei! While stuck in traffic, McDonald's® Mom's hunger gets the best of her and she eats a McDonald's® meal meant for tw...
2025-02-09 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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An adaptation of the one of my favorite 2025-02-09 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The ghost that threw me down the stairs told me today is Friday.
Tomorrow's audio is the little surprise I planned to do before Kobeni. It's on the shorter side, a fair warning, but it's based on what I consider to be a certified hood classic comic.
LHeartLewd is back in the booth, which means I can finally begin the...
2025-02-08 03:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostA Patreon reward from last month for @Cultus_latrinum that they wanted to turn into a full audio. Based on the Aji Wo [K]utta joke ending of NieR:Automata, only this time, the mackerel causes a very different kind of "horrible effect." 2B experiences a bodily function for...
2025-02-07 23:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostA commissioned audio where Harley Quinn's dealing with a bout of constipation, and decides the only solution is a pizza binge that'll get her bowels moving once again! Hey, she's not exactly famous for her stability.
The commissioner was very detailed and specific about what they wanted to see - hearing a very jovial and quippy Quinn go t...
2025-02-06 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostA commissioned script, where digital diva Hatsune Miku struggles with a stomach ache while performing for a crowd of over 3,000 fans. The story takes place at the 39's Givings Day concert, Miku's first solo concert, held at Zepp Music Hall in Odaiba. I suspect they chose this venue because it holds 3,009 seats!
It no longer features her d...
2025-02-05 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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A patreon suggested audio! Kobeni gets hit with a case of the trots while at work. Worse yet, Makima and Power come in and si...
2025-02-02 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings!
January was a fantastic month! With any luck February will be just as good.
The Kobeni audio goes up today at 9 PM EST! This will also feature debut artwork by Pal. Due to a family emergency, they were not able to get the full cover page done for the motion comic, but it's still a display of their art style! I am excited ...
2025-02-01 15:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostI beheld a Flat Fuck on the road this afternoon, which means it's Friday.
KOBENI TOMORROW!
There's uh... there's a lot of pooping in this one. Moreso than usual
Tomorrow's roadmap will announce the commissions I'll be...
2025-02-01 03:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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Trucy debuts a vanishing act unlike any other! After filling her magic panties with a hefty load, she will make the mess disap...
2025-01-28 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI often get asked to accept commissions, but asking people to pay VAs AND myself is a significant financial barrier. So I'm offering a special deal from Sunday 1/26/25 to Friday 1/31/25. No Editor's Fee or Writer's Fee. Just pay for the vocals and I'll make it happen, with promotional artwork by Pal included!
Comment or DM me with a detail...
2025-01-26 17:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
You thought I forgot? The VERY late audio of Ophelia's Cubicle Conundrum, a comic by @OddTenn. In August of 2023, I ran a lottery for a dub or adaptation of a comic. This was one of two winners. The goal was to use them as an exercise in Live2D animation, but time is consistently my e...
2025-01-26 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostInitially a Patreon reward, The Boss asked for more, and now I will be doing the audio for an upcoming animation featuring Aqua from Konosuba. It's written with visuals in mind, and features all the over the top nastiness that ThePhantom202 is known for. Featuring @MacStarVA as Aqua...
2025-01-25 23:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I began the Patreon, the goal was to produce a single audio each month. At the time, there was nothing left for me by the end of production, which meant it was impossible for this to ever be a full-time career. But thanks to some changes in the way I work, a big leap of faith, and your generosity up to now (keep it up, proud of you), I can ...
2025-01-22 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI've wanted to do a "Making Of" for a while. There's a lot of ambiguity about the way I do audios, and I am often surprised how much people assume my process is simply finding stock sound effect and placing it on timeline. The reason I am so fond of this audio is that, from a technical perspective, it's my finest work... so let's dive into it! 2025-01-19 03:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
The writhing worms within my skull tell me it's Friday. Me and RFK have that in common.
ShyLily has been cast! AkujiSaitoVA will play the boisterous, toilet blocking orcat herself. She's not ready to take on the role, however, as she needs some time to learn the accent and finish other projects, but it will be underway soon. The s...
2025-01-18 03:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post